I Am Both So Incredibly Unfunny, And The Biggest Clown To Exist

Real!!!!

I like ppl who are direct bc I don’t get it otherwise. Tell me you think I’m pretty, tell me you want me to be your girlfriend, tell me you want me.

I think every lesbian who says she wouldn't date a bi woman is functionally on the same wavelength as men who say they would only marry a virgin

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

not to be a lesbian but, omg, wtfHUHSDJKh,AHFDDKJHEGAIYLGWRGKJHSDVJKHEFHJKbfehjk

this concludes my TED talk

There truly is nothing that is over sharing with me, I want to live in your ribcage, lemme in

i should be studied in a lab for my inability to process literally anything

@mrcarmenile the viscosity

Literally love getting to be a freak with my friends (not like that!), oh you have something incredibly off-putting to say? I would love to hear it! Weird ass conversation about something NSFW, I'm kicking my feet and giggling.

Seeing a Cybertruck in the wild inflicts you with a debuff called “urge to do some property damage”

So like, this is kinda stupid, and if you know me in real life, no you don't, buttttt.... I have something to complain about. So, someone told me today that I looked like a "masc lesbian", now I am a lesbian, but I love femininity, and over the past few days it seems like more and more people have told me I have this kind of masculine quality about me, and I, Fucking , HATE IT. I want to be feminine, I try to be feminine, I loveeee feeling pretty, and my question is, do people see me as masculine???? I try to wear pretty clothes when I feel up to it, and I do my makeup and I have long, big hair, what the fuck about me is masculine??? This is not hate for my lovely masc lesbians, y'all are fun as hell and I'm glad you're comfortable in your own skin, but God I hate being perceived as masc, it makes this weird feeling settle in my chest. Is it the fact that I can put my emotions on hold when necessary?? Is it my affinity for leadership??? Is it because I'm a STEM kid??? You can be feminine doing all these things, but people keep telling me I seem masc. Part of me wonders if it is because I have a more masculine build because I do sports, but like, my waist curves like a woman, my back problems are a result of my chest, I have a fuck tone of muscle and fat on my thighs, I cannot for the life of me see myself as masculine, but so many people have told me this.

IDK how to finish this off, but, if u see this pls give me ur opinion on this topic if u feel like it.

I love sweaters so much, basically wearing a blanket all day, fuck yeah.