I Need A Study On Autism Stat Because Why Did My Dog Just Eat My Garlic Bread And My Knee-jerk Reaction

AND I'LL TELL IT AGAIN

‘there’s no platonic explanation for this’

buddy you wouldn’t believe what kind of platonic explanations im capable of

i dont like your words, funny man

anyone who told you much ado about nothing is good and worth watching was RIGHT and you should listen to them

Pack your bags and kiss your mother on the cheek, for not even God will survive the end of all things.

My lecturer: creates literally the worst PowerPoint I have ever seen in my life.

Also my lecturer, every 5 minutes: I'm so good at writing PowerPoints. I bet you're all so jealous of my PowerPoint writing skills.

youre all hideous fools

@carnivorous-toothache​ *vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass* yeah i could explain.

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i am beyond the universe. i have drifted beyond your mortal obsession with “time”. i am a spaceless, shapeless entity beyond your human comprehension. tread softly upon my grave.