Every Time I Bomb A Math Test I Consider Suicide

there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists

I am both so loved and so lonely, not sure how I feel about that

born to be fucked by a hot woman, forced to be fucked by exam season :(

how to get a girlfriend no glue no borax

Sometimes I feel like a wife in the 1940s waiting for my husband to come back from War while I wait for my moots to interact with my posts

I think we should criminalize me having acne

I was drinking a popping boba, and I couldn't get any more pearls out, so I said, out loud, "you fucker, give me the balls"

I have never felt such intense embarrassment in my life

Some crazy work from my Spotify daylist

if you could snap your fingers and be fluent in any language, which one would you choose and why?

It's a bit of a cop out, but Spanish! My mom speaks Spanish and tried to teach me when I was younger, but I was a little shit and refused.