How To Get A Girlfriend No Glue No Borax

I am a stupid lesbian, pleaseeeee beee obviousssss

you get to fuck one (1) woman you want. any woman. who are you choosing

Trick question, I'm the woman getting fucked (the evil lady from incredibles 2, she was so fine!!!)

I got better!

I feel like everyone should appreciate that I could be so much worse

I think about flowers growing in the pavement a lot, I'm so engrossed in their ability to create beauty in the grey landscape they were born into

I litteraly got a B+, life is good

Every time I bomb a math test I consider suicide

It's all shits and giggles until you remember you should definitely be in therapy

If I see that goddamn flesh hat boy on my feed again, I will be going to prison

Sometimes I feel like a wife in the 1940s waiting for my husband to come back from War while I wait for my moots to interact with my posts

Reblog this and I'll give you a tbh

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord