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TW sa (sexual assault)

Why do people think joking about sa is fucking funny? Just heard my friend partner joke about being raped by his uncle (wich they don't have)

And saying so stupid shit like "my uncle so funny he caress me in my sleep"

Honestly vini if you seeing this wich ya probably don't, fuck you

Hera, hearing Odysseus didn’t cheat on his wife:

Master list:

This is my master list of fanfics that I enjoy reading! I will continue to add to it as I read more or maybe write my own! Most of these fanfictions are of ao3 or tumblr

Rick Sanchez x Reader:

Ricky Doll by rickssugarplum: You’ve missed Rick for so long and you have a Rick Plushie to fill the void. Rick finds out.

Rest Easy by sammys_lover: You’re frightened by a storm that’s way too huge for your liking. 

Innuendos by Hoodoo:  You just needed to get some grocery shopping done. Rick turned it into a thing.

Long:

F*CKING YOUNG / PERFECT by baconprincess:  The Smith-Sanchez family meets the new neighbors. (11 Chapters, but unfinished)

Curiosity by PsychoLolita: You get swept into Rick and Morty’s lives thanks to a favor from Beth. It isn’t until you see Rick using his trusty portal gun that you decide to find out for yourself just what kind of scientist Rick Sanchez is. Along the way, you find yourself falling for Rick’s unorthodox ways and personality. Even though he seems disinterested in you, it all feels like a strange deja vu. On the other hand, Rick knows something that you don’t, and wants to keep it from you (and Morty) at all costs. Will things go completely awry, or will you settle with what the future holds? (15 Chapters, but unfinished)

Rick Sanchez x Reader (Smut):

…the line broke, the monkey got choked… by Hoodoo: You catch sight of an old guy with a Mohawk. He catches sight of you too, and makes a daring suggestion.

Heat Wave by Hoodoo: It’s too damn hot. You decide to surprise Rick in his garage with some sexy times. Maybe that’ll cool things off?

Honey, I’m Home by daddyzanchez: You knew the sound of a portal opening in your sleep, could recognise it in a crowd and it made you giddy. Rick being home after a long adventure with Morty meant that he was short on a dose of you, making him a little rougher than usual, and you loved it.

Interrupted Plans by daddyzanchez: Rick portals home briefly (despite having plans) to take care of you. 

Slow Sex or Mushy Pancakes by daddyzanchez: Rick gets pissy about having to choose between sex or mushy pancakes, so he chooses the next best: A quickie and non-mushy pancakes. 

Did You Read It In Cosmopolitan? by daddyzanchez:  Rick is away on adventures a lot, making your sex-life consist of a little too many quickies. You want slow for once - you’ll never believe what happens next!

More Than Just A Dance by daddyzanchez: Your apartment is in for a Spring cleaning, so when you are mopping the floor whilst shaking your ass to a groovy beat, Rick sees you and orders a dance for himself. 

Steampunked by Hoodoo: Rick and reader get dolled up, but sneak away from festivities for some naughty fun. 

Good Vibes by rick-frickers: Written from a request: Can you do a Rick/Reader fic incorporating a vibrator?

There’s a first time for everything by ricks-frickers: Written from a request: Please write one of your sexyass female self-inserts of Rick taking a young woman’s virginity

Provocateur by PsychoLolita:  Rick wants to spoil you on an expensive lingerie shopping trip when decides he can’t take the heat anymore, and pulls you into a dressing room stall for a little fun.

Hard Candy by PsychoLolita: You and Rick Sanchez have been flirting for months. When you pay him a visit this time, he’s working on a “special candy for Summer” that he insists you don’t touch. But how can you resist trying one when he isn’t looking? You can’t- and he’s the only one who can quench your thirst after you realize the candy was actually an aphrodisiac.

Tequila Sunrise by PsychoLolita: You’re secretly into some kinky stuff, but you’re too shy about it to bring it out on your own. Rick C137 knows exactly what to do. 

A Woman’s Place by rehpicllib: Rick’s kind of sexist. But still manages to fuck you up.

You Asked For It by Hoodoo: You make a request of Rick: can you have a night of hardcore fluffy sex? Can he do that? And then contrariwise, what about the opposite of hardcore fluff sex? Chapter 2. Requests from an ask, first chapter fluffy sex, second chapter hardcore sex (with detoxified Rick and Toxic Rick) (2 Chapters)

Up In The Air daddyzanchez: Your job as a flight attendant suddenly gets a little more exciting (and shameful) as a tall, strange man with spiky blue hair gets onboard… (4 Chapters, but unfinished) 

Extra Credit by GoldenSnowflake: As the clanking of plates and silverware gathering food filled the air, a tall, slim figure swept into the room and took the chair opposite of mine. He stared and I blinked at him, my fork in my mouth. “Who’s this?”“We’re partners for a project,” Summer muttered as if he should’ve known better, despite the fact it didn’t seem like she warned anybody that I was coming over at all.

Sext by Hoodoo: Rick got a piercing. It’s wrecked a month’s worth of havoc on his sex life, until tonight.

Hair-pulling+ by Hoodoo: A short, filthy fic about being fucked from behind by Rick, with him holding onto my ponytail. Just some nice hair pulling and dirty talk.

Mint Chocolate Chip by Hoodoo:  It’s summer and it’s too hot. Ice cream should make it better.

Erotic Advent by Hoodoo:  24 days of new sex toys for Rick/reader!

Zero G by Hoodoo: You always wanted to have sex in anti-gravity. Rick makes that happen.

Focused on masterbaiting:

Tracker by NikkiDoodle:  Rick catches you during your alone time. But how does he know what you’re up to? 

Desperate But So Far Away by daddyzanchez: Rick is not able to be reached right now which is a bummer. You have had your hand in your pants for an hour or more but your orgasm was just not happening. 

Better Than Fantasy by NamelyCranberries: Rick catches you masturbating. Lend a Hand by deliciousdeaddove:  You walk in on something interesting… 

House sitter by deliciousdeaddove:  You’re watching the Smith’s house while they’re out of town. Your mind drifts to one of the usual occupants and you become carried away. Then you’re caught. 

Caught Rick-Handed by CrazyRaynebow:  Rick walks in on Reader masturbating and well… what else is there to say?

Focused on eating out:

Originality - A New Year’s Eve Story by daddyzanchez:  How does one enter the new year with Rick Sanchez? A Slip Of The Tongue by daddyzanchez: It took a moment before you realised what you had just said but when you did, your heart dropped and it felt like a train was hitting you at maximum speed. Distractions by rick-frickers: Written from a request: reader/Rick with reader as Morty’s tutor or something and the tutor and Rick have been flirting (which Morty notices) and Rick goes under the table and goes down on tutor and she’s gotta play it cool so Morty doesn’t notice and Rick’s really into it but also wants the girl to make a lot of noise so she’ll feel embarrassed. And later the reader gets her revenge and does the same to Rick when he’s in the garage or something! 

