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Kurt gets a little concussion, Mercedes and Finn stay by his side.
Too bad concussed!Kurt doesn’t have any filter.
At all.
Based on the scene in Grey’s Anatomy where Meredith is all high and talks to Mark.
Also this kinda just ends but I don’t care
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Oh my god, yes. Imagine Finn being like “I’ll join Grindr with you bro” “we’ll find you a husband on there”.
SHUT UP!!!! THE WAY I SCREAMED AT THIS ADFKSJA
At a family dinner during a holiday like Thanksgiving (with Kurt, Finn, Carole, and Burt), Finn gets a notification from Grindr. Kurt’s head snaps up and is looking at Finn with wide eyes. He’s sure he was just hearing things until he hears it a second time. Kurt doesn’t know what to do because apparently his super straight brother isn’t as straight as Kurt thought he was.
Kurt pulls Finn aside after dinner and is like “You can tell me anything, I hope you know that. I’m your brother, I would never judge you for anything. I’m here to always support and love you.”
Finn doesn’t realize that he’s talking about the Grindr notifications and says something like “Bro please don’t tell Burt or mom about how I didn’t finish the mushrooms. I thought nobody would notice if I hid them underneath the napkin.”
Kurt is now even more confused and straight up says “So... I didn’t hear the Grindr sound coming from your phone.” Finn then says “Oh yeah, that was Grindr” and then walks away without expanding beyond that.
(continuation of this ask)
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Silver?
“Why on earth would you paint yourself silver?” Finn whispered, standing in the doorway of the bathroom as Sam rubbed frantically at his face with a washcloth, silver face paint covering him from the top of his forehead and down to where his V-neck tee, a light grey, started. “Did you use permeant marker or something?”
“It won’t come off,” Sam cried, trying to stay quiet. The Humdel parents had been kind enough to let him stay for the school year, he didn’t want them knowing he’d snuck out for a midnight screening for a double-viewing of the Fantastic-Four movies. He also didn’t want Mr. Burt to see him covered in silver. He knew the man was very kind and accepting of pretty much anything, but he was sure the man didn’t appreciate his bathroom getting covered in silver paint. “Finn!” He whispered, a bit frantic. “Help me!”
“I don’t know what to do!” Finn cried back, stepping into the bathroom to look at Sam through the mirror. “Maybe we should wake up-”
“No.” Sam interrupted, his eyes wide with fear. “Waking up Kurt is the last resort.”
“Why?” Finn asked. “Kurt will know what to do to get the paint off.”
“You really think waking Kurt up-your brother, who bit you when you woke him up from a nap to ask him where the coffee grounds were-will appreciate being woken up to help me de-silverfy?” Sam shook his head, and groaned when another swipe at his face with the wash cloth barely removed anything. “No way.”
“Well,” Finn shrugged. “It’s either I go and wake up Kurt, or you are silver until he wakes up in the morning.”
Sam wiped again at his face. He looked in the mirror, and whimpered a bit: he’d been cleaning up for an hour, and he was still mostly silver. He still didn’t want to wake Kurt.
“I’ll just be silver forever,” Sam moaned.
“What are you two-Sam?” Kurt stepped into the bathroom doorway, drawing back in surprise when the pair whipped around to stare at the smaller teen. Kurt was gaping at him, eyebrows upturned as he took in the situation. Finally, after a few moments of awkward silence, Kurt deflated, shaking his head in obvious disappointment. “Sam,” he groaned, rubbing a hand over his eyes. “I told you not to paint yourself silver.”
“Ohhh,” Finn said, registering why Sam didn’t want to wake Kurt. “You didn’t want to wake him, because he told you this would happen.”
“Yes yes yes,” Sam looked to Kurt desperately. “You can lecture me in the morning. Please help me,” Sam begged. He clasped his hands-also silver-and made puppy-dog eyes at Kurt. Kurt, for his part, just looked at him through tired eyes, and sighed again.
