Seeing A Cybertruck In The Wild Inflicts You With A Debuff Called “urge To Do Some Property Damage”

Fanfiction is making me cry at 11 pm on a Sunday, what the fuck

I can't tell if I want a girlfriend because I'm yearning for deep human connection,or I'm just bored

I mean I think it's the first but at this point who knows

you get to fuck one (1) woman you want. any woman. who are you choosing

Trick question, I'm the woman getting fucked (the evil lady from incredibles 2, she was so fine!!!)

not to be a lesbian but, omg, wtfHUHSDJKh,AHFDDKJHEGAIYLGWRGKJHSDVJKHEFHJKbfehjk

this concludes my TED talk

Not to be a Victorian woman, but I think a long trip to the sea side would fix me

Pirating websites my goat

Someone needs to tell my nervous system I'm not being actively hunted for sport!

There is far too much will they won't they tension between me and going to therapy

Cornell notes I hate u with my whole heart and soul