Period:

Monthly by NikkiDoodle: You’re on your period and hate it. But that didn’t stop Rick. (3 Chapters)

Bloodhound by Jinkies_Lydia:  This story is about period sex. If that is not your thing turn around now. Takes place after season 2 episode 7, “Big Trouble in Little Sanchez”. The Reader comes onto Rick at her bloodiest time of the month after a wild ride previously with Rick after killing his other clone bodies, drenched in his own blood. 

Monthly by GoldenSnowflake: “She’ll be watching the house while we’re gone,” Beth explained pleasantly.Long limbs draped across the back of the sofa and the coffee table, Rick looked at me with the barest hint of interest. “She’s cute,” he assessed, turning back to the television. “Just make sure she stays the hell away from the garage.” A little odd or not, the Smiths paying to housesit while they’re gone is nothing less than perfect timing. Except for the fact that Mother Nature doesn’t care whose life she’s ruining. Oh, and neither does Rick.

‼️ATTENTION TUMBLR USERS‼️

📺 🚨 Emergency Broadcast 🚨 📺

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

Please reblog, this could really help someone

trish una scene style

Gals! ♡ vol. 1 - 10 cover art

Hiiii can i request an Erwin x reader fluff in modern au 👉👈 i love your writing!!! Keep it up!

I've been getting a lot of Erwin reqs lol you guys really are simps for him. Thank you for requesting, i hope you'd like it! ❤

- 7 Days a Week -

scenario: Erwin and his s/o enjoying their Sunday to the fullest

Sunday.

Erwin loves it for so many reasons.

He's able to wake up later than 7 AM, still in pajamas and having a bed hair.

He's not glued to electronic devices which he usually kept around him for recent updates on the company.

He doesn't need to put on his suffocating formal attires and eat take-aways his secretary buys for him at lunch or dinner.

More than anything, he finally has the time to be with you all day.

He won't let his work interrupts him on Sundays.

The morning sun floods the entire house. Sizzling sounds coming from the kitchen along with the smell of something being grilled awaken his senses.

Erwin yawned and stretched his arms above the head before walking over to where you were. He noticed you were still in your night gown, wearing an apron. You were too focused on the pan to not realize the man was already behind you.

He wrapped his big arms around your waist, causing you to flinch at his sudden presence.

"Erwin!"

"Good morning," he greeted in his soft, low voice to your ear then resting his head on your shoulder.

You let him clung onto you like a giant koala as you kept cooking the bacons. You could feel him planting kisses on top of your head, neck, cheeks and even stole some from your lips.

"You're distracting me."

"You were always distracted by me."

You only huffed. Erwin kissed you one last time before he settled down on the dining table. French toast. Scrambled eggs. Milk. Also coffee. A typical breakfast but Erwin absolutely loves them; because you made it.

He sipped on his coffee as you put the freshly fried bacons on his plate. He was smiling from ear-to-ear like a little kid who gets excited on their mother’s cooking. 

“Why do you look so happy?” you looked at him with a confused expression. He only shrugged his shoulders off as he digged in his food, still smiling. Well, you know why.

Your husband is such a workaholic, can’t be helped since he’s the CEO of his own company. During weekdays, he always comes home late when the lights are all off and quietly gets on the bed, careful not to wake you up then he'd leave early for work on the next day.

You understand him completely even though sometimes you could see him feel bad for spending less time with you. It was indeed lonely at certain times, but looking at how his actions melt you like he did today, it's become bearable.

Erwin doesn't leave your side for the entire day. The two of you shower together, clean the house, watch movies while his head resting on your lap, try on new recipes resulting in flour all over his face, play board games, ride on bikes in the afternoon.

Simple activities but hold thousands of meaning, especially when he does it with you.

When the night arrived, he buried your body in his warm embrace, legs tangled. His eyes always never leave yours. He caressed your face and down to your collarbones, then he stroked your hair, curling it randomly.

He didn’t say a word, only looking at you while doing his things.

“Hey, what’s with the long face?” you break off the silence, noticing his gloomy look.

"I wish tomorrow never comes."

"You say that every week, always in this exact moment," you poked his nose. "I actually... got something to tell you."

"What is it?" he was amused.

You reached out for the drawer that comes with the nightstand just beside the bed, you opened it and grabbed something before closing it back.

You sat on the bed nervously, letting out a deep sigh. "I just found out a few days ago and i know i should have told you right away, but i guess today is also... okay?" you laughed awkwardly.

Erwin nodded. "Fine, what is it?"

You exhaled one more time and handed him the thing.

A pregnancy test strip.

Two lines appeared.

"No way..." his eyes widened, glancing at you and the thing in his hand repeteadly. He was totally surprised.

"So...?"

He pulled his shirt up over his face and he started to sob. Your heart melted at his sheer elation as the dad-to-be broke down in tears and pulled him into a hug, tapping his back.

"I promise i-i.. i will take a lot day offs," he stuttered which gave you a huge laugh.

"Once you're a father, you will have plenty of Sundays."

He nodded eagerly as you kissed his crying face. You didn't expect this side of Erwin would come out.

You do know that he's going to be a real family man and will not just love Sunday in particular, but 7 days a week because his and your little bundle of joy will be here very soon to create a lively atmosphere...

Every single day.

put your head on my lap.

↦ pairing(s): erwin smith x reader

↦ word count: 1.2k

↦ anon request: 

[plus] Then thinking hes fallen asleep you traced his face features and spluttered some bullshit about how you love him or described how you just love his eyebrows earning him to chuckle so you blushed all hellish red and playfully smack him on his chest/shoulder!!! (Yeah no dick sucking this time just pure bliss of heavenly fluff) (2)

↦ author’s note(s): for my erwin simp ♡ (i added something else too bc 🤩) i hope you like it !!! (ngl i couldn’t post this bc i had no proper title for it but here we are🚶🏻‍♀️)

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Erwin sat around the table, his hands clasped together as he listened the other soldiers voicing out their grievances. He’d occasionally write them down on his notes, nodding away, taking mental notes until the next soldier complains again. It went on until everybody in their table got to say something, which ended with their Commander sighing deeply. He could feel his body shutting down, exhaustion spreading on his body but he tried to not show it. Finally, they all stood and the meeting is finished. 

Erwin stayed there for a few minutes, just staring into the window, then back to the notes. He is so exhausted, sighing deeply here and there, his mind closing in and his thoughts buzzing with silence. 

If he could just take a nap, that would be good, he thought. 

