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Slenderman: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.
Masky: What about work?
slenderman: Fine. Other work. And no TV.
Masky: My TV's broken.
Slenderman: Then no computer.
Masky: I need the computer for school.
Slenderman: Then no... uh...
[Glances at Hoodie]
slenderman: No Hoodie.
Masky: What?! No Hoodie?!
slenderman: NO Hoodie!
Say it
Hoodie: If a demon possessed me, I’d just say oh cool take it from here and good luck
Liu: My seduction style is genuinely caring about your life and just wanting you to be happy
Eyeless jack: Do you ever just get the urge to tell someone to shut up even if they’re not talking
Jeff: Can pushing people away be considered a talent because I think I’m a natural
Ben: Would you fuck a clone of yourself?
Ticci toby: Yes.
Masky: No.
Eyeless jack: I don't want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
Jane: I'm not gay, but I would totally fuck my clone.
hoodie: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
Laughing jack: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is that strong.
Nina: I'd totally want to fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.
bloody painter: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck me than me?
Homicidal liu: I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
Jason: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
Puppeteer: It's basically the same thing as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
Dollmaker: It's not the same as masturbating, it'd be like having sex with your twin — wrong and bad!
Clockwork: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil?
Jeff the killer: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.
slendeman: You guys are nasty and I'm frankly a little concerned.
Hall monitors
Masky: No running in the hallway!
Eyeless jack: Huh? What are you talking about?
hoodie, writing a ticket: Masky, is this maggot giving you lip?
Masky: We’re the new hall monitors.
Hoddie: [sticks a ticket to Ej’s head with gum]
Masky: If we catch you speeding again, you’re going downtown! We already locked up Toby for telling bad jokes.
Ticci toby, in a cardboard jail cell: Hey! Did you hear the one about the thief who stole a calendar? He got twelve months!
Ticci Toby, laughing: Get it?
Masky: That’s five more minutes, dirt bag!
Eyeless jack: Okay, okay. I’ll walk within the speed limit. I swear.
Hoodie: NO SWEARING!
Encouraging words
Ticci toby: I’m a miserable failure
Hoodie: yes you are
Ticci toby: I’ve failed my mission
Hoodie:yes you did
Ticci Toby: I could use words of encouragement
Hoodie: yes, yes you could
Insults
Hoodie: You’re stupid
Toby laughing:That’s it?
Hoodie: Give it time, It’ll eat at you
*later*
Toby: am I stupid?
Jeff:yeah, a little
Toby: Damn him
I said I won’t post here anymore but, uh I guess I’ll post here, but just fanart let’s be honest, not many people use tumblr to see oc’s art xD
I designed a Bucky hoodie and I’m obsessed
César Morales Anderson