“Fine,” he said. “Wait here. Finn, grab the extra washcloths from the cabinet so Sam doesn’t turn this whole bathroom silver.” Kurt strode out of the doorway, Finn tossing Sam a few new washcloths with his order. The pair waited a few minutes, Sam feeling so tired he wondered if it was just best to sleep in the bathroom and wait until morning to clean, just as Kurt reentered, holding a jar in one hand a glass of water in the other.
“Coconut oil,” Kurt told him, setting the jar on the counter and opening it up. “Put this on your skin, wet a washcloth, and it will come off. I suggest taking a shower after since you’ll feel very slick and gross, even if you won’t be silver anymore.”
“Thank you,” Sam replied, relieved. “What’s the water for?” Finn stood from his seat on the bathtub rim, leaving Sam to finally wash off his mistake.
“Me,” Kurt replied. “It’s why I was up.” Before he could stop him, though, Kurt raised his arm, and quickly took a photo, having hid his phone in his pajama pants pocket. “Thanks for not waking me up. Goodnight Sam, Finn.” With that, Kurt quickly, and somehow quietly, dashed back down the hall to his room, before Sam could grab at him.
“Night dude, Finn said with a laugh. “Have fun. See you in the morning.” Sam could only watch, still too silver for retaliation, as the taller teen left him alone. Groaning for what felt like the 100th time that night, Sam stared back at himself in the mirror.
He was never going to paint himself again.
Fantastic-Four be damned.
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Does anyone else think about how Stay Stay Stay by Taylor Swift is what Finchel is trying to be, and is, at its best moments?
An analysis on Finn Hudson and “what the hell house is he in” -prompted by @grouchycritic7794’s comment on my Kurt post
First off there isn’t a chance in all of the nine circles of hell that this boy is a Ravenclaw. Not because he’s dumb, but because he doesn’t see any value in wisdom. And I’ll be the first to admit that S4 Finn was (mostly) wise. But our boy has no wit or care for knowledge. So Ravenclaw is the easy out.
Slytherin is another easy out in my opinion. His entire S3 struggle was about how he wasn’t as ambitious as Rachel and early S4, had it been given the proper dedication, would have been him accepting that that’s okay. That he doesn’t need to have insanely huge dreams to be of worth. Some might claim, “But Lo! By your definition he admires ambition so he should go in Slytherin!” (Yeah let’s be real most people aren’t saying that, but) This is true, I do say that they need to have the traits of the house in high regard. However, they need to hold it in the same regard that they would try to act on it in their own life. The perfect example being Neville, who admires the bravery of others and uses their example to build himself. So, in the case of Finn, Slytherin is out.
Now onto the harder decisions. Yes Finn is very brave and chivalrous. Most of his character arcs revolve around him choosing the untraveled road, the path that takes more bravery. And he was fairly chivalrous with various people in his life. Not the best but not nearly the worst of Glee. However I see his bravery as a subset of his larger character growth, I would even go as far to say he was only brave in defense of the people he was loyal to...
Hufflepuff. So I know there are going to be objections. Objections about how he is lazy and unkind and doesnt fit the soft puff mold. I will never agree with many of the words and decisions Finn has said and made, however Glee was always trying to show that he was learning. Glee was just somewhat bad at their jobs. He was a kid who had been with the wrong crowd for years, he was the standard American way to look into this group of weirdos and learn how to empathize and accept them. Sometimes they did it right and he came off as a good man and a hero. Sometimes they did it wrong and he came off as trite and even worse than before. But at his core he was a child learning who he should be loyal to. He was loyal to the jocks until he realized that they didn’t deserve that loyalty and then he mostly committed to glee club (rewiring everything you’ve ever been loyal to is a hard process). When Quinn is having his baby he is trying his best to be hardworking so he can support the family he thinks he’s going to have. And after the anger at Puck they still make up, it takes time because as a Hufflepuff who’s loyalty has been tested he’s going to have troubles trusting them. As a teacher at McKinley he shows the best of his Hufflepuff qualities with his dedication to those kids, and though he had stumbles along the way I truly believe he is a Hufflepuff.
