Euphemia Potter - Blog Posts

“Clara Bow” by taylor swift except it’s the Potter family.

"You look like Clara Bow in this light. Remarkable. All your life, did you know, you'd be picked like a rose?”

But it’s what every generation of the Potter’s have been told.

"You look like Stevie Nicks, In '75, the hair and lips. Crowd goes wild at her fingertips. Half moonshine, a full eclipse.”

But it’s the James Potter getting told he looks like his mother.

"You look like Taylor Swift, in this light. We're loving it. You've got edge, (s)he never did. The future's bright, dazzling."

Harry Potter getting compared to his father.

Ik it doesn’t make sense at all but in my head James Potter is amazing at every sport, like he just loves all sports and always has motivation, and talent, for them.

Maybe he got the muddy, hands in dirt, playing in the rain, speed, stamina, side from Monty and the adrenaline, need to be great, power, skill, side from Effie.

Or maybe it’s just greatness he always had, but in my head under whatever circumstances he is just good at sports

Mary: if you could kiss any woman in the world feet, who would you choose?

Marlene: my beautiful girlfriend, Dorcas

Mary: that don’t count you do that anyway

Marlene: [with no hesitation] Euphemia Potter.

James: REALLY??

“Talking with my mother: She said, "Where'd you find this guy?" Said, "Some people fall in love, with the wrong people sometimes" But it’s James Potter talking with his mother about Regulus

“Mom would you wash my back this once?” But it’s James Potter crying on his knees on his mothers bed, crying for her to come and hold him

Headcanon time!

james died before euphemia and fleamont did

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 14 technically

Euphemia (in a letter sent to James): are you ok by yourself?

James (in his reply letter) yes, I’m watching the eras tour on Disney+ with nine additional acoustic songs

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 6

Effie: does you milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

James: I sure hope not I’d report them for trespassing

The marauders and co doing a hear me out cake

Marlene: So I am going to put down Effie Potter

James: What the fuck, that's my mom

Mary: Ooh nice one

Sirius: Well I'm going to put down one Mr. Potter

James: My dad too

Remus: Good one, now I got Monty

James: Twice!

Regulus: Now see these are all great options but I am going to add Fleamont Potter

Barty: You know what I am starting to see it

James: ...

James: Guys what the hell

Pandora: Well anyways, I brought Euphemia Potter

James: Never speak to me ever again, any of you

James: So, I have Lighting McQueen here

I need more scenes of Sirius coming out to Effie and Effie being so chill about it. Please, they heal my fragile gay heart.

marlene obsessing over effie pt. 2

James: Mom, what does your shirt say?!

Effie: Oh, it says milf! 

James: Yeah, I see that. Where did you get it?!

Effie: Marlene gave it to me. Is it a problem, deer?

James: Do you know what it means?!

Effie: Yeah!

Effie: Man, I love frogs!

James: marLENE!!!!!!!!

*evil marlene laughter in the background*

James: Mom can you stop picking me up from Hogwarts?

Effie, tearing up, thinking he’s embarrassed: Oh, okay.

James: Wait no it’s not like that!

James: It’s just… Marlene says things that make me very uncomfortable when she sees you.

James definitely didn’t realize Santa Claus isn’t real until he was living alone. He also definitely called Effie in tears thinking he did something wrong, only for her to burst out laughing.

plot: regulus and sirius are secretly on the facetime with each other.

regulus: mother says that my “night time calls have to stop” she thinks i’m being too disruptive while she and father are trying to sleep.

sirius: aren’t old people supposed to be, i don’t know…hard of hearing? like, what’s up with the spidey sense luv? you tryna sleep or eavesdrop?

regulus: *bursts out laughing, eventually losing balance and falling off his chair*

sirius: *bursts out laughing at regulus, and ends up falling off his bed*

both of them stayed on their floors, staring at each others’ foreheads in the camera frame, wheezing with laughter for about 10 minutes.

“you’re not a bad person, you’re a very good person who bad things have happened to”

Euphemia Potter to Sirius Black

regulus coming out to effie and monty:

reg: so yeah, i'm trans

effie: no

reg: what?

effie: fleamont no

monty: so that means-

effie: no fleamont

monty: i'm transparent

reg: *tearing up*

effie: *facepalm*

It's the Gujarati Anon here!

First off, those are some pretty great headcanons. Just one thing, if you headcanon Euphemia as Gujarati as well you may want to reconsider her lastname being Gill. Since Gill is generally a last name from Punjab with Sikh origins. I love the Jigishu part by the way! But I don't think it's something someone would actually name their kid but more of a affectionate nickname if their name was something like Jignesh.

Thank you! I apologize for mixing up the surnames, I’ll be changing it to something that fits where she’s from. Any suggestions?

Also, thanks for the Jigishu part. I’ll change James’ name now.

I appreciate the help! May I ask what you, as a Gujarati, like to see in James and his family?

Euphemia Potter to Sirius (and reg) when they come to stay with them

— F.T.