Continuar lendo

jjba masterlist ✧˖*°࿐

jjba masterlist!!! enjoy :) requests are currently open for naruto/jjba

🌜- SFW 🍡- NSFW

Headcanons:

🌜 how they kiss you, giorno, mista, bucciarati, abbacchio, naracia 🍡 nsfw alphabet, jotaro

One Shots:

🌜 will you sleep with me?, bucciarati x reader 🍡 will you sleep with me?, bucciarati x reader 🍡 you're beautiful, bucciarati x reader 🍡 we're just friends, jotaro x reader 🍡 taking your virginity, diavolo x reader 🍡 "you're so needy", dio x reader

Master list:

This is my master list of fanfics that I enjoy reading! I will continue to add to it as I read more or maybe write my own! Most of these fanfictions are of ao3 or tumblr

Rick Sanchez x Reader:

Ricky Doll by rickssugarplum: You’ve missed Rick for so long and you have a Rick Plushie to fill the void. Rick finds out.

Rest Easy by sammys_lover: You’re frightened by a storm that’s way too huge for your liking. 

Innuendos by Hoodoo:  You just needed to get some grocery shopping done. Rick turned it into a thing.

Long:

F*CKING YOUNG / PERFECT by baconprincess:  The Smith-Sanchez family meets the new neighbors. (11 Chapters, but unfinished)

Curiosity by PsychoLolita: You get swept into Rick and Morty’s lives thanks to a favor from Beth. It isn’t until you see Rick using his trusty portal gun that you decide to find out for yourself just what kind of scientist Rick Sanchez is. Along the way, you find yourself falling for Rick’s unorthodox ways and personality. Even though he seems disinterested in you, it all feels like a strange deja vu. On the other hand, Rick knows something that you don’t, and wants to keep it from you (and Morty) at all costs. Will things go completely awry, or will you settle with what the future holds? (15 Chapters, but unfinished)

Rick Sanchez x Reader (Smut):

…the line broke, the monkey got choked… by Hoodoo: You catch sight of an old guy with a Mohawk. He catches sight of you too, and makes a daring suggestion.

Heat Wave by Hoodoo: It’s too damn hot. You decide to surprise Rick in his garage with some sexy times. Maybe that’ll cool things off?

Honey, I’m Home by daddyzanchez: You knew the sound of a portal opening in your sleep, could recognise it in a crowd and it made you giddy. Rick being home after a long adventure with Morty meant that he was short on a dose of you, making him a little rougher than usual, and you loved it.

Interrupted Plans by daddyzanchez: Rick portals home briefly (despite having plans) to take care of you. 

Slow Sex or Mushy Pancakes by daddyzanchez: Rick gets pissy about having to choose between sex or mushy pancakes, so he chooses the next best: A quickie and non-mushy pancakes. 

Did You Read It In Cosmopolitan? by daddyzanchez:  Rick is away on adventures a lot, making your sex-life consist of a little too many quickies. You want slow for once - you’ll never believe what happens next!

More Than Just A Dance by daddyzanchez: Your apartment is in for a Spring cleaning, so when you are mopping the floor whilst shaking your ass to a groovy beat, Rick sees you and orders a dance for himself. 

Steampunked by Hoodoo: Rick and reader get dolled up, but sneak away from festivities for some naughty fun. 

Good Vibes by rick-frickers: Written from a request: Can you do a Rick/Reader fic incorporating a vibrator?

There’s a first time for everything by ricks-frickers: Written from a request: Please write one of your sexyass female self-inserts of Rick taking a young woman’s virginity

Provocateur by PsychoLolita:  Rick wants to spoil you on an expensive lingerie shopping trip when decides he can’t take the heat anymore, and pulls you into a dressing room stall for a little fun.

Hard Candy by PsychoLolita: You and Rick Sanchez have been flirting for months. When you pay him a visit this time, he’s working on a “special candy for Summer” that he insists you don’t touch. But how can you resist trying one when he isn’t looking? You can’t- and he’s the only one who can quench your thirst after you realize the candy was actually an aphrodisiac.

Tequila Sunrise by PsychoLolita: You’re secretly into some kinky stuff, but you’re too shy about it to bring it out on your own. Rick C137 knows exactly what to do. 

A Woman’s Place by rehpicllib: Rick’s kind of sexist. But still manages to fuck you up.

You Asked For It by Hoodoo: You make a request of Rick: can you have a night of hardcore fluffy sex? Can he do that? And then contrariwise, what about the opposite of hardcore fluff sex? Chapter 2. Requests from an ask, first chapter fluffy sex, second chapter hardcore sex (with detoxified Rick and Toxic Rick) (2 Chapters)

Up In The Air daddyzanchez: Your job as a flight attendant suddenly gets a little more exciting (and shameful) as a tall, strange man with spiky blue hair gets onboard… (4 Chapters, but unfinished) 

Extra Credit by GoldenSnowflake: As the clanking of plates and silverware gathering food filled the air, a tall, slim figure swept into the room and took the chair opposite of mine. He stared and I blinked at him, my fork in my mouth. “Who’s this?”“We’re partners for a project,” Summer muttered as if he should’ve known better, despite the fact it didn’t seem like she warned anybody that I was coming over at all.

Sext by Hoodoo: Rick got a piercing. It’s wrecked a month’s worth of havoc on his sex life, until tonight.

Hair-pulling+ by Hoodoo: A short, filthy fic about being fucked from behind by Rick, with him holding onto my ponytail. Just some nice hair pulling and dirty talk.

Mint Chocolate Chip by Hoodoo:  It’s summer and it’s too hot. Ice cream should make it better.

Erotic Advent by Hoodoo:  24 days of new sex toys for Rick/reader!

Zero G by Hoodoo: You always wanted to have sex in anti-gravity. Rick makes that happen.

Focused on masterbaiting:

Tracker by NikkiDoodle:  Rick catches you during your alone time. But how does he know what you’re up to? 

Desperate But So Far Away by daddyzanchez: Rick is not able to be reached right now which is a bummer. You have had your hand in your pants for an hour or more but your orgasm was just not happening. 

Better Than Fantasy by NamelyCranberries: Rick catches you masturbating. Lend a Hand by deliciousdeaddove:  You walk in on something interesting… 

House sitter by deliciousdeaddove:  You’re watching the Smith’s house while they’re out of town. Your mind drifts to one of the usual occupants and you become carried away. Then you’re caught. 

Caught Rick-Handed by CrazyRaynebow:  Rick walks in on Reader masturbating and well… what else is there to say?

Focused on eating out:

Originality - A New Year’s Eve Story by daddyzanchez:  How does one enter the new year with Rick Sanchez? A Slip Of The Tongue by daddyzanchez: It took a moment before you realised what you had just said but when you did, your heart dropped and it felt like a train was hitting you at maximum speed. Distractions by rick-frickers: Written from a request: reader/Rick with reader as Morty’s tutor or something and the tutor and Rick have been flirting (which Morty notices) and Rick goes under the table and goes down on tutor and she’s gotta play it cool so Morty doesn’t notice and Rick’s really into it but also wants the girl to make a lot of noise so she’ll feel embarrassed. And later the reader gets her revenge and does the same to Rick when he’s in the garage or something! 