So purely on vibes I matched ND members with musicals I’ve seen in person (included high school productions because I needed more shows). There is no real reason to any of these I just went with what felt right, in order of when I saw the shows...
Wicked - Kurt Hummel
Aladdin - Mike Chang
Anything Goes - Santana Lopez
Cinderella - Finn Hudson
Hamilton - Noah Puckerman
Lightning Thief - Sam Evans
Kinky Boots - Blaine Anderson
Anastasia - Tina Cohen-Chang
All Shook Up - Artie Abrams
Chicago - Quinn Fabray
Les Miserables - Mercedes Jones
Phantom of the Opera - Rachel Berry
The Drowsy Chaperone - Brittany Pierce
does anyone ever think about the death toll that Glee has??? Like, why is everyone that was in it just dropping like flies?? was it a curse for being in the show? Like, Naya Rivera (Santana), Cory Monteith (Finn), Mark Salling (Puck), Robin Trocki (Sue's sister, Jean), Olivia Newton-John, and a LOAD of other people who only stared in one episode like judges at Nationals or Sectionals.
Whatever it is, I sure hope that Jonathan Groff does not fall prey to it because he is my idol and i need him to live
finn: *getting angry*
every chair within a 5 mile radius:
it would be so much better if rachel had just said a "fuck you" to finn after that stupid ass speech of "type of drunk girls" in biota
love or hate finn but his character have one of the most casual hilarious lines
GLEE (2009-2015)
i am currently writing a st. hudson longfic and im having so much fun!!!
what if finn was actually written as gay??? how would that have changed canon?
here is the tropes: one-sided enemies (from finn), finchel wlw mlm solidarity, exes to besties fuinn, furtana childhood besties who drifted apart and that's it!!!
let me know if that interests you...
Sebastian Smythe x Fem!Reader (Posted on Wattpad)
Summary:
"What are you doing?!"
"We knew you guys were up to no good!"
"What are you talking about, she's my girlfriend!"
"Wait, girlfriend?" "Huh?" "I thought you were gay..?"
Word Count: 413
Y/n's POV
I was over at Rachel's house with Kurt and he was discussing fashion with her, trying to get her to switch things up more.
"Seriously Rachel, that sweater you wore yesterday is so last season and it totally clashed with the skirt! We've got to help you switch things up. I propose an emergency shopping trip this Saturday. What do you think?" Kurt asks while the three of us lay across Rachel's bed.
"Ooh! Yes, I am totally in! I can't wait to see the look on Finn's face when he sees me!" Rachel squealed and clapped her hands together.
"N/n?" Kurt asks.
"I'm sorry guys but I can't make it." I say as they whine and protest. "I know, I know but I'm super busy that night."
"Fine, I guess we'll just have to go without you then." Kurt teases as I just roll my eyes playfully.
"I promise next time though, and we'll even go out to eat too!" I say cheerfully as we all break out into laughter. "Anyway, how are things with you and Blaine?"
"Amazing, we recently bonded over Wicked and how ridiculous 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' is. Oh my god, he's just so, so perfect." Kurt fawns.
"You know what you should do? You guys should definitely go on a double date together! That would be so cute!" I exclaim excitedly.
"Not without you little Miss 'single as a pringle'." Kurt tells me, looking at me pointedly. "Speaking of, maybe now is a good time to tell us about that boy you were totally texting in Glee. Right Rachel?" Rachel nods her head, knowingly.
I scoffed at the two, "Look there is no boy. I wasn't texting a guy!"
"Then why were you looking at your phone all smiley and giggly?" Rachel questions. "You know, whoever this guy is must be pretty special to you. Judging by the way you looked at your phone, you were acting how Kurt and I do with Finn and Blaine. Like you're in love."
I blushed at her comment. Is it really that obvious? Do I really love him? Does he feel the same way..?
"Anywho, since you're not willing to tell us who this mystery guy is, we'll figure it out eventually. But for now, who's up for re-watching 'Heathers'?" Rachel asked the both of us. We all look at each other and our hands shoot up in sync as we all fall back, laughing.
