I Stand Corrected

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

Shout out to that one moot who will always like my posts no matter what (luv ya @mrcarmenile )

TUMBLR I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DO NOT FUCKING STOP SHOWING ME THE SAME DAMN POSTS OVER AND OVER

I have a genuine question, where, the fuck, are all the lesbians who are actually looking to date. I may be pretty focused on school, but I am by default an extrovert. And I am rather baffled by the distinct lack of romantically driven lesbians.

The fact that people don't think friendship is enough to justify characters doing insane acts of love for each other baffles me. Like have you never loved your friend so so much you want to live in their ribcage. Have you never been really weird about a friend. Have you never wanted to bite your friends parents or shove them down a staircase. Have you never wanted to be buried in the same grave as a friend. Have u never. How do u people live like this.

I got worse

I feel like everyone should appreciate that I could be so much worse

One of the greatest pleasures known to man is getting to ignore emails

if you could snap your fingers and be fluent in any language, which one would you choose and why?

It's a bit of a cop out, but Spanish! My mom speaks Spanish and tried to teach me when I was younger, but I was a little shit and refused.

everyone is a loser and just acts like they aren’t