Sally Jackson + Euphemia Potter 🤝 adopting their sons traumatised friends

Happy mothers day to the best three mothers in the world, Euphemia Potter, Minnie Mcgonagall and Sarah Nelson

(Also can't forget James, second mother of the maruaders)

Crimson rivers spoilers below

Fleamont 😭😭😭😭

"James looks into the angel's eyes and knows the angel means the promise and isn't being a sneaky little liar. James smiles, pleased. "I'm going to keep you." "

And

""I have to tell you a joke," James says, and the angel blinks at him, then arches an eyebrow. "I need you to laugh."

"James—"

"What did the big flower say to the little flower?"

The angel glances over at the best friend, and the best friend is stifling laughter, and then the angel focuses on James again. The angel indulges him. "I don't know. What did the big flower say to the little flower?"

"Hey there, bud," James tells him, and the mother laughs, and the father laughs, and the best friend laughs, but the angel does not laugh. No, the angel only reaches up to grab his hand, gently pressing a smile to his knuckles. It's a small smile. Lips of an angel. Sweet. James wants to put his mouth on it, and stick his fingers in it, but he's also sad because the angel didn't laugh. "You were supposed to laugh. I told a flower joke. It was funny, and you like flowers.""

High James is just fabulous and I love it he's so cute

"James looks into the angel's eyes and knows the angel means the promise and isn't being a sneaky little liar. James smiles, pleased. "I'm going to keep you." "

And

""I have to tell you a joke," James says, and the angel blinks at him, then arches an eyebrow. "I need you to laugh."

"James—"

"What did the big flower say to the little flower?"

The angel glances over at the best friend, and the best friend is stifling laughter, and then the angel focuses on James again. The angel indulges him. "I don't know. What did the big flower say to the little flower?"

"Hey there, bud," James tells him, and the mother laughs, and the father laughs, and the best friend laughs, but the angel does not laugh. No, the angel only reaches up to grab his hand, gently pressing a smile to his knuckles. It's a small smile. Lips of an angel. Sweet. James wants to put his mouth on it, and stick his fingers in it, but he's also sad because the angel didn't laugh. "You were supposed to laugh. I told a flower joke. It was funny, and you like flowers.""

High James is just fabulous and I love it he's so cute

I have never ever cried while reading a book until sirius said "I love u mum" to effie before going into the quarter quell in Crimson Rivers. I'm bawling my eyes out

Padfoot curled around Remus while he reads, head in his lap, keeping him nice and toasty, and snarling at the kids who tried to call him “Loony Lupin” or anything else. Padfoot lying across James’ legs, on his back, while he does homework, barking to startle people for fun when they walk by. Padfoot sitting on Effie’s feet, warming them up while she knits, napping, listening to music on the record player. Padfoot balled up next to Monty on the couch, listening to him read the papers aloud and then work on his crosswords. Padfoot lying in bed next to Peter, demanding scratches while he works on homework, nuzzling him lightly whenever he seems stressed. Just… Padfoot being an overprotective, massive dog that likes to take care of his humans and be a cutie (he’s the size of a black bear, most people actually think he’s terrifying).

i think we make non-death eater pure bloods too “nice”

andromeda can love ted and not be prejudiced against him for being muggleborn, but still have some anti-muggle/squib biases. i firmly believe shes still a black through and through. she can be progressive and still carry the pride she was raised with. personally, my adromeda thinks she better than everybody, and sees a “proper” way to life. eg wanting tonks to keep her hair natural colours and her face human and use the right fork for salad godammit! she can accept her werewolf son in law but also be a difficult mother!

same goes for sirius. its canon he thinks hes better than everybody and can get away with anything. he bullied/pranked kids at hogwarts not because he was blood purist, but because he was the popular guy.

even the blood purist blacks. i think they refused to join volemort because he was some low-born wannabe sacred 28 (half blood secretly). theyre old money. theyre not on the streets killing muggleborn wizards, theyre removing squibs from the family tree and moving laws so pure bloods have more sway. they dont rally against muggles because they see them as ants.

even james’ parents. they werent blood purists, but that doesnt mean they were perfect parents. james in hogwarts was very mich the product of two eldery parents who treat their little miracle like he owns the world. i know theyd get brought into the principal’s office in kindergarten because james threw sand at a bunch of girls and pulled their hair (cuz they didnt pay attention to him) and they were like “ummm no that doesnt sound like james, our baby wouldnt do that” and then theyd get hik ice cream after

love at first sight <3 young euphemia potter [ drwisteria on ig, tt & twt ]

James: *talking about his parents love story*

Sirius: "Awwww, your parents have such a cute love story compared to mine. They just had an arranged marriage, and they're cousins, so...."

James: ...

Sirius: ...

James: ...

Sirius: "The silence is loud."

Okay but imagine one day, Arthur does this while out with Ron and Harry and a stranger goes, “Why does that one have black hair if everyone else has orange?" And Harry gets really embarrassed and starts to say, “Oh I'm not his-”

Only to get cut off by Arthur who says, “He's adopted :)"

Now imagine the same thing happening with the Potters and Sirius.

OUCH MY HEART-

You’re wrong if you think James Potter and Arthur Weasley didn’t walk around carrying a whole ass photo album of their families in their wallets 24/7. You’re wrong if you think they didn’t show off these pictures to random strangers on the street. And you’re wrong if you think they didn’t get all misty eyed because they both loved their families more than they loved life itself. 

James Potter is very scary when he's mad, but Euphemia Potter is truly TERRIFYING.