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Okay ya,ll. Just listen...
I just watched the plankton movie and It was... AMAZING!so I just had to Make a Karen oc. Like she must have some emotions. Right?
Meet:Super shy Karen!
This was originally going to be a lot longer, but I ran out of steam! I have some thoughts to continue it later if I feel up to it!
-Yamino
P.S. Shoutout to my wife @summerlightning for helping me bounce off ideas and editing the text!
Just my Karen kinsona and 3’s design @xcoffeebomb
Her ref sheet has been made!!!!
My Karen kinsona!
Thanks to @xcoffeebomb for making her design
Karen kinsona mood boarrrd art by @xcoffeebomb
DO NOT USE THE ART ITS NOT FREE TO USE
I love her so fuckin much aaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiya been a while ! Made a Karen KinSona for a friend @sakuwura-meow-meow !! First time drawing Karen too !
SpongeBob Day 10
Trigger warning death+suicide
Creepypasta Au
Different from the horror au
I call it HashSlinging Slasher
In this au plankton brainwashes SpongeBob to be the hashslinging slasher and kill all his friends
The first victim is Mr. Krabs who is after hours at the Krusty Krab counting his money and is attacked and knocked into a grease trap
The murder of Mr. Krabs is all over the news and Sandy suspects it was no accident so she enlists spongebob to help investigate
When his brainwashing kicks back in the next night he targets Squidward but isn't able to get him but raises suspicion with Patrick
Before SpongeBob can go after Patrick Gary attacks him because he notices SpongeBob is not himself but SpongeBob bashes the poor snail to death
The next night SpongeBob gets Squidward alone, cuts off two of his legs, and chokes him with his clarinet but just then Sandy and Patrick arrive but SpongeBob flees
Sandy then confronts SpongeBob and tries to save him she succeeds but not before he's already slaughtered Pearl, Larry, Bubble Bass, Fred, and Mrs. Puff
After he regains his senses he doesn't stop trying to grab Sandy but she pushes him away confused not realizing he was trying to save her from a bomb that was planted in her suit during the scuffle
Now SpongeBob confronts Plankton and Karen
Karen informs SpongeBob that she knew this was going to far and had to be stopped and that Plankton captured and began torturing Patrick to make him the new killing spider and to make it irreversible. She tries to help him but it's too late for that and SpongeBob smashes her screen.
He then confronts Plankton who begins explaining his plan but while he's distracted SpongeBob snags a bottle of acid and burns plankton with some acid bubbles but not before Patrick is released and sent after SpongeBob
In the battle of the friends SpongeBob is force to kill Patrick
Afterwards he picks up Patrick's gun and finishes himself off
Spongebob Anniversary Day 4
Horror Au
After human scientists stole Neptune's Moon, the magical rock that controls the evolution of the SpongeBob cast, the creatures of Bikini Bottom were stuck mid evolution between primal and evolved. Besides being unsettling these creatures have large appetites and after they lost the ability to read they soon were unable to use the Krabby Patty Secret Formula and food became scarce. They then resorted to eating each other. Manray, who was one of the few to keep most of his intelligence, set his sights on larger prey and began preparing a super weapon to kill humans on a large scale for his feast. So it's up to Sandy to stop him while surviving in this hellish distorted version of Bikini Bottom
Spongebob Anniversary Day 2
Technically the first day of this still but like I said yesterday I made the human au but didn't post til today
Anyway today is swap Au
Wonder if you can guess who the characters are swapped with
My take on this quarantine:
On one hand I think everyone should stay the fuck home so we can get back to our lives. This is obviously more serious than even I imagined. I live by a Lowe’s and Target and the Lowe’s parking lot is packed everyday from what I hear. You don’t need any new flowers or pots Karen! Stay home and then you can have all the garden accessories you need! Selfish ass people!
