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I really hope the MCU doesn't try to do Beta Ray Bill
Honestly, at this point, they can't do him justice. He story is entwined with Thor and Asgard's so much that if the MCU tried to adapt Beta Ray Bill, he'd end up a different character.
In the three origin stories for him I've seen (comic, Earth's Mightiest Heroes, and The Super Hero Squad Show) he enters the story by kicking Thor's ass, before doing the impossible and being the first person (other than Thor) to lift Mjolnir. He then goes on to earn himself a new hammer (given by Odin in both the comic and Earth's Mightiest Heroes versions, and by Mjolnir is Super Hero Squad) named Stormbreaker, and become Thor's sworn brother.
Bill is also thoroughly connected to Marvel's version of Ragnarök. Surtur destroyed Korbin, Bill's homeworld, (except in The Super Hero Squad Show continuity) and Thor meets Bill on a ship full of Korbinite refugees who are in stasis. Later on, Bill fights alongside the Asgardians during Ragnarök, before Thor teleports him away, as he doesn't wish to see Bill die and believes Bill should be with his people.
In the current comics, Stormbreaker has been destroyed and Bill wields Surtur's sword, Twilight. However even if the MCU gave Bill this weapon, I don't think it will work, as most of Bill's character development and story, happed with or alongside Thor's. I wish we could have gotten the "Ballad of Beta Ray Bill" storyline in Thor: Ragnarök instead of the "Planet Hulk" lite stuff we did get.
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The warriors 4 aren't friends
This is something that I addressed in my fanfic https://archiveofourown.org/works/62259737/chapters/159281697, but I decided to post this opinion here in hopes to make a small discussion. (This a ramble, so everything might be all over the place. Sorry.)
I don't think the warriors 4 are actual friends. (I'm only talking about the MCU versions.)
First of all, their personalities might clash. Hogun, the quiet one. Fandral the ladies man, Volstagg who eats, and Sif... is a girl? Sif is smart(?). Has black hair? Obviously, that's not their only defining traits, but it's their most memorable ones because that's how they are portrayed. I understand that a lot of friend groups are like this, but when I look at the warriors 4 I don't see that same charm of "Oh, they enjoy each other's company and get along really well". If anything, they can barely stand each other, especially when tension is high. Now I know that's a tough claim to make considering I came to that conclusion based on this deleted scene, but it would make their dynamic more interesting.
I believe/theorise that the only reason they are friends is because of Thor, and their dislike for Loki. If you take Loki out of the equation they won't really have anything else to stand on friendship wise even with the warrior thing. Being Thor's friends I'd assume they are all from high ranking families, so were kinda pushed to be together anyways. Hogun for more diplomatic reasons, and going with the Frigga being a Vanaheim war bride theory, might also have something to do with her or is connected to her. Not sure about Volstagg, Sif or Fandral, and I don't care about them as much. So much is poured into these three by the fandom that I can't be asked to think of anything.
Despite sources saying that Sif and Hogun both despise Loki the most (Hogun even more), I first interpreted them as arguably the most tolerant of Loki, Hogun especially. Hogun is the most respectful towards Loki even if his opinion of Loki is clear. Whereas Volstagg and Fandral pick and choose when they want to be allies. They have both defended Loki, but do not hesitate to go on the bandwagon of threatening him and such. Also, "Silvertongue turned to lead?" They're bullies. The fact that you can't tell whether or not they are going to be your enemy makes them more dangerous. In other words, they're both kinda fake.
In a deleted scene Loki, Hogun and Sif are in a black haired trio. You'd think that Loki would be directly next to Thor and away from the other warriors, but instead there's a big distance between the brothers. Why is Loki standing directly next to two people who clearly hate him? Is Hogun Thor's spy or something? Is that why he's so observant?
I grew up thinking Hogun was the smart one, but his friendship with Thor would sometimes blind him from his own intellect. When they end up in Jotunheim he's the one that says "We shouldn't be here." to the others. Loki was the one who made sure they would be rescued should something go wrong, so they're the only ones with a brain cell it seems. It kinda makes me wonder why Hogun hangs out with them besides the warrior thing. He isn't so jolly, or loud, or spunky, or hungry, or even too eager (blood thirsty/prideful). He's observant and is dragged along for the ride, kinda like a certain someone. I think this is the MCU's fault when it came to writing his character, but he's kind of just there.
Another insight on Hogun, I believe he's only expressive with Thor. Everyone sees Hogun as this figure that embodies silence and restraint, and maybe even lacking emotion, but I can picture Thor not having that same view on him.
