A Completely Unbiased And Correct Ranking Of The Gotch Brothers' Names (in Order Of Least To Most Funny

a completely unbiased and correct ranking of the gotch brothers' names (in order of least to most funny to me)

blanewell - not unfunny (none of them are unfunny) but doesn't tickle me quite as much as the others

samwell - I find the almost correct names in some ways funnier than the wacky ones but of the almost correct names samwell is the least funny to me

hatwell - buck wild I can't believe he's real

roywell - another almost correct name also big up middle child he doesn't even have a wiki page this is heartbreaking

wealwell - the man the myth the legend so fucking funny we love our queasy fag and his goofy name

johnwell - idk what it is about johnwell specifically but it's so close to being a name in a way that makes me come undone

maxwell - I literally cannot stop thinking about and laughing about how funny it is that the gotch brothers' names end with being normal and start with being weird like I have so many questions - did they know maxwell was going to be the last and so could give him the normal name? are all of these names normal in canon? were they scrambling around for maxwell and it took them seven tries to remember? each option is wonderful and amazing and I truly cannot stop thinking about the gotch family naming conventions

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dimension 20 d20 cloudward ho cloho dimension 20 cloudward ho! wealwell gotch justice for roywell and johnwell someone get them a wiki page I actually can't get this out of my head it's become a vocal stim to just list the gotch brothers' names I feel like I'm going insane johnwell is so funny to me I love johnwell so much and ofc wealwell is so solid and samwell so reasonable the gotch brothers samwell gotch blanewell gotch roywell gotch hatwell gotch johnwell gotch maxwell gotch will be calling myself a rowdy as a euphemism for queer on the regular

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