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Wally: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! Y/N: How can you still say that? Wally: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
Hermione: I wanna be a main character so bad
Ron: Is that why you read on rainy days by the window?
Harry: [ignoring Ron] me too
Hermione: …
Ron: …
Hermione: you already are..
Harry: no, I wanna be the smart, pretty main character that’s whole story is getting the partner at the end, not the main character loses everyone ‘for the plot’
Neville: nah dw Harry I get ya
Kimbra: This is my estranged husband, Bud!
Kimbra: and this is Bud’d boyfriend, Bushroot!
Ballaw: And that concludes our plan to defeat Badrang
Ballaw: Now, let’s see if you guys were paying attention
*kahoot music starts*
Arthur: -and this is Merlin my servant
Merlin*god of magic and most powerful being to ever and will ever walk the earth as an immortal savior*: hi- *trips and falls*
Naomi- Y/n, if we were two bugs and a giant bug was going to eat me, would you protect me.?
Y/n- Naomi how the hell did you get inside of room and WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED?!
Y/N and Naomi technically both saw Slenderman but Naomi just simply ignores it and it’s so funny because Naomi will hear the buzzing and see Slenderman and just be like “Huh.. I need to sleep more”. Meanwhile, Y/N goes insane and turns into a poxy because of Slenderman.
Y/n- Toby I think I-
Toby- You don’t do that very well.
Y/N- *Doing Scene Makeup*
Naomi-*In the closet hiding and whispers* Green suits you more..
Y/n- *Looks at the closet with widen eyes* NAOMI!?
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Ford: You’re a wanted man Stanley.
Stan: That’s immposible, I wasn’t even a wanted child.
Jackie: Mufasa’s death made me cry again
Anti: it’s okay, he’s not a real horse it’s just a cartoon
Jackie: HORSE?
Anti: to be fair I’ve never seen it
Jackie: ITS CALLED ‘LION KING’???
Chase: when I get murdered, can you make sure it’s an unsolved case?
Henrik: what
Chase: I wanna be on buzzfeed unsolved
Jackie: can we go back to the part where you said ‘when’ you get murdered?
Marvin: it’ll be fine, you just have to seduce them.
Chase: I’m sorry, but have you seen me? I’m about as seductive as a cabbage
JBM: I need you to do this one favor for me
Anti: I can’t, it goes against my moral compass
JBM: your moral compass is a FUCKING ROULETTE WHEEL
Chase: take me out.
Henrik: with a gun? Or like on a date?
Chase: surprise me.
Chase: alright, let’s all just say sorry on the count of three.
Chase: one, two, three...
Henrik:...
Marvin:...
Chase: well now I’m just disappointed in all of us.
Jackieboy-man: if you kill a killer, the amount of murderers in the world stays the same.
Marvin, with his mouth full of Cheerios and his feet on the table: kill two
Muerte/Death: *holds up humanized picture of himself* Not to be a critic but some people go just a bit…over board?
Bunnymund: *holds up one of himself* Welcome to the club mate. We got jackets.
Muerte: Oh Dios mio….
Darcy: My job here is done.
Andrias: But you didn't do anything
Darcy: *Cape Swoosh!*
*Draco and Y/n sitting in there house a few years after the war*
Y/n: “I want a baby.”
Draco: “Pardon?”
Y/n: “I want a baby.
Draco: “Woman do you hear yourself?! I’m not capable of being a father. I am not father material.”
Y/n: “No, but you’re daddy material.”
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Y/n: *Leaning against Pansy in the Slytherin common room* "I wish I had a boyfriend."
Pansy: *sighs a frown appearing on her lips* "Preach babe."
*Draco and Blaise sitting on the couch opposite them*
Draco: "Fucking hello?!?!"
Blaise: "I'm not doing this today."
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(Draco going to see Y/n)
Draco: "Hey love you busy?" *Standing in the middle of your dorm door*
Y/n: "Yes."
Draco: "With what?"
Y/n: "I got a hot date."
Draco: "Excuse me?! With who?!" *Confused and totally jealous*
Y/n: "With the kitchen. Now get the fuck out my way. I'm hungry."
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(In the common room after Draco got turned into a ferret)
Y/n and Pansy: *laughing their asses off*
Draco: "Oh for fucks sake! Shut your mouths! It's not that funny!"
Blaise: "Mate, you where in someone else's pants."
Y/n and Pansy: *fall off the couch laughing*
Draco: *giving Blaise a death glare*
Y/n: "D-dray did you know that the brain lives on for seven minutes after death?"
Draco: "Babe what the fuck are you talking about?"
Y/n: *giving him a smirk a she tries to hold in her laughter* "It replays the best memories..."
Draco: *confused as fuck*
Y/n: "That will be my seven minutes.."
Draco: *Flips them off*
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Harry and Y/n sitting in grimmauld place reading
harry: “Y/n you alright? You’ve been staring at the wall for the last five minutes.”
y/n: “Hmm? Oh yeah I’m fine just thinking.”
harry: “Well what are you thinking about?”
y/n: “How long it’s been since I’ve kissed you.”
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Clone kid:ok! Whose the hottest person you can think of-
Bart sniffling: Your father
Clone kid:…ok dad, father isn’t here right now- you can be honest with me
Bart: your father is a ten
Clone kid: HES A SIX AT BEST
Bart: YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Bart goes missing on a mission
Tim: I have to find my darling boyfriend! I’m so worried about him!
Conner: seriously what do you see in him?
Tim shrugging: he makes me laugh