LOOK AT HIM! He's avoiding eye contact! He's all shy!
(I'm going to be real with you guys, the main reason I care this much about Hogun is because he's played by Tadanobu Asano. That's Kakihara.)
Asgardians project on Loki
Asgardians are jealous of Loki. The reason Loki is so belittled and gaslighted is because people like to use him, but also in order to keep gaining favours from him, they need to keep him needy of their praise and blah blah blah. I think a lot of us know how it works, so I won't explain that. On the other hand, Loki has something they don't, which is what makes him 'untrustworthy'. Loki is adaptable, curious and dedicated, as well as other amazing traits.
Loki is "burdened with a glorious purpose". He has a bright star, and people who do not have a bright star as well tend to see that star, and want to dim it. (Yes, I believe there's a spiritual side to it.)
Loki can easily acknowledge (and has) that he's jealous of Thor, but when others call him jealous they are projecting. They especially do this when Loki outwits them. They don't even have to be jealous of Loki, they must've had their ego bruised by him in one way or another.
Sif is close to Thor, but she would never be able to surpass Loki's level of closeness, which sucks, because Loki and Thor barely have any similarities. Why is Thor so insistent on attaching Loki to his side? Thor doesn't need Loki. Thor shouldn't want Loki. Sif and Loki mirror each other. Sif is a warrior lady, most likely with a mission to bring greatness back in the name of female warriors, considering the fiasco of Hela and the Valkyries. Loki is a practisioner of magic, which is seen as feminine, and can battle without magic efficiently, as is expected of a prince. Loki can go both ways, but Sif would never be able to do such a thing.
Hogun is that non-white friend in an all white friend group who's willing to forget and disregard his own ethnic background for those white friends. Excluding the whole Jotun Loki thing, Loki and Thor are both mix-raised, seeing as Frigga is from Vanaheim (according to fandom anyways). Loki clearly inherited a lot of Vanaheimian(?) traits, including the black hair, despite having an Asgardian king for a father. If Loki behaves like a Vanaheimian despite having an Asgardian upbringing, how would Asgardians perceive Hogun? Hogun is threatened by Loki and is determined to drive him out of the friend group. On the other hand of this halfblood envy, Loki makes Hogun feel ashamed. A half Asgardian managed to out-Vanaheim the full blooded Vanaheimian.
Fandral and Volstagg? I don't know, I don't care about them. Maybe Volstagg isn't a very smart person and is jealous of Loki's wit, whereas Fandral is an enabler who's there to be a soft blow. He's a reassurance to Loki's insecurity. He's nice so Loki would think "hey, at least there's one person that's okay with me" and still hangs out with them so that they can benefit from him.
I can imagine Loki has quite the reputation. And when you have a reputation, people talk. Loki is intelligent, diplomatic and pretty much has the significant traits of both Odin and Frigga. Loki is hard working, and tries different things. He's a problem solver, and adapts well to cold weather. I could see Thor views this as Loki outshining him, which is why he could never understand how Loki believed he was in Thor's shadow. Thor thought that Loki was better than him, and suspected that maybe Loki knew it too, and made sure to remind Loki which son was in charge. Which son truly had favour. Which son really mattered. Thor cares for and loves Loki, but is also jealous of how much skill and significance Loki has, even though that skill is a result of Loki's determination, trial and errors. Loki was able to butter people up with his silver tongue, but Thor put people on edge with his loudness and forwardness.
Edit: There are more reasons I can come up with for Thor to be jealous of Loki. First off, Thor felt the only significance he had as the son of Odin was that he was the first born. That's the only relevancy he has. Personality wise, he's the typical Asgardian warrior, with the brashness, light hair and being ready for battle. Loki, on the other hand, has many amazing feats, and stands out. Thor would most likely (or is expected to) become a copy paste of Odin, whereas Loki has an identity of his own. Loki can become whatever he wants, and be whoever he wants outside royalty. Thor's destiny is to be the king and remain stagnant.
What makes it worse is that being a male mage is frowned upon for sexist reasons, but Loki ultimately gets away with it. Being the 2nd prince may play a huge factor, but you'd think that Odin would try to put a stop to that. If he did, he wasn't successful, because Loki's a known seidr practitioner to all of Asgard. I don't think Thor would've been allowed, perhaps heavily discouraged from it.