Period:

Monthly by NikkiDoodle: You’re on your period and hate it. But that didn’t stop Rick. (3 Chapters)

Bloodhound by Jinkies_Lydia:  This story is about period sex. If that is not your thing turn around now. Takes place after season 2 episode 7, “Big Trouble in Little Sanchez”. The Reader comes onto Rick at her bloodiest time of the month after a wild ride previously with Rick after killing his other clone bodies, drenched in his own blood. 

Monthly by GoldenSnowflake: “She’ll be watching the house while we’re gone,” Beth explained pleasantly.Long limbs draped across the back of the sofa and the coffee table, Rick looked at me with the barest hint of interest. “She’s cute,” he assessed, turning back to the television. “Just make sure she stays the hell away from the garage.” A little odd or not, the Smiths paying to housesit while they’re gone is nothing less than perfect timing. Except for the fact that Mother Nature doesn’t care whose life she’s ruining. Oh, and neither does Rick.

FELIZ DIA DOS PAISGALERA BRASILEIRA SEM PAI🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 HOJE É SO BEBEDEIRA CHORO E TRISTEZA

I'm going crazy everyday that passes dear brazilian comrades instead of following gringos stupid trends and and being gross like why don't you guys worry about what's happening in you guys country like: racism,transphobia,homophobia,politics problem preconceit with other religions that aren't Christianity BUT NO you guys prefer to follow gringos and being stupid. Like wtf is wrong with yall ???? Shipping a child and a adult???? Shipping Sibling’s Shipping fucking rape victims with their abusers. Go find something else to cure your "traumas" instead of harming yourself and others more

Sincerely-a brazilian that hopes humanity ends soon

Puta que pariu vai se fuder odeio comshipper e proshipper "Ah mas é fictício" existe uma porra de uma palavra chamada "representação" que significa algo que representa asbvezes representa uma etnia um lugar e até mesmo uma faixa etária e não importa se for fictício ainda está representando um menor de idade "Ah mas eu sou por causa de trauma" porra existe tantos meios saudáveis e não maléficos que realmente funcionam,terapia de exposição não funciona desse jeito e isso não vai te ajudar só vai piorar seus traumas e talvez criando mais traumas, sem falar que você vai estar dando palco e visibilidade pra pedofilos estupradores e incestuosos,enfim procure jeitos melhores de mecanismos de defesa pq a vida humana tá começando a parecer um erro

I made a drawing of my kny oc (but idk how to draw in kny style) also omg it's a year that im on tumblr??? Danm (also sorry if it's bad haven't draw since forever)

New and old version

New:

Old:

Kokushibo & Muzan x Oiran! Female! Listener

What are these two old men planning? 😏

*Slight NSFW!

This is much longer than i expected it to be! 😅 (This was originally an anonymous ask, but my ask box has been a little funky so I'm uploading it separately!)

Mentions of Kidnapping! No dubious consent here since listener is an oiran hehe 😈

Hope you enjoyed!

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Master list:

This is my master list of fanfics that I enjoy reading! I will continue to add to it as I read more or maybe write my own! Most of these fanfictions are of ao3 or tumblr

Rick Sanchez x Reader:

Ricky Doll by rickssugarplum: You’ve missed Rick for so long and you have a Rick Plushie to fill the void. Rick finds out.

Rest Easy by sammys_lover: You’re frightened by a storm that’s way too huge for your liking. 

Innuendos by Hoodoo:  You just needed to get some grocery shopping done. Rick turned it into a thing.

Long:

F*CKING YOUNG / PERFECT by baconprincess:  The Smith-Sanchez family meets the new neighbors. (11 Chapters, but unfinished)

Curiosity by PsychoLolita: You get swept into Rick and Morty’s lives thanks to a favor from Beth. It isn’t until you see Rick using his trusty portal gun that you decide to find out for yourself just what kind of scientist Rick Sanchez is. Along the way, you find yourself falling for Rick’s unorthodox ways and personality. Even though he seems disinterested in you, it all feels like a strange deja vu. On the other hand, Rick knows something that you don’t, and wants to keep it from you (and Morty) at all costs. Will things go completely awry, or will you settle with what the future holds? (15 Chapters, but unfinished)

Rick Sanchez x Reader (Smut):

…the line broke, the monkey got choked… by Hoodoo: You catch sight of an old guy with a Mohawk. He catches sight of you too, and makes a daring suggestion.

Heat Wave by Hoodoo: It’s too damn hot. You decide to surprise Rick in his garage with some sexy times. Maybe that’ll cool things off?

Honey, I’m Home by daddyzanchez: You knew the sound of a portal opening in your sleep, could recognise it in a crowd and it made you giddy. Rick being home after a long adventure with Morty meant that he was short on a dose of you, making him a little rougher than usual, and you loved it.

Interrupted Plans by daddyzanchez: Rick portals home briefly (despite having plans) to take care of you. 

Slow Sex or Mushy Pancakes by daddyzanchez: Rick gets pissy about having to choose between sex or mushy pancakes, so he chooses the next best: A quickie and non-mushy pancakes. 

Did You Read It In Cosmopolitan? by daddyzanchez:  Rick is away on adventures a lot, making your sex-life consist of a little too many quickies. You want slow for once - you’ll never believe what happens next!

More Than Just A Dance by daddyzanchez: Your apartment is in for a Spring cleaning, so when you are mopping the floor whilst shaking your ass to a groovy beat, Rick sees you and orders a dance for himself. 

Steampunked by Hoodoo: Rick and reader get dolled up, but sneak away from festivities for some naughty fun. 

Good Vibes by rick-frickers: Written from a request: Can you do a Rick/Reader fic incorporating a vibrator?

There’s a first time for everything by ricks-frickers: Written from a request: Please write one of your sexyass female self-inserts of Rick taking a young woman’s virginity

Provocateur by PsychoLolita:  Rick wants to spoil you on an expensive lingerie shopping trip when decides he can’t take the heat anymore, and pulls you into a dressing room stall for a little fun.

Hard Candy by PsychoLolita: You and Rick Sanchez have been flirting for months. When you pay him a visit this time, he’s working on a “special candy for Summer” that he insists you don’t touch. But how can you resist trying one when he isn’t looking? You can’t- and he’s the only one who can quench your thirst after you realize the candy was actually an aphrodisiac.

Tequila Sunrise by PsychoLolita: You’re secretly into some kinky stuff, but you’re too shy about it to bring it out on your own. Rick C137 knows exactly what to do. 

A Woman’s Place by rehpicllib: Rick’s kind of sexist. But still manages to fuck you up.

