Jason Gideon - Blog Posts

may or may not have made me a bit sentimental by making this ddit because I'm not ready for when I get to season 15

I'm bored and for some reason a video of Riverdale appeared on tik tok and I thought, how would the criminal minds team be like the Riverdale characters? So here you have me with my opinion of who would take the place of the other

Hotch = jughgead jones (may be heavily influenced by the fact that they are both my favorite characters)

Morgan = archie andrews (I have no proof, but also no doubts)

JJ = Betty cooper

Emily = veronica lodge

Reid = kevin keller

Rossi = FP jones

Gideon = Sheriff Keller

Elle = cheryl blossom (don't ask why, I don't know either)

These are so real

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, in the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and i’d still ride.

The Fisher King

I am currently rewatching Criminal Minds and you know how in season 2 Elle tells Hotch that the last time he sent her home, she got shot? If anything, Gideon got Elle shot for deciding to hold a press conference to ID the delivery guy.

It didn’t matter of Elle stayed in the bureau or went home because the fisher king was already in her apartment, waiting for her to come in. And he was only there because Gideon had JJ hold a press conference, getting outside help, something he was clearly not supposed to do, there were rules!

I love Elle Greenaway, she’s my Latina queen since her mother is Cuban (something i recently rediscovered on my rewatch), but she should have blamed Gideon, not Hotch. Like Hotch was against Gideon calling a press conference too! Elle didn’t deserve that AT ALL, my poor baby 😭

What’s also lowkey fucked up is that Hotch blamed himself for Elle being shot because he sent her home but Gideon didn’t blame himself for being the reason why she was shot for not following the rules? Didn’t he always say that most bosses feel guilty when he their employees are injured or killed? WHERE THE HELL WAS THAT WITH GIDEON?!? Im mad

“The press conference was the right thing to do, the unsub made a mistake, he left a partial print, Elle would/will understand” ARE YOU KIDDING ME, GIDEON?!?

So I'm watching Criminal Minds again (because I'm a whore for Rossi) (Don't judge)

Unless I've missed it Elle isn't brought up once after she leaves

I get Gideon was the Unit Chief of the BAU and a father figure in some ways but Elle was just as important

Reid : I wish my daddy issues could just disappear

Gideon : dies

Reid :

Reid : NOT LIKE THAT-

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT EPISODE AND SEASON THIS PICTURE IS FROM IF YOU KNOW?!?!???? I SAW IT IN AN EDIT AND I WANT TO WATCH IT PLEASE AND THANK YOU

My Criminal Minds AU (Inner Machinations) LGBTQIA+ headcanons before they leave my mind and I return back to my Harley Sawyer fixation (I’m so sorry).

Spencer Reid

Sexuality: Biromantic (prefers men) Demisexual

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Married to a man (Kenick Reid)

Kenick Reid (OC)

Sexuality: Homosexual

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Married to a man (Spencer Reid)

Emily Prentiss

Sexuality: Bisexual

Gender: Cisgender woman

Relationship status: Married to a man (Aaron Hotchner)

Aaron Hotchner

Sexuality: Bisexual (prefers women) Polyamorous

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Married to a woman (Emily Prentiss) and dating a man (Conan Dunkeld)

Conan Dunkeld (OC)

Sexuality: Unlabeled

Gender: Transgender man

Relationship status: Dating a man (Aaron Hotchner)

Derek Morgan

Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Dating a woman (Penelope Garcia)

Penelope Garcia

Sexuality: Pansexual

Gender: Unlabeled

Relationship status: Dating a man (Derek Morgan)

Elle Greenaway

Sexuality: Bisexual (prefers women)

Gender: Cisgender woman

Relationship status: Single

Jennifer Jareau

Sexuality: Pansexual

Gender: Cisgender woman

Relationship status: Married to a man (William LaMontagne Jr)

William LaMontagne Jr

Sexuality: Bisexual (prefers women)

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Married to a woman (Jennifer Jareau)