Frigga is a warbride (according to fandom again), and possibly has stockholm syndrome. I guess she's jealous of Loki's freedom. Loki is technically Odin's servant, and one who can easily gain freedom by leaving the family. Thing is, he's a great employee, and they don't want to lose him. He needs to be convinced that he has no one, and has no other opportunities. She loves Loki, but is willing to have him suffer like she does. She needs someone to be trapped with her. She needs that company. She is unknowingly working as Odin's puppet as she does this, because she herself cannot leave.
Heimdall's all seeing eyes can't spot Loki, and that gets on his nerves. This guy doesn't understand that some people find it creepy to be watched, so he can only assume that Loki is up to something. He must be! Why is he hiding himself before stepping into the shower? Why is he hiding himself as he sleeps?
Odin??? I'm not sure. Every abusive, narcissistic parent is envious of their child about something. Sometimes that envy is over nothing. Odin makes declarations of peace, but Loki is the true embodiment of that (ignoring Thor Ragnarok). Odin looked for trouble, but Loki does anything in his power to make it a last resort.
Odin obviously saw Loki as lesser. To have that lesser become the person Odin claimed to be must be a giant bruise to his ego.
AVENGERS x NEW!Teen Avenger
-Author note.
Dear marvel readers; I’m just now starting to feel a little more confident and comfortable writing, so please bear with me 😭🙏🏻 but anyways this is an OC reader and is female….just an heads up. This is going to be an actual story so there will be multiple parts, i have no clue on how often ima do more chapter’s because i’m homed schooled, i do taekwondo, and work evenings to night shifts, so if your reading this keep an eye out please🫤.
Chapter 1 - the beginning.
Megan, get up you have school!!!!
Meg get up! I hear both my mom and my brother yell.
I’m up i’m up, what is it with everyone yelling at 6:00 in the morning?!?
As i drag myself out of bed i realize just how sore i am from yesterday’s boxing lesson, you know maybe getting boxing lessons from someone who just wants to hurt people instead of help them learn isn’t the best option. I say out loud as i was getting dressed.
Once i get into the kitchen to make my breakfast and get coffee i hear my step dad complaining again.
Pete please not this early in the morning! I look over to my brother whose sitting on the couch just watching tv.
Me: Hey, bruh!
Brother: Huh? Oh what’s up?
Me: Do you mind taking me to school today? Looks like mom won’t be able too, considering she’s arguing with Pete….again.
Brother: Sure thing, do you need to leave now?
Me: Preferably if you don’t mind.
Brother: *gets up* Not at all just let me grab my keys real fast.
Me: Aya captain! *cue salute*
I grab my backpack and everything i need for my first day of school, even though its mid way through the first semester, we moved here not too long ago, and my mom didn’t want me home all the time even tho thats the definition of homed schooled.
Alrighty bambi you ready to go? I hear my brother say.
Bambi? Really? And yes i am.
What? Your quiet, shy, and kind. So your nick name is bambi.
But i’m not really tall.?¿ Doesn’t matter meg.
Okay then? I have no clue how you would’ve thought of that considering you haven’t seen the movie.
HEY! Me and mom watched it when you were gone last night. Which by the way you still haven’t told me where you go, so tell me where do you go?
Uhm..boxing.. i mumble
What?
Boxing!
MEGAN! Mom and Pete are going to kill you!! You know where they stand on fighting, you were already close to getting kicked out of the house with the amount of fights you get into what are you thinking?!
Where they stand?! Chris, they are CONSTANTLY fighting!!
Not physically!
The type of fighting doesn’t matter Chris! Its still fighting! I’m just boxing for self defense, considering you all refuse to pick me up from work, even though i get off at 12:00 at night! Walking home alone in the dark, from a place that has an population of people that like to hurt kids who walk alone! And no for your information i did not start any of the fights, i finished em but I didn’t start the fights.
I tell him and when I didn’t hear anything i just turned my head to the window. As we arrive at my school, i look over at chris.
I’m sorry.. but please don’t tell the parents. Please.
Fine, I won’t.
Thank you. I say as i get out of the car. Seeya later, byee.
What the pixe dust… why is everything destroyed?! I think to myself when i see inside the school.
Hey kid move out of the way!! Get out of here! I hear a person say. I turn to the voice to see two guys one wearing a American flag all over him and the other with a bow and arrow.
Uhm..so no school? I say.
Get ou- what? They both looked at me like i was crazy.
The school is being attacked and your worry is if there’s school?! The guy with the bow and arrow asked.
Well no, today is my first day here, and i really don’t want to get an lecture from my family..
Why would you get a lecture- the guy wearing the American flag outfit began to ask when something comes flying to me from behind.
Before he could do anything i duck and it goes into the wall.
What the fu- was that?! The guy with the bow and arrow asked.