On the other hand I’ve been working from home, which I love because it’s convenient. However my days off are tragic lol I get excited to go to the store. I really don’t leave my apartment unless I really have to. Partly because I’m lazy and have a good parking spot but also because everything’s closed there’s no need for me to leave. I’m even trying to eat the food that’s been sitting at the back of the pantry that I don’t really want but it’s there so I might as well make it. And I know we need more time for this to die down but as soon as they give that ok to go to the beach you’ll see my pasty ass speed walking down there with a towel and some tanning lotion! So yes I am also part of the problem.
So yea I’m 50/50
Computer Kirby is here!
Based on Karen Plankton from SpongeBob!
He may have just killed 15 people but at least he is wearing a mask, Karen.
Daddy no! Daddy yes!
Day 25! Really had to rush this since I'm tired and would like to sleep lol.
Okay hear me out...
What if there is a Karen that works at a shop lets say Walmart or a shop like that and is slowly working her way up the lader to manager until she becomes manager and is up face to face with another Karen...
What would happen?
40-year-old Facebook moms when the autistic person is not a small child who's only characterized by out-of-context screaming and stacking small objects:
(Karen, Alex, Rasey and Sammy chasing the metal hand and running to Karens home and gets inside and got to the kitchen and Karen, Alex, Rasey and Sammy saw metal hand go to the Mr WPNZ guy and puts on his hand back on and turns around and saw them)
Mr WPNZ: Will, will...took you long enough.
Alex: ?
Karen: You...You... SON OF A-
Mr WPNZ: Ah, ah, ahh, language, wouldn't want the little ones hearing would we? hmm then again... That's probably not the biggest problem on their plate right now, they're too busy trying to chow down on my...Home made Pizza! let me tell ya...thought I was gonna lose a finger keeping them off it until you got here, hungry kids am I right.
Alex: Brookie.
Brookie: Oh, Hi Alex, we just have a good time for it, oh and the Minecraft playing that we got in here was actually fun ^^
Nicole: Yeah, nothing like weird going on or stuff.
(Karen runs to the table and smacks the table to her fist) Kids... go to your room.
Katie: But, Mooooooooom! We're hungry.
Zach: Yeah and we were about to watch the new Minecraft Movie too, come on, Mom! Can't we stay and hang out, our friends want to join in too, plleeeeeaase?
Mr WPNZ: Yeah come on MOM! We've been waiting so patiently, I mean c'mon...Where else are they gonna get to try...fine dinner like THIS.
Alex: (Comes to Brookie) Just like why did you take Brookie and Nicole into this?
Rasey: Yeah like you didn't just like ask to take the kids for no reason.
Mr WPNZ: Hey now, Mario lured the three kids with promises to play Minecraft so Karen could have some free time. I know that Brookie and Nicole friend's with Karen's kids, followed them to the warehouse, of course.
(Cory bite the cold pizza)
Nicole: Yeah like he just like took care of use and teach us how to shoot gun like stuff and having fun in Minecraft, but Karen's kids, they seem to have a good time with that big guy there.
Mr WPNZ: Hey shows a little more appreciation will ya? Points for efforts right?
(Karen is mad and throws the cold pizza to the wall and the cold pizza break and MR WPNZ put another cold pizza on the table)
Karen: You three! In your room...NOW!
(Cory, Zach and Katie got sad and gets off the chairs)
Alex: (Holds brookie's hand and taking brookie and Nicole to leave the kitchen)
Zach: You were right, Mom's always such a BUZZKILL!
(Cory, Katie and Zach left the kitchen and close the door behind)
Mr WPNZ: Ooo...tough crowd, They DEFINITELY get that from you though.
Karen: Why the hell...are you here?
Sammy: Yeah and what do you want for us then?
Mr WPNZ: Oh...You know, just thoght I'd swing by, see how you're doing...Wanted to reconnect...You know spend some...Quality time with you guys.
Karen: Reconnect?...RECONNECT!? (Runs to Mr WPNZ and Fights him)
Mr WPNZ: (Doges and moves ahead) Ah...fast as ever! Although you always DID telegraph that left hook.
