Someone Needs To Tell My Nervous System I'm Not Being Actively Hunted For Sport!

me and the no one i pulled by doing nothing

If I see that goddamn flesh hat boy on my feed again, I will be going to prison

I was drinking a popping boba, and I couldn't get any more pearls out, so I said, out loud, "you fucker, give me the balls"

I have never felt such intense embarrassment in my life

The fact that people don't think friendship is enough to justify characters doing insane acts of love for each other baffles me. Like have you never loved your friend so so much you want to live in their ribcage. Have you never been really weird about a friend. Have you never wanted to bite your friends parents or shove them down a staircase. Have you never wanted to be buried in the same grave as a friend. Have u never. How do u people live like this.

born to be fucked by a hot woman, forced to be fucked by exam season :(

AO3 filtering system my beloved

you get to fuck one (1) woman you want. any woman. who are you choosing

Trick question, I'm the woman getting fucked (the evil lady from incredibles 2, she was so fine!!!)