*ORIGINAL POSTS ON WATTPAD*
A/N: Y'all have been coming at me since Sebastian is gay so let's pretend he's bi in this or I can delete the story but please don't get mad at me for writing this. I don't mean to offend anyone so if I have, I'm sorry. If this were a real person I wouldn't write stories about them and change their sexuality.
Summary:
"What are you doing?!"
"We knew you guys were up to no good!"
"What are you talking about, she's my girlfriend!"
"Wait, girlfriend?" "Huh?" "I thought you were gay..?"
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Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Sebastian Smythe x Fem!Reader (Posted on Wattpad)
Summary:
"What are you doing?!"
"We knew you guys were up to no good!"
"What are you talking about, she's my girlfriend!"
"Wait, girlfriend?" "Huh?" "I thought you were gay..?"
Word Count: 630
Y/n's POV
"So, who wants to kick this off?" Mr. Shue asks as he claps his hands together. "No volunteers?" I looked around me before sighing and raising my hand up. "Great! Well come on up, the floor is yours."
I make my way over to the middle of the room, in front of the piano and take a deep breath in.
"All along it was a fever
A cold sweat, hot headed believer
I threw my hands in the air, said, "Show me something"
He said, "If you dare, come a little closer"
Round and around and around and around we go
Oh, now tell me now, tell me now, tell me now you know
Not really sure how to feel about it
Something in the way you move
Makes me feel like I can't live without you
It takes me all the way
I want you to stay
It's not much of a life you're living
It's not just something you take, it's given
Round and around and around and around we go
Oh, now tell me now, tell me now, tell me now you know
Not really sure how to feel about it
Something in the way you move
Makes me feel like I can't live without you
It takes me all the way
And I want you to stay
Ooh, the reason…"
Everyone begins to clap and cheer as my song ends. I smiled a bit before returning to my seat, some of my friends complimenting me. For the rest of glee I couldn't stop smiling, I was so proud of myself.
Rachel and Finn performed a duet together, as did Mercedes, and Artie. Then Quinn sang a solo before joining Santana and Brittany's performance too. Blaine and Kurt decided to have everyone song with them, and this had to be one of the best meetings we've had.
After glee, I headed home where Sebastian was supposed to meet me since my parents were both working late that night. As I arrived, I noticed a familiar car parked down the street from my house.
I unlocked the door and walked inside and jogged upstairs to my room. Sure enough, Sebastian was lying on my bed reading some book.
"Hey babe, did you put the spare key back under the rock?" I ask as I flop onto the bed beside him.
"Yes ma'am, I did." He says, before placing his book to the side and placing a kiss to my temple.
"Good. So how was your day?" I asked, cuddling myself into him, placing my face in the crook of his neck.
"Same old, same old. Went through some classes and practiced with the warblers. We were working on our songs for Regionals coming up" He replies, a cocky smirk on his face.
"Hmm, oh yeah? And what songs were those? I asked, placing a soft kiss on his neck.
"We were working on G- hey!" He exclaimed when he realized what I was doing. "I see what you're doing, you little devil."
I let out a laugh, before looking up at him, "I'm just kidding. I wouldn't do that to you."
"Mhm, because I'm so sure of that." He replies sarcastically, while rolling his eyes at me.
"It's true!" I say back, lightly hitting his arm. "Anyway, are you hungry? Do you want to have dinner?"
"Yeah sure, we can whip up something quick like pasta to have." He agrees.
I sit up from the bed and grab his hand in mine before we go racing to the kitchen, downstairs.
Let's say that the night was filled with us somewhat successfully cooling pasta but the kitchen was a mess. We ended up spending two hours cleaning it up after we ate. Yep, he's a keeper.
Sebastian Smythe x Fem!Reader (Posted on Wattpad)
Summary:
"What are you doing?!"
"We knew you guys were up to no good!"
"What are you talking about, she's my girlfriend!"
"Wait, girlfriend?" "Huh?" "I thought you were gay..?"