You Asked For It by Hoodoo: You make a request of Rick: can you have a night of hardcore fluffy sex? Can he do that? And then contrariwise, what about the opposite of hardcore fluff sex? Chapter 2. Requests from an ask, first chapter fluffy sex, second chapter hardcore sex (with detoxified Rick and Toxic Rick) (2 Chapters)

Up In The Air daddyzanchez: Your job as a flight attendant suddenly gets a little more exciting (and shameful) as a tall, strange man with spiky blue hair gets onboard… (4 Chapters, but unfinished) 

Extra Credit by GoldenSnowflake: As the clanking of plates and silverware gathering food filled the air, a tall, slim figure swept into the room and took the chair opposite of mine. He stared and I blinked at him, my fork in my mouth. “Who’s this?”“We’re partners for a project,” Summer muttered as if he should’ve known better, despite the fact it didn’t seem like she warned anybody that I was coming over at all.

Sext by Hoodoo: Rick got a piercing. It’s wrecked a month’s worth of havoc on his sex life, until tonight.

Hair-pulling+ by Hoodoo: A short, filthy fic about being fucked from behind by Rick, with him holding onto my ponytail. Just some nice hair pulling and dirty talk.

Mint Chocolate Chip by Hoodoo:  It’s summer and it’s too hot. Ice cream should make it better.

Erotic Advent by Hoodoo:  24 days of new sex toys for Rick/reader!

Zero G by Hoodoo: You always wanted to have sex in anti-gravity. Rick makes that happen.

Focused on masterbaiting:

Tracker by NikkiDoodle:  Rick catches you during your alone time. But how does he know what you’re up to? 

Desperate But So Far Away by daddyzanchez: Rick is not able to be reached right now which is a bummer. You have had your hand in your pants for an hour or more but your orgasm was just not happening. 

Better Than Fantasy by NamelyCranberries: Rick catches you masturbating. Lend a Hand by deliciousdeaddove:  You walk in on something interesting… 

House sitter by deliciousdeaddove:  You’re watching the Smith’s house while they’re out of town. Your mind drifts to one of the usual occupants and you become carried away. Then you’re caught. 

Caught Rick-Handed by CrazyRaynebow:  Rick walks in on Reader masturbating and well… what else is there to say?

Focused on eating out:

Originality - A New Year’s Eve Story by daddyzanchez:  How does one enter the new year with Rick Sanchez? A Slip Of The Tongue by daddyzanchez: It took a moment before you realised what you had just said but when you did, your heart dropped and it felt like a train was hitting you at maximum speed. Distractions by rick-frickers: Written from a request: reader/Rick with reader as Morty’s tutor or something and the tutor and Rick have been flirting (which Morty notices) and Rick goes under the table and goes down on tutor and she’s gotta play it cool so Morty doesn’t notice and Rick’s really into it but also wants the girl to make a lot of noise so she’ll feel embarrassed. And later the reader gets her revenge and does the same to Rick when he’s in the garage or something! 

Period:

Monthly by NikkiDoodle: You’re on your period and hate it. But that didn’t stop Rick. (3 Chapters)

Bloodhound by Jinkies_Lydia:  This story is about period sex. If that is not your thing turn around now. Takes place after season 2 episode 7, “Big Trouble in Little Sanchez”. The Reader comes onto Rick at her bloodiest time of the month after a wild ride previously with Rick after killing his other clone bodies, drenched in his own blood. 

Monthly by GoldenSnowflake: “She’ll be watching the house while we’re gone,” Beth explained pleasantly.Long limbs draped across the back of the sofa and the coffee table, Rick looked at me with the barest hint of interest. “She’s cute,” he assessed, turning back to the television. “Just make sure she stays the hell away from the garage.” A little odd or not, the Smiths paying to housesit while they’re gone is nothing less than perfect timing. Except for the fact that Mother Nature doesn’t care whose life she’s ruining. Oh, and neither does Rick.

Day 5 | Erwin Smith | Kinktober 2021

kinktober 2021 masterlist

5th October - Size Kink

paring: werewolf erwin smith x f!reader

summary: upon discovering the commanders secret, you escape into the forest. a fight for your life becomes a bit more than what you expected.

words: 5.3k

warnings: no spoilers for any season, 18+, smut, size kink (obvs), bulge kink, predator/prey vibes, manipulation, kinda-monster fucking, descriptions of physical transformation, choking, praise, blood and wounding.

← day four | voyeurism | ryomen sukuna        day six | daddy kink | akitaru obi →

It was the biggest mistake of your life, walking into the Commander’s office that late at night.

Despite your growing adoration for the man your intentions had been completely innocent, it was a simple question about the upcoming mission in a few weeks.

With a wary glance out of his large glass window, he promised you a few minutes of his time. A few minutes had turned into an hour very easily - you really shouldn’t have got him talking about his strategies, that was the best way to make him lose track of time.

A gaunt expression had come over him when he stopped talking mid-sentence, immediately you’d been concerned about him, “Are you okay?” you asked when a large hand clutched his jaw.

You’d asked him so sweetly, and your empathetic eyes studied him with such worry that guilt instantly washed over him.

How could he be so foolish as to lose track of time? Especially on a full moon!

“Out!” he barked at you, pointing a long finger towards the door that led to your safety. His unexpected aggression had thrown you slightly and you were rightly shocked at his uncharacteristic tone.

Continuar lendo

Masterlist: Slenderman

🔞 = Smut || 🔂 = Poly || * = Requested

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5 Sentence Excerpts #1

Drabble: Slenderman x Reader- 'He keeps you in a box by the bed, alive but just barely.'

Drabble: Slenderman x Reader- Long Distance trope and Old Married Couple trope mixed.

Drabble Set: MultiVillains x Reader- Inspired by 'Marry Me' by Thomas Rhett.

*Headcanons: General HC's.

*Headcanons: MultiVillains x Reader- Getting an Ultrasound.

Headcanons: Slender Brothers and Female Beauty Practises Used in the Middle Ages.

*Headcanons: Slenderman x Dominant!Male!Reader.

Headcanons: Slender Brothers x Reader- Mating Season 🔞.

*Headcanons: Slender Brothers x Reader: Them getting teased for their feelings by another Pasta.

*Headcanons: Yandere!Slenderman x Reader.

Imagine: Slender Brothers x Reader Soulmate AU.

Imagine: Slender Brothers Protecting reader from a Slasher.

Oneshot: Horror Villains / Slenderman and Seedeater x Reader- 'Into the Unknown'.

*Smushot: InHeat!Slenderman x AFAB!Reader 🔞.

Distractions...👀 Stardust Crusaders x Reader

Request - text chat with the crusaders and y/n over who has the best ass??

A/n - Graphic design is my burden...I just like there being something to distinguish between posts....

Slashers Masterlist

Last Updated 8/10/22

NSFW*

Michael Myers

Michael Myers*

Michael comes home from a long day of hunting and needs to release some pent up anger.

What board games you like to play

Slashers as gifs* Slashers Reaction To You Having A Wet Dream* Brahms and Michael and Their Pregnant S/O Slashers Reactions To You Dressing Up As Them You Dress Up In A Scandalous Outfit For Halloween

Jason Voorhees

Jason Voorhees as your boyfriend

What board games you like to play

Slashers as gifs*

Aspero*

Jason had been paranoid all night so to take his mind off things you decide to help him out in other ways.

