Shuri Really Does Wake Up Every Day Like: "Still Alive? Welp. Time For Me To Slay The Cosmos," And Honestly

Neil Gaiman: I strongly encourage all of you to give writing a try! I loved writing Good Omens collaboratively with Terry Pratchett. It added so much depth to the story and was really enjoyable. We had so much fun using "yes, and..." interactions to further the plot. I'd definitely recommend writing with friends to anyone looking to get into writing.

Tumblr: *Develops concepts to a movie collaboratively using "yes, and..." interactions to further the plot, making media analysis more accessible to people who don't have much experience and allowing people from drastically different fandoms to interact in a new and interesting way.*

Neil Gaiman: No, not like that.

i dont like your words, funny man

I need a study on autism stat because why did my dog just eat my garlic bread and my knee-jerk reaction was to tell him that he "needed to reconsider his morals and values".

*drinks coffee and returns to factory mode*

Greetings, good sir! May I interest you in oh nope never mind, he's gone.

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Ladies, gentlemen and those of us who know better: here he is. Spiders Georg.

i am beyond the universe. i have drifted beyond your mortal obsession with “time”. i am a spaceless, shapeless entity beyond your human comprehension. tread softly upon my grave.

@carnivorous-toothache​ *vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass* yeah i could explain.

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I feel like my life would be so, so much better if I knew how to swordfight.

Delighted to inform you all that I mentioned tumblr to my 16-year-old cousin and he thought it was a dating website.