The Fact That People Don't Think Friendship Is Enough To Justify Characters Doing Insane Acts Of Love

how to get a girlfriend no glue no borax

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

I feel like everyone should appreciate that I could be so much worse

I need a girlfriend to re-watch she-ra with :((

I have both the unstoppable want for a girlfriend, and also negative rizz, I believe I am fucked

My medical diagnosis, if u were wondering

you get to fuck one (1) woman you want. any woman. who are you choosing

Trick question, I'm the woman getting fucked (the evil lady from incredibles 2, she was so fine!!!)

I keep smacking my head into shit, I'm literally 5'2, how does this keep happening?!?!?

I am both so incredibly unfunny, and the biggest clown to exist

lowkey missing all my pookies rn 😔 (I saw them today)