A piece of metal! I say as i moved to it.
Well obviously, what are you doing?
Seeing what kind of metal it is?
No you need to get out of the school before it goes down hill anymore than what it is. I ignore who ever said that and I realize that it came from the building.
No.
NO?! They say together.
No we all need to get out the school is about to fall down.
We all look at each other and the America guy hits the side of his ear.
Avengers, we need to get out of here the building is about to collapse! Yes everyone is out.
Alright kid, Hawkeye lets get out.
Where would be the best way to get out? I’m going to assume the guy with the bow and arrow name is Hawkeye asked.
The door…? Said America man right as wood collapses in front.
Nope..uhh Window? Hawkeye asked.
Maybe?
I walk up to the window realizing its also blocked.
What about the vents? I know its nasty and all but would it work? Americaman said.
Lets go! Alright kid common-
You know there is an emergency exit right? I say as i open the door not knowing whats behind the door.
KID WATCH OUT! Is all i hear before something blast me and knocks me out.
— time skip—
What the h3ll? I say as all i see is a bright light.
Welcome back to the world of the living! I open my eyes to see a random man staring at me.
AH WHAT THE MEDUSA’S SNAKE?! I practically yell.
OUCH! Is all i hear along with a groan and multiple laughs.
Thor we told you not to do that! I hear a woman say.
But you didn’t listen… i hear a other women’s voice.
I sit up but immediately regret it as everything is hurting.
Where am i?
American man- your at the Avengers tower. You were blasted with electricity so we took you back here and Bruce fixed you up.
American man… i mumble
I’m sorry? He says.
My..Mom..is..going..to..kill..me! Crap i gotta get home!
Hey hey its okay, we called your parents.. the school’s principal provided your dad’s number!
My DAD?!? NO!
Oop someone is scared of there dad. I hear hawkeye say.
MEGAN LIA WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!? Is all i hear.
Nooooo not again. I say with disgust.
This happend before?! I hear a other guy say.
I look over to see my dad, and my mom’s current husband.
Lets go! Pete says and i reluctantly get up and walk with them out side to their car, once i get in their car is when the ear fulls started.
Oh my please not this again! I thought to myself.
Me and your mother had enough of your fighting, you will go live with your uncle! Pete yells in my face.
I look at him. Why doesn’t MY mom tell me that, you know instead of the step dad who doesn’t give a shit about us.
Megan your going to live with your uncle end of discussion. My mom says quietly i look over at my bio dad.
I’m sorry meg but i’m not fit to be looking after you… my dad say’s he then gets in his car and drives off.
And neither is your mother you know the amount of health issues she has! I hear pete say.
Well she wouldn’t have that much if you wouldn’t use her as a punching bag….i mumble.
What was that?! Nothing nothing at all.
Mom… fine i will live with my uncle take a responsibility off your list. Was the last thing i said before i put my ear buds in and ignore em.

Back at the AVENGERS Tower.
Steve’s pov:
Steve: Her Dad looked familiar…
Tony: Steve you think a lot of people look familiar.
Thor: My nose still hurts! I hope her hand is okay!
Nat: I’m pretty sure it is.
Wanda: The real question is are you okay?
Thor: Yes i am.
Clint: Okay, so are we just gonna ignore the kid’s reaction to seeing her family? She looked annoyed, shocked, and terrified.
Bruce: Your right, she also had old and new bruises on her!
Tony: That could mean a lot of different things lets not jump to conclusions.
Steve: I agree lets not-
I get interrupted by my phone ringing.
This is Rogers.
Uh let me talk to my boss rq. Well i live where i work, give me a second.
Hey Tony!
Whats up rogers.
Can my niece come live here? I’ll enroll her in school.
You have a niece rogers?
I do, i just haven’t seen her in a long while. Last time i saw her she was a baby.
You’ll be able to keep an eye on her?
Yes tony. I give him a seriously look.
Alright rogers she can.
Thank you tony!
Yes i’ll come pick her up, are you guys still living in the same house?
No? Well tell me the address please. Alrighty thank you see you in 30 ish minutes. After i hang up i grab my keys.
Hey i’ll be back!
Alrighty have fun! Nat says.
I get in my car and go to her house. I get there in 30 minutes.
I knock on the door and there’s my sister who was frozen in time.
Steve! Thank you for coming to get her! Come on in.
MEGANN! YOU READY TO LEAVE?!
YES MA!
A girl walked down and I realize she’s the one we helped.
Mom why did i have to live with my un- Its You!! Your the guy that had the American uniform!