Word Count: 880
Y/N's POV
I rushed through the halls, passing and almost bumping into people as I raced to the practice room. We were supposed to all be there 15 minutes ago. I speed through the hallways, almost running past the room. I entered out of breath, everyone's attention turned to me.
"You're late, again." Mr. Shue says. "That's the third time this month y/n. What's going on?"
"What? Nothing, I just don't manage time well and run a little late sometimes. I'm sorry Mr. Shue, I'll try and get better at it." I tell him, still slightly out of breath.
"Okay, come sit down so we can start." He tells me.
I nod and make my way over to my seat, in between Kurt and Mercedes. As I sit down, Kurt leans over and whispers to me, "It's a boy isn't it?"
I look at him and my face turns a dusty pink shade, "What? No. There's no boy."
"Mhm, sure there's not. But that's okay, I'll find out soon enough." He says with a smile on his face. To which I just rolled my eyes and turned my attention to Mr. Shue.
"Okay guys, for this week's assignment we're going to bring some R&B and soul into it. So let's see what you've got." Mr. Shue tells us.
My phone buzzed, and I quickly checked and found a message from Sebastian.
'Hey gorgeous, still coming over to Dalton after practice?'
- Seb
I grin down at my phone before typing and sending a quick response.
'Of course. Love you!'
- N/n
'Love you more'
- Seb
Kurt started to lean over my shoulder, "Who are you texting?"
I jump a bit and turn off my phone before placing it back in my pocket. "No one." I state quickly.
"So I was right? There is a boy, isn't there?" He asks with a smirk on his face.
"I'm sorry did you say a boy?" Mercedes asked.
"Oh my gosh, really?" Rachel asked, excitedly.
"Does our sweet little y/n have a boyfriend we don't know about?" Finn also joins in.
Soon enough I had the whole glee club's attention once again and was being bombarded with questions.
"Okay, okay guys. Let's not push, I'm sure if there is a boy, y/n will tell us when she's ready. All of this interrogating her isn't going to make her want to tell us." Blaine butted in, getting everyone to settle down.
'Thank you.' I mouthed over to him. And he responded with a small grin.
Soon after that, we were all dismissed and I was first out of the room. I was on my way out the door before a hand gently grabbed my wrist.
"So, is there anything you want to tell me?" I turned around and came face to face with Blaine.
I let out a groan, "Oh no, not you too!!"
"Hey, I get it. If you don't want anyone to know, that's fine." He says, putting his hands up in defense. "But if there is something going on, you can tell me. I promise not to tell a soul, not even Kurt."
I let out a heavy sigh, "Fine. There is a boy but I know you won't approve of him. And I really don't want you all getting in the way of us."
"I promise, whoever it is, I won't get mad." He tells me.
"It's Sebastian." I say bluntly.
"Oh, okay..." He says slowly.
3... 2... 1..
"Him?! Why y/n? Why him of all people?!" He yells a little loud, catching other students' attention.
"Shhh, not so loud!! I thought you said you weren't going to get mad!" I tell him in a hushed voice.
"That was before you told me that it was Sebastian! Need I remind you that he's the one who threw a slushie with Rock salt at me and almost blinded me!" He whisper yelled back.
"See?! This.This is exactly why I didn't want to tell any of you! I knew that you would hate it! And of course I remember that Blaine, I never left your side when it happened! And besides I already told him off about that and he's trying to be nicer Blaine! Ask the Warblers yourself, they'll tell you that he's gotten better." I say back, a quivering frown placed upon my face.
Blaine took a deep breath, "Okay, look. I get it, really I do. If he makes you happy then I can learn to live with it. And I won't tell any of the others, you're right about them not taking it so easy. But just be careful, I don't want you getting hurt."
I pull him into a tight hug which he reciprocates. "Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!" I told him.
"You're welcome n/n." He chuckled as we pulled apart. I checked my phone's time and I was starting to run late.
"Well I'm heading to Dalton right now, I'm already a bit late." I tell him, pocketing my phone.
"I can drop you off if you want? Kurt and I don't have any plans scheduled." He offers.
"Yes! That would be great!" I say before grabbing his arm and pulling him out of school.