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blanewell - not unfunny (none of them are unfunny) but doesn't tickle me quite as much as the others
samwell - I find the almost correct names in some ways funnier than the wacky ones but of the almost correct names samwell is the least funny to me
hatwell - buck wild I can't believe he's real
roywell - another almost correct name also big up middle child he doesn't even have a wiki page this is heartbreaking
wealwell - the man the myth the legend so fucking funny we love our queasy fag and his goofy name
johnwell - idk what it is about johnwell specifically but it's so close to being a name in a way that makes me come undone
maxwell - I literally cannot stop thinking about and laughing about how funny it is that the gotch brothers' names end with being normal and start with being weird like I have so many questions - did they know maxwell was going to be the last and so could give him the normal name? are all of these names normal in canon? were they scrambling around for maxwell and it took them seven tries to remember? each option is wonderful and amazing and I truly cannot stop thinking about the gotch family naming conventions