Karen: You don't get to waltz in here, After ALL these years and pretend care about me!
(Alex, Rasey and Sammy got shocked and backs away to doge the objects and confused)
Mr WPNZ: C'mon! You know that "contract" job paid in DROVES-compared to a measly 9-5, I was getting my hands dirty for US!
Karen: Us? US!? You only ever cared about yourself and If you ever LISTENED, I told you I was done with that life!
Mr WPNZ: Oh...there you go again with the "settling down" bulls***! WHO YOU TRYING TO FOOL HUH!? I know you missed this...This rush, this thrill! All coming together in a SYMPHONY Of VIOLENCE, This is who we ARE...You can't just walk away from that...Katana.
Alex: K-Katana?
Karen: DO NOT CALL ME THAT, IT'S KAREN NOW!
Mr WPNZ: Jeez... "Karen" huh? You had to choose the most generic name, and what? POOF! Suddenly all the blood you spilled is GONE? Sorry hon, that's not how that works...
Karen: Grr...SHUT UP!!!
Mr WPNZ: THERE it is...that glare! You can play house all you want, but that cold dead look in your eye? That's the real you Katana, the look of a KILLER!
Nicole: Ummm, hey what's going on?
Alex: (Shocked) Nicole, Kids, get back it's not safe from in here!
Katie: Mama? Are you okay? we heard a lot of yelling...
Zach: Yeah, what's the problem!? You two got beef!?
Mr WPNZ: Actually, kiddos...I know you're mom really well,
Karen: Don't...Even...THINK about it!
Mr WPNZ: And I'd like to get to know you three, since...Welllll...
Alex, Rasey, Sammy, Brookie and Nicole: ???
Mr WPNZ: I'M YOUR DAD!!!
(Everyone is shocked)
Alex, Rasey and Sammy: You're Dad!?
Karen: H-ooooh no... YOU don't get to call yourself THEIR father! They're all I have and I'm NOT letting you ruin...MY FAMILY.
Zach: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!... You AND mom!? HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN!?
Rasey: Yeah and how did you two met each other?
Mr WPNZ: Oh hoh, now THAT'S a story! Let your old man tell ya aaaaalllllll about how...Mommy and Daddy met...
(Alex, Rasey, Sammy, Brookie, Nicole, Zach, Katie and Cory sit down)
Mr WPNZ: Back then, we were more..."business partners" She did things her way...I did things my way...Regardless of that...Your mom and I would go out KILLING.
Karen: Making a killing!, a killing on...uhh...B-Being caretakers!
Mr WPNZ: ...WHAT!?
Karen: Ye-yeeaaaahh...Ya kno- ya know how mama's always takin' on jobs? well...We...Uhhh...Did...caretakin' together!
Sammy: Huh, never knew that.
Alex: Yeah and that to take care of good people of healing them ^^
Mr WPNZ: Ahhh riiiight..."Caretakers"...We were real good...Took are of a lot of problems...Permenantly...
Karen: Uhh, yeah, uhh, Took care a' problems like...uhh, Like sleepin! Uh, lotsa patients had trouble sleepin' so we...
Mr WPNZ: We helped'em sleep niiiiiice and looong...Even give'em nice beds...Made of dirt, about fifty feet underground.
Karen: Th-That was just one time! It was a guy that was...very particuler about his sleeping arrangements.
Mr WPNZ: Hoh, you're jumpin' ahead to the SPICY PART! Your mom and I were on a very important job, high stakes, big time client and wouldn't ya know it, the deal goes belly-up, Never been backed into a corner like that before, Yet, through it all, Something amazing blossomed, We...relied on each other, Our movements, Our instincts, finishing each others attacks, We were unstoppable, That night, We became more then 'Business partners" we got a house and have each other and me out getting some food and stuff and untill I met Alex's dad...
Alex: !...You met him?...How?
