The Two Most In Love People You Will Ever Meet Are Best Friends First And Everything Else Second. I Will

Real!!!!

I like ppl who are direct bc I don’t get it otherwise. Tell me you think I’m pretty, tell me you want me to be your girlfriend, tell me you want me.

I am a stupid lesbian, pleaseeeee beee obviousssss

“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

I think we should criminalize me having acne

I’m not just a good pair of tits. I’m also incredibly annoying

What I have in my Tumblr likes would defo get me some weird looks, I know my FBI agent is calling me a fag rn

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord