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Rant ahead: Bart and the Rogues Gallery.
Why is it that every speedster has some sort of relationship with the rogues except for the one that it actually would make sense if he had one. Are you seriously telling me Bart Henry Allen-Thawne II has NO correlation to them at ALL, but Wally and Barry do???
I get Barry ‘believes’ in them or whatever, but that doesn’t mean they’re automatic buddies. He has major trust issues and doesn’t even like turning his back around them!
And Wally? Wally has this weird thing against villains, no matter how small the crime. I mean, he broke up a friendship that he had for YEARS with Hartley Rathaway because Pied Piper went off book for a mission that was for A GOOD CAUSE.
Bart Allen’s half brother Owen is in the rogues. His twin clone is in the rogues. Digger knew his mother, and I’m sure he’d want to know more about her. He’s an outcasted flashfam member that needs a home because every family he’s been put into disappeared or died. First Max and then Jay, then the Titans disbanded. He doesn’t belong to any timeline, never met his father, abandoned by his mother so he wouldn’t be kidnapped by science cops, sent by his own evil Grandpa! That sounds like just about any other rogue sob story. And yet he has no connection to them. AT ALL. Which is just… Mind boggling!
And the one issue he gets with them, the rogues KILL him?? Which is totally out of character for them because one of their main rules is NO KILLING FLASHES. With time and character development, I’m sure Thad will come around and Bart will give him a chance, no matter how skeptical he is, because it’s what Max wanted for them and that was Bart’s goddamn dad, so help me! And Bart really doesn’t mind the whole villain thing either; he’s held casual conversation with the JOKER. Are you kidding me??
Do y’all understand how upsetting this is, or am I the only one???
Rogue's headcanon #3
• Evan and Alvin's friendship can be depicted as the Red Flags animation meme.
• Owen's favorite flavor is strawberry, milkshake, ice cream, cookie, anything.
• Axel can get so hyped with a new trick idea, that he's gonna wake up at 3 am and not sleeping until finish the project, even if it takes days, once it's done he faints.
Man I swear If god give me the hability to draw and to animate properly, and money to hire voice actors, I would make trailers for the rogues, like the mercs from Team Fortress 2.
Headcanon for Owen and Evan in the rogues
Owen has really bad abandonament trauma, so every night he wake up and go check If the other rogues are still there and If they are okay
And Evan always wake up when Owen open the door ( because of His abuse trauma) except when His really drunk or high
When Evan don't wake up Owen check His pulse and breath
* In Prison *
Wolfe: Captain Cold is the leader, Heat Wave is the destructive power, trickster is the comic realif, Weather Wizard is the smart book worm, Golden Glider, well, she is the girl.
Wolfe: But, what you are?
Mirror Master (Evan): I'M SCOTISH!!!
( Inspired by that one power rangers meme, probably gonna draw that some day)
Random thought, Owen and Mark will sing sk8er boi by Avril Lavigne to Axel, every time he come back from a date with Jerrie. Just to bother him, they know that both of them are just friends but its too funny. If Evan knows the lyrics he sings too, Mick and Len just observe the entrenment. Axel will yell " shes just my friend" with the voice he knows is from his puberty.