Mr WPNZ: Oh, I know him alright... he was in this club called the "Bozo's Club" in school. They were a little younger from his high school friends, they were: losers, street rats, and thugs, but also real nice and friendly to other people. Zoro and I got along just with his friends. We liked making jokes, flying around to take on the sights...while doing all the hard work during our missions for our job. We became best friends, with Zoro and Karen getting along just fine. Now, we didn't have much, but we did have each and we became a whole club.
Alex: Karen, you know my dad?...
Karen: It was hard to explain, but that was year for now and what a happy story, except you conveniently left out the part where HIM went away, NEVER came back and left me ALL ALONE, I called out to Zoro to call him and told me he didn't answer the calls that he left!
Mr WPNZ: Oh, that's how you're spinning it, Katana, I was out providing for the family, you were the one who vanished leaving ME to clean up the dirty work.
Karen: I. WAS. PREGNANT! I wasn't gonna put my kids in danger! Zoro tried to call you again and again and AGAIN to tell you that, you never answer!, you never came, You left me! If you actually CARED...You wouldn've given it all up and been there for us!
Mr WPNZ: I WAS TRYIN' MY BEST! I hear the phone ring but I was doing all the WORK! and I could've provided AND BEEN A GOOD FRIEND AND A GOOD FATHER, IF YOU'D JUST GIVEN ME A F***ING CHANCE!!!
Alex: !...
Karen: When I had you kiddos... the last thing I wanted was for you to live in the world I came from...I promised myself I'd do ANYTHING to ensure you'd grow up safe and happy...(Looks to Alex) and Alex...I'm sorry for not telling you all this of you're dad Zoro, He helped me and he had hard time to tried to make things better, but we have some imported life to do, I had me take care for the better and I know how much he loves yo SO much... to keep you safe and sound...
Mr WPNZ: SAFE!? C'mon Katana, They don't need protection, those three our kids and Alex, just got in cover to make it better and even.
Karen: No...THAT'S EXACTLY WHY THEY NEED IT, Alex has nothing to do with it, She already has her own friends and family to take care off and YOU stealin' MY kids was proof that ANYONE from our past could target them!
Mr WPNZ: Pfftchaaa...If they embrace the blood runnin' though them. They could do AMAZING THINGS. (Stomps hard to make the cold pizza jumped and useing his robot hand to pull out a chin saw and sliceing the pizza and using his robot foot to fire up to warm up the pizza and the warm pizzas fall to the pants and Cory, Zach and Katie, were amazed and happy)
Mr WPNZ: See? The kiddo's LOVE it, C'moooooon, lettem learn from their old man!
Karen: Absolutely. NOT.
Cory, Zach and Katie: But mom.
Karen: (Mad) MMMAAAUUUGH! I SAID NO AND THAT'S FINAL! (Brokes the chair)
Mr WPNZ: (Gets up and gets closer to Karen) Fine, fine, fine...I get it, Do what you want, I won't force you. (walks away) Just...thought it'd be nice y'know? Was finally willing to give this..."Family" thing a try...Oh and Alex... Tell you're father I say Hi...just that to give him a good message to him if we meet again...someday. (Gets out of the house and walking away)
Rasey: Will uhhh, that was... pretty interesting...
Psycho Mesn In Silence Of The Cats
Okay people, tomorrow morning on April 12, New SMG4 movie coming up!
we stopped at a dunkin donuts and this male karen is complaining about how its been 15 minutes since he ordered his iced coffee but there are like 30 other people here all waiting on our orders and two staff members
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Awakening.
And – done! <3
This week was a lot of fun :’) Found awesome people, finally had the motivation to draw some fanart for this amazing manga, got something that might one day be a real Di[e]ce cosplay group started and some nights I had trouble falling asleep because I was just too happy. (Didn’t change anything about being tired the next day though.)
I know I’m repeating myself here, but ... read the manga. Believe me, you’ll love it.