I Think I Just Cried And Hyperventilated For One Hour Forty-eight Minutes And Twelve Seconds And Then

im here because of ur trans bad kids post i feel like kristen is transfem (which sort of doesnt work with the story but its a headcanon so. shhh) and realized later in life that you can be nonbinary and trans and probably uses any pronouns (sending an ask because i dont want my mutuals to know im into d20. ok thats all bye :3) (extra note we have the same pronouns! which i think is cool)

the amount of respect I have for trans headcanons that don't make sense in the story but just Feel Right ™️ is truly unbridled. transfem kristen is so good yes, I love the idea that helio expected his chosen one to be a dudebro fratboy and he instead got a chaos gnc lesbian.

also xe/they pronouns are objectively the best ones I don't make the rules

adaine punching her dad to death "guess what bitch I'm strong now" adaine punching her dad to death "you never have to be afraid of being weak again" adaine punching her dad to death "your father hurt you and he hurt your sister and no matter what anybody fucking thinks about it guess what he never gets to hurt anybody ever again" adaine punching her dad to death ADAINE PUNCHING HER DAD TO DEATH

fuck you keen, we all say in unison

sometimes healing is forgiveness and sometimes it's devouring your dad with insect teeth from your ribcage and also biblically accurate criss angel is there yk

as a transmasc fabian headcanon truther I had so many idea of what him and pete interacting would be like and none of them were funnier than them fucking hating each other from the word go lmfao

I find it so much funnier that zudrick is in fact just a guy under his armour and not a bunch of birds. mad respect for just a guy we love just a guy

me planning my adaine fic : so ik I said my favourite thing about adaine is her rage, her refusal to become the person her parents want her to be, her constant biting back and how brave it is, but like what if I took it away in the interest of angst and self-projection. I'll give it back I swear

some days I'm so chill with being disabled like fuck yeah my wheelchair is cool and then other days I'm in so much pain I can't sit upright for more than 30 minutes and I all I want to be able to do is knit, not fucking mountain climbing or surfing or being an astronaut or whatever just literally grandma activities and my body is like nah <333

you ever just see a super niche piece of d&d advice (idek if this is the right word for it) and feel an itch in your bones to make an entire zine that's effectively an essay talking about how much you dislike it and the ableist implications of it being enforced at tables but it's just for you because you don't share your thoughts with other human beings that'd be wild and you don't particularly feel like being told it's not actually ableist and you're just oversensitive and can't take a joke today. no just me never mind dw about it

fun fact it's harder to discern the nature of reality than to see if tony danza is about but not by as much as you might think

fun fact it's actually harder to drag criss angel to hell than it is to eat your dad with your ribcage but only by a little bit