Slashers Reactions To You Dressing Up As Them

Slasher's Reaction to You Getting Their Name Tattooed

You Dress Up In A Scandalous Outfit For Halloween

Brahms Heelshire

What board games you like to play

Slashers as gifs* Vigilantes*

Brahms catches you masturbating but instead of calling you out, he watches from inside the walls.

Pasta No Water?

Brahms tries to make dinner but fails miserably.

Handsy*

Brahms gets a bit handsy.

Foggy Eyes*

Brahms gets horny laying next to you.

Giving Them Blowjobs* Slashers With A Needy And Desperate S/O*

Brahms and Sex Toys*

Booty Call, But Not*

Malcolm gives you a call, but of course, Brahms can't leave you alone.

The Baddest of Them All*

Brahms gets the special toy because of his naughty behaviour.

Brahms with a Dom!S/O* Waking the Slasher up With Head* Slasher's Reaction to Their S/O Wearing a Tight Dress* Slashers Reaction To You Having A Wet Dream* Slashers Reaction To Their S/O Riding Them* Brahms and Michael and Their Pregnant S/O You catch them 🤜🥩 Slashers Reactions To You Dressing Up As Them Cuddling With The Slashers Slashers And The Gifts They Give You Face Sitting With A Fem!S/O Slasher's Reaction to You Getting Their Name Tattooed

Freddy Krueger

Slashers as gifs*

Bo Sinclair

Bo Sinclair with a model S/O

Slashers as gifs*

Victima*

after the victims are a bit too chatty with you Bo kills them and then deals with you afterwards.

Castra*

A camping trip gone wrong. Bo spares you, to an extent.

Double Trouble*

some double penetration from Bo and Vincent.

Lemonade and Fruit*

Bo Bends You Over A Car And Goes Wild

Giving Them Blowjobs* Slashers With A Needy And Desperate S/O* Waking the Slasher up With Head* Slasher's Reaction to Their S/O Wearing a Tight Dress* Slashers Reaction To Their S/O Riding Them* You catch them 🤜🥩 You Dress Up In A Scandalous Outfit For Halloween Cuddling With The Slashers Watching And Finishing

You and Bo do the sexual not knowing that your boyfriend, Vincent is watching.

Face Sitting With A Fem!S/O

Slasher's Reaction to You Getting Their Name Tattooed

Vincent Sinclair

Slashers as gifs*

Double Trouble*

some double penetration from Bo and Vincent.

Perfect Model Student*

you come across one of Vincent’s art works and get jealous leading to you modeling for Vincent instead.

Giving Them Blowjobs* Slashers With A Needy And Desperate S/O* Watching And Finishing

You and Bo do the sexual not knowing that your boyfriend, Vincent is watching.

Slashers And The Gifts They Give You

You Dress Up In A Scandalous Outfit For Halloween

Billy Loomis

Exspiravit*

billy fucks you in the bathroom.

Billy Loomis*

billy had taken an interest in you. You go to your friends only to find them all dead. and Billy’s the only one there.

Usus Est

Billy manipulates you into thinking your special

Thomas Hewitt

Slashers With A Needy And Desperate S/O*

Unleashed* Waking the Slasher up With Head* Slasher's Reaction to Their S/O Wearing a Tight Dress* Slashers Reaction To You Having A Wet Dream* You catch them 🤜🥩 Cuddling With The Slashers

Art The Clown

Garbage Gifts

Art The Clown is a gift giver, what’s more to say.

Taking Out His Emotions

This takes place after the first movie where Art supposedly 'dies'.

Slashers Reactions To You Dressing Up As Them

You Dress Up In A Scandalous Outfit For Halloween

Art Dancing

Cuddling With The Slashers

Origami Swan

Slashers And The Gifts They Give You

anonymity

You're a worker at a glory hole, and as the night ends, you're the only person left, but there's one more person to tend to.

Face Sitting With A Fem!S/O

Time of the month

I mean this in no slander way, but the clones may know about sex and etc, but they definitely are dumb ass hell to a period lmfao. They are clones after not really like the other demons too lmfao

Warnings: fem!reader, fluff & smut, periods, oral (reader receiving), hunger impulses, humor

Aizetsu

Aizetsu could tell someone wasn't right with you for the past few days. He explained that a demon is able to sense the hormone changes in a human, but he couldn't really make out what it is. When Aizetsu smelled blood from you, he almost panicked. "Y/n, where are you hurt?" He asked, holding your face looking around your neck and chest.

You giggled. "I'm not hurt. Why are you assuming that?" You asked "I smell blood from you" Aizetsu says almost crying and looking around your body "don't hide your pain from me it makes me sad when you do" Aizetsu kept checking until he squats down to your lower half and smelled where the blood was coming from.

You took a step back a bit nervously. "Aizetsu... I'm just on my period. Do you not know what that means?" You asked, and he just shook his head, no in response. From that day, you had to explain to Aizetsu what a period is and how it's very common for women to have one and anyone with a uterus, and he was able to understand.

You couldn't stop Aizetsu hunger when your period came. "Y/n, I'm so hungry. Please let me eat, I need to. I can't resist it anymore. " Aizetsu begs you every time, drool falling from his chin from his hunger. Aizetsu goes down on you, having his tongue lap up at the blood flowing out of you having his fill. Most of the time, Aizetsu does it to satisfy his hunger but will get carried away and end up over stimulating you.

"A-Aizetsu you said you were done" you mewl and your back arches when you feel him suck on your clit. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" he moans on your pussy "forgive me" he said between licks not stopping until he's tasting your cum mixed with your blood.

Aizetsu takes notice that when you're on your period, you get more emotional and clingy to him. "Y/n, I have to go see "that man." I promise I'll come back," he said, but you just held his hand tighter. "Don't leave Aizetsu. I'll miss you, " you said and began crying, but that only made Aizetsu cry and even harder at that. "Your poor thing. You can't live with out my for more than a second, can you? " he said.

"What the fuck!? I just don't want my boyfriend leaving me" you sob "so you can live without me!?" Aizetsu asked only making him sob harder having you both because an emotional mess.

Sekido

The first time Sekido realized what a period was after you explained it to him, he literally called it stupid. He couldn't understand how the uterus could cause a person so much pain all because they aren't pregnant each month. "If it's because you're not pregnant, why don't I just get you pregnant, you fool?" He said, being very serious, and you tried not to laugh since it wouldn't really change anything.

Sekido would get mad when your period could affect your whole body. "What do you mean I can't lay my head on your chest!? You said it was just your stomach hurting you," Sekido said, sounding confused but somehow angry as well.

"Sekido, when I get my period, a lot of things happen to my body, including my boobs... they are really tender and sore right now, " you explained, but that only angered Sekido even more. "Please don't be mad," you say with tears instantly coming out of your eyes. "Why are you crying!?" He raised his voice. "Don't yell at me either!" You sob in your hands, having Sekido stand there dumb founded and feeling somewhat bad for making you cry.

