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i have so many projects to work on... and not enough time
ah yes. the classic "I can't sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That". so I'll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart and once again no lessons will be learned
compilation of distressed kou pics that match my feelings of doing homework……
"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?
pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways
cons: might get scared
"I'm so funny in my head"
My Brain During The PSATs
Me: A fire alarm would be nice
Me: Smite me
Me: We'rE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
Me: Oh shit waddup!
Me: I wonder how many people in this room find me hot
Me: Lmao none
Me: Oh man I want a burger
Me: Oh shit DAB
Me: Would I get in trouble?
Me: *small dab*
Me: Fuck life's amazing
Me: Fuck I'm taking a test
Me: Fuck I hit my elbow
Me: Kill me please
Me: I can dig Elvis
Me: I caN DIG MY OWN GRAVE
Me: Ignore my tears fellow dumbasses
Me: LET'S GET DOWN THE BUSINESS
Me: TO PASS
Me: THIS TEST
Me: What's this? What's this?!
Me: There's numbers everywhere
Me: What's this?
Me: No seriously...what is this?
My Brain During The PSATs
Me: A fire alarm would be nice
Me: Smite me
Me: We'rE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
Me: Oh shit waddup!
Me: I wonder how many people in this room find me hot
Me: Lmao none
Me: Oh man I want a burger
Me: Oh shit DAB
Me: Would I get in trouble?
Me: *small dab*
Me: Fuck life's amazing
Me: Fuck I'm taking a test
Me: Fuck I hit my elbow
Me: Kill me please
Me: I can dig Elvis
Me: I caN DIG MY OWN GRAVE
Me: Ignore my tears fellow dumbasses
Me: LET'S GET DOWN THE BUSINESS
Me: TO PASS
Me: THIS TEST
Me: What's this? What's this?!
Me: There's numbers everywhere
Me: What's this?
Me: No seriously...what is this?
"brimming with shit and uncertainty"
truer words have never been spoken 😌
schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do
apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life
i see my art post flop and i immediately think ive disappointed everyone with my work and should die and seconds later im like wow okay chill jesus christ go for a walk or something damn
hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information
OKAY BC THATS ACTUALLY ME
Being multilingual is just *tries to open the emojis* *accidentally hits the switch keyboard* *αρχίζει να πληκτρολογεί στα ελληνικά* *desperately trying to switch back to English* * sélectionne le clavier français*
all these little pieces of shattered glass on the floor… are they also you?
@itsonlypolite hiiiii :)
Bro imagine being a sleeper agent living a normal life but they keep switching you in and out of mission mode. Like it'd be so annoying one minute your grocery shopping and the next minute you have to hide all traces of someone's body. On an unrelated note, what's the best way to get blood off a sweater?
Pete Wentz was not fucking kidding I really am a stitch away from making it and a scar away from falling apart
it’s a lifestyle 😝
me whenever something happens
wasn’t going to drink tonight, but i’m missing jeff buckley like a mf