Cookie Run Theory - Blog Posts

Already posted about this on twitter but...

In Black Pearl's lobby, we can clearly see a portrait of Captain Ice Cookie...

But this ship she's floating in has clearly sunk... And in her story, it's mentioned that there are no survivors of the ships she's sunk... So that means...

And if she's dead, then most likely...

Here's a cookie run kingdom theory

GingerBrave is the reincarnation of the god of Earthbread or in this case; the dead cookie map

your regularly scheduled yaoi is proposed by my wife. i love her

ALSO i have a theory under the cut abt silent salt and my wife (when shes evil)

ok so dark enchantress cookie is a smart lady with informants all over the place. so she 100% knows everyone has been visited by their beastly pair

i cant imagine her waiting for silent salt (or imagine him going after her either hah) so this is what i think will play out >:3

dark enchantress will go searching beast yeast with her whole evil little crew. and probably her monsters that she stormed the crém republic with.

(i mean, salty is a beast she probably won't hold her punches, all things considered)

she will probably meet him in some barren land idk. but more importantly i think she will ask for him to join her!!!

she might say how she dosent need her soul jam but she needs everyones soul jam. maybe asking her beast to help colect them all for the price of hers once they over throw the witches.

(i cant imagine they actualy do that but its her plan so yk yk)

i cant imagine her actually giving up her soul jam but it might be a belivable lie for salty.

OK BUILDING OFF THIS I HAVE MORE IDEAS RAHH

so every beast has been called put by their ancient counterpart. (except holly so far but i think they might both sob abt having bad coping issues lol)

so what if silent salt is ignoring enchantress while she asks them to join team evil. maybe they even go thru the torture labrinth with salty having enchantress to self refelct making HER the one breakdown

a little switcherooo

i mean, the anchients are chill, but Lily isn't rn, so idk send her to brain explosion jail

IDK AAH

theory crafting is fun tho :3 do you guys have any guess what will happen in the liy patch because i CANT WAIT its going to be so cool i just know it