Sekido had to take many months to understand you on your period and when not to say certain things. Even so, he couldn't hide his hunger when you're around on your period. "Stop squirming. The more you do, the less blood that comes out and I'm fucking hunger" he said, holding your legs open but reminds himself you are in pain and sure to have his hand on your stomach, rubbing it and giving your clit attention with his tounge to give you pleasure.

Sekido doesn't get carried away with getting his fill but there will be those days where he'll want to fuck you on your period and that's the softest sex you'll ever get from him.

Karaku

"A period? Do I get one? My dick does have a hole, so maybe i can have one..." He'll ask seriously after you explained to him why you bleed every month from your vagina. Karaku couldn't believe this was something you could do all because you weren't pregnant, and surprisingly, he made sure to take a mental note of how he should help you when this time comes around.

Karaku did realize how needy you'd get for him on your period. He'd use this opportunity to get his fill, lapping up the blood from your pussy but take his sweet time but making sure to pleasure you in the process, moaning from how good you tasted both for his hunger and your arousal.

"You're still in pain, aren't you?" Karaku rubs your stomach and gives it soft kisses. "Don't worry. I'll make the pain go away," he smirks. Karaku is able to go up to many rounds with you, that's just the stamina of a demon but he has to realize on a normal day you can only do so many but on months like this? Oh he loves how you can take his cock for more then an hour.

Karaku notices how you're much more needy for words of affirmation during this month. "y/n, you're beautiful. I love you. " he'll hold your face, squish your cheeks together, and even pet your head. "Are you still in pain?" he'll say, rubbing your back and sometimes giving you butt rubs as you lay on his chest. "It'll end soon. You'll be fine"

Urogi

"Wow! Are these pads? Look how easily they break!" He said, ripping up at least 3 of your pads with his sharp talons. You screamed at him so loud that day, saying you need them to the point where Urogi doesn't dare mess with them again.

Urogi makes fun of you for being in your period. He'll often compare you to Sekido with how angry you get. "Am I bothering you? Why aren't you talking to me? Hello, hello hello" Urogi said, knowing he's being annoying and even using his talon to poke you in a painful way to annoying you "fuck off! Stop that you annoying bird!" You yell "ok ms.sekido, " Urogi said.

You'd never have a problem with Urogi going down on you when it's that month for you since it was normal for a demon to have hunger impulses when they smell blood from a human but you never wanted to give Urogi the satisfaction of how good his tounge felt.

You can tell when Urogi has had his fill but will want to keep playing with you. You'll turn your head with a pout, not looking at his big yellow eyes staring at you. "What? Don't wanna look at me? Is it because I'm a mess with your blood" he mocks you and presses his tounge flat on your clit.

"So much more sensitive then usual" Urogi grabs your thighs spreading them open keeps licking at your clit and feel your legs trembling in his grip. "Oh? Does it feel good? Your legs are shaking, " he said "C'mon tell me how good it feels, " he stops, looking up at you, waiting for an answer

"Fuck... it feels good, keep going" you grab his hair pushing his head closer to your thobbing clit. "Don't worry, I'll have you cumming on my tounge in no time~"

CUTE GIRL PT. 2 | WILLIAM AFTON

synopsis: after michaels girlfriend reveals your secret, william needs to give you a little reassurance.

cw: smut, angst, fluff/comfort, penetration, fingering for a few seconds, praise kink!! daddy said once, soft pleasure dom!william, afab!reader, she/her pronouns.

part one masterlist

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The buzzing of the voices upstairs woke you abruptly. Random shouting and laughter filling the house. You rubbed your eyes, let out a groan as you stretched, and pulled yourself out of bed.

Your legs moved slowly up the stairs, the soreness of your thighs making you weak due to last night's events. Reaching the main floor, everyone was huddled around a coffee table in the living room, eating pancakes and laughing.

Searching for where the flapjacks came from, you saw William standing in the kitchen, a hand on his hip while he waited to flip more pancakes. You dragged yourself over to the kitchen, your face swollen and tired.

William's eyes looked over you, a smile and a light chuckle leaving his lips. "Mornin' sunshine" he softly smiled.

You let out a groan, feeling it was too early to speak properly.

"Someone slept good, huh?" William teased. You did sleep well. The waves of your orgasm completely knocked you out for hours. "I didn't mean to leave you there by yourself, but I didn't know if anyone else was going to be sleeping down there"

You nodded and leaned your forehead against his arm, letting him wrap it around you while pressing a quick kiss to the top of your head, watching to make sure no one was looking.

"m so sleepy" you groaned, pulling away to rub your eyes.

"Yeah I bet, you want some food?" You shook your head, denying his offer. Your whole body practically felt paralyzed and the chances of you throwing up if you ate were very high.

William nodded before pulling the pancakes off of the pan, placing one on a plate for you just in case you got hungry, then taking the rest to the coffee table of teenagers.

William must have known you were going to get hungry because you found yourself picking at the pancakes as he cleaned up the kitchen.

People were starting to head outside, ready for another day of relaxing in the cool lake under the scorching sun. William went upstairs to get ready himself, and you watched as the house grew empty, except for someone in particular.

While you continued to pick at the now cold pancake in front of you, you watched as Michael walked up to you, a flat face with slight acknowledgment on it.

"Hey y/n, what's up?"

"Hm? oh, nothing. Why?" Your chest grew with guilt, afraid about what he was trying to talk to you about.

"I um, just wanted to make sure you weren't like, uncomfortable with me or anything. I heard you and my dad laughing at me and my girlfriends and I definitely didn't mean to be obvious about our,,,, activities"

A wake of relief washed over you, causing a light laugh to emerge. "Oh! No, don't worry about me! I was a good laugh, so no issues about being too obvious about it!"

Michael laughed and muttered a 'thank god' under his breath. He was clearly just as nervous as you were, though, you were worried about different things.

And just like that, his girlfriend walked into view, chuckling a somewhat evil-sounding laugh. The both of you turned to look at the girl, watching as she walked up to you with a curious walk.

"That's funny Mikey" She hummed. Michael looked at her with a confused face, not knowing what she was laughing about.

"What is?"

"That you were so concerned about being too obvious that we fucked when she went ahead and made it more than obvious she fucked your dad right after"

At that moment you felt your heart stop, then practically fall down to your stomach. Your eyes widened in horror and your lip started to quiver, wanted to cry and run away in embarrassment.

Michael's face grew with just as much shock as yours did, His jaw slung open while his eyes were bulging out of his head. 'What? Y/n is that true?"

"I- Um I'm not sure what she's talking about" You muttered, regretting everything that just happened within the past 12 hours.

"Oh please y/n, don't act like you weren't all 'I'm so close!' last night. Was it because you were jealous that Michael was fucking me and not you? hmm? was his daddy the closest you could get?"

