Born To Be Fucked By A Hot Woman, Forced To Be Fucked By Exam Season :(

The fact that people don't think friendship is enough to justify characters doing insane acts of love for each other baffles me. Like have you never loved your friend so so much you want to live in their ribcage. Have you never been really weird about a friend. Have you never wanted to bite your friends parents or shove them down a staircase. Have you never wanted to be buried in the same grave as a friend. Have u never. How do u people live like this.

I think we should criminalize me having acne

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

I got better!

I feel like everyone should appreciate that I could be so much worse

Pirating websites my goat

real!!!!

They need to invent a doing nothing that doesn't make you feel guilty

Not to be a Victorian woman, but I think a long trip to the sea side would fix me

the two most in love people you will ever meet are best friends first and everything else second. i will die on that hill

Fanfiction is making me cry at 11 pm on a Sunday, what the fuck