Tara Lewis

Sexuality: Lesbian

Gender: Demigirl

Relationship status: Dating a woman (Rebecca Wilson)

Rebecca Wilson

Sexuality: Lesbain

Gender: Cisgender woman

Relationship status: Dating a woman (Tara Lewis)

David Rossi

Sexuality: Homosexual

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Married to a man (Claudio Rose)

Claudio Rose (OC)

Sexuality: Homosexual

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Married to a man (David Rossi)

Luke Alvez

Sexuality: Bisexual

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Single

Matt Simmons

Sexuality: Bisexual (prefers women)

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Married to a woman (Kristy Simmons)

Kristy Simmons

Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally

Gender: Cisgender woman

Relationship status: Married to a man (Matt Simmons)

Jason Gideon

Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Single

Ashley Seaver

Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally

Gender: Cisgender woman

Relationship status: Single

Stephen Walker

Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Married to a woman (Monica Walker)

Monica Walker

Sexuality: Bisexual

Gender: Cisgender woman

Relationship status: Married to a man (Stephen Walker)

Kate Callahan

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Gender: Cisgender woman

Relationship status: Married to a man (Chris Callahan)

Chris Callahan

Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Married to a woman (Kate Callahan)

Alex Blake

Sexuality: Omniromantic Asexual

Gender: Cisgender woman

Relationship status: Married to a man (James Blake)

James Blake

Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Married to a woman (Alex Blake

Jordan Todd

Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally

Gender: Cisgender woman

Relationship status: Single

I’m rewatching Criminal Minds rn and a potential unsub’s name is “James Charles”… I’m fucking cackling

02x06

I KNOW that there’s someone who rewrites the Criminal Mind episodes but like with the reader like a character (she’s Gideon’s daughter) but I can’t find it. There’s a masterlist with the episodes but I can’t find it either.

If someone know the @ of the person who write it pleeeaassseeee let me know thank youu

I JS FINISHED SEASON 15 OF CRIMINAL MINDS AND OH MY GOD IM SOBBING I CANT DEAL W THIS RN IM NOT READY TO WATCH EVOLUTION I NEED TO RECOVER

im gonna finish good omens season 2 to recover i need my gay angel and demon (im on episode 5)

listen all i’m saying is being on set for a day, would kinda feel like hanging out with a traveling circus 🎪

I've just started criminal minds, I'm not even on season two yet. What is the discord around Elle? Cause I love her so far.

early criminal minds (seasons 1-5) is so fucking funny if you think about it from the perspective of literally anyone that the BAU interacts with outside of each other. to recap what’s going on, let’s go over the team. We’ve got:

Elle Greenaway- murderous bitch who maybe murdered someone in cold blood (claimed self defense but who can prove that?)

Spencer Reid- a genius with both mommy and daddy issues who looks like a fourteen year old TA and does magic tricks whilst, at some points, zooted off his ass on dilaudid

Jason Gideon- man who screams at crime scenes and lays down in blood stains

Derek Morgan- calls their tech analyst like “ugh mommy shove that nice hot information down my throat”

Penelope Garcia- the aforementioned Information Mommy, who talks to the team (specifically morgan) like a phone sex operator trying to make enough to cover rent

Jennifer Jareau- bubbly blonde woman who yells at TV reporters and kicks ass

David Rossi- rich, elderly, famous crime novelist who DEFINITELY should be retired

Emily Prentiss- goth lesbian who DEFINITELY has cursed folks out in one of the many languages she knows

Aaron Hotchner- tired workaholic man, trying his best to hold this shitshow together, also beat a man to death

like, can you IMAGINE??? it’s the worst week of your life. Some madman is running around, i don’t know, killing folks and cutting off their nipples or something, and this absolute clown brigade rolls up like “ah yes, just another Tuesday for us lmao” and start asking you questions about what kind of dirt this murderer had stuck to his shoes, and then they SOLVE THE CASE???? what the fuck must you be thinking at that point