"No, I, I don't know what to say" you spoke slowly. It was true, no response wanted to come out of you, and no response you could think of that would help you, "I'm, I'm gonna go to the bathroom, this isn't happening to me right now"

As you pushed past them you heard the girl laugh and drag Michael outside, not letting him process his shocked state. Rushing into the hallway you felt a hand on your shoulder, trying to get your attention. You knew it was William, and you also knew you couldn't face him right now.

"Hey, y/n, are you okay?" He frantically spoke, doing his best to get your attention.

You pushed his off and reached the bathroom, attempting to slam the door behind you but failing as William stopped it with his hand. He stepped into the bathroom, closing the door behind himself.

You stood in front of the bathroom mirror, covering your eyes while you sobbed into your palms. William placed his hands on your sides, his face growing with remorse as you cried.

"Hey, you're alright, relax for me, yeah?" He whispered, pressing kisses into the back of your head.

You sniffled and wiped your tears, "holy shit, I'm a whore" you cursed, "why did I do this?"

"Sweetheart, you're not a whore, why would you say that?" William questioned.

"William, they found out, they know what we did last night" You continued to cry.

William sighed, trying to calm himself so he didn't freak you out more than you already were, "It's gonna be okay, they're stupid you know"

"Yeah but, I used you, I used you because I was jealous!"

William hummed, thinking of a response. If that was true, he wouldn't care. If anything he's happy you guys shared that moment no matter the circumstances.

"Don't worry about all that, I've been thinking about fucking you way before that, it's no big deal if it happened just because of how you were feeling about Michael"

You wiped the last of your tears, and looked at William's eyes through the mirror, "You mean that?"

"Oh absolutely, darling you are the sweetest person I know; I'd kill to make you feel like that again," William reassures, placing a kiss to the side of your ear. William's comfort was able to get you to relax and not stress about your situation, happy that he wasn't mad at you.

"You feel better now?" William asked, leaving you with a soft nod, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

You shook your head, chewing on the bottom of your lip. You wished you could show him your appreciation, but you didn't want to give him reasons to think you were a whore.

William must have picked this up because you heard a soft chuckle in your ear, as well as his hands gliding up and down your sides. "Are you positive? You don't need any reassurance?"

You looked over your shoulder, making eye contact with the tall man, "mm, maybe, a little"

"That doesn't seem like an issue to me" He smiled.

William grabbed your hips and pulled you back into him, then bent you over the bathroom counter. You whimpered as his hand brushed up and down your spine, slowly making its way to your waistband.

As his fingers gripped onto the waistband of your shorts and panties, you pressed your ass into William's crotch, wiggling your butt to get him hard. You giggled at his little laugh, finding it cute how much he liked your ass.

Once he tugged off your shorts and panties, he was quick to massage your ass, squeezing the firmness of it. While he continued to play with your ass, he let one of his hands undo his belt and get his pants and underwear off himself.

He stroked his cock a few times while he glided a finger up and down your folds, slowly sliding one into your cunt.

"Shit" You whispered, biting your lip at the feeling of being filled by something. William chuckled at your reaction, fond of how responsive you're being.

Once he pulled his finger out, he slipped it into his mouth, tasting the wetness of your pussy on his finger. "Sweet girl" he smiled.

You jolted a little to the feeling of William tapping his cock on your cunt, sliding his tip on the slick that your pussy made. "Please" You whimpered, pressing your ass back into William's dick, wanting it inside of you.

"Eager huh?" He teased

You nodded quickly as you wiggled your butt. William placed a hand on it to stop you, letting him finally move into you. He pushed a little past his tip-in, leaving you groaning at the squeeze.

"Still so tight even though I just fucked you last night," William teased, "Did I not fuck you good enough?"

"William please, I need it!" You whined, desperate for more.

"What's the matter baby, you want more of it in you?" He grinned. You nodded in response, muttering a few begs between you nods.

"Are you sure you can take all of that?" William hummed, "You don't think that's gonna be too much for you to handle?"

"I can do it, please William" You continued to bed.

William finally stopped his teasing and slowly slid more of himself into you, releasing a long breathy moan from your mouth.

He slid back out right before sliding back in, staying consistent with these repetitive movements.

Your eyes seemed to roll to the back of your head every time he hit your g-spot. "Look at you baby, I guess you really could take it, huh?"

"Fuck, yes William! I can take everything you can give me; I love it so much!" You whined, tears starting to fill your eyes with lust.

"Nuh-uh princess, none of that crying, you gotta be a big girl and show me how you can take it"

You swallowed hard and nodded, doing your best to hold in the lust that you wanted to let out. The soft sound of your skin slapping caused you to feel even more blissful, satisfied with the outcome of your pleading cries of regret.

"Such a good girl for me, always so willing and precious for me, aren't you?"

"Yes! Shit" You moaned, a whine getting caught in your throat.

"Yeah I thought so, you're nothing but a good girl, and here you were calling yourself a whore"

"Fuck, I'm sorry, I won't say it again!"

"That's right baby, tell me how much of a good girl you are, go ahead" William teased, pulling your hair back so you were standing and looking at yourself in the mirror.

"Aha, shit, I'm a good girl! I'm a good girl for you!" You whined

"That's right, my good fucking girl" William grinned, "How about my good girl cums hm? you think you can do that for me?"

You desperately tried to nod against William's grip on your hair, happy with getting permission to cum. You let the knot that was forming in your tummy relax, letting it untwist into a leg-shaking orgasm.

"There we go, just like that princess," William praised, "What about me baby? Where do you want me to cum angel? You think daddy could cum inside you?"

"Mhm! Please cum inside me" You whimpered.

"Okay, princess, whatever you ask for" After a few more hard thrusts, William's orgasm shot through him, ropes of cum releasing into your pussy.

The two of you took a few moments to catch your breath, taking in the moment. William slowly slid his cock out of your, a few drops of his cum dripping onto the floor below.

He grabbed your waist and turned you around, embracing you into his arms. "Was that enough reassurance?"

CUTE GIRL | WILLIAM AFTON

synopsis: Michael's daddy finds y/n masturbating

cw: smut, praise, pillow humping, riding, masturbating, fingering, afab!reader.

It's a lot of buildup and dialogue, sry 'bout that.

masterlist

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It was an annual thing, going to your best friend Michael's lake house with your big group of friends every summer. Last year, you weren't able to make it, preparing yourself for college seemed to take over your whole summer

Within that amount of time, you'd grown much more. Considering you were out of your parents' grasp you were able to go live freely a little more, you were able to live life like a normal kid in college.

This summer, you were more than happy to be able to go and visit your friends' lake house again. Throughout the years that you and Michael have been friends, you both bonded over being able to go swimming together.

The heat seemed to be beyond scorching this summer, so to say that your friend group was looking forward to the lake would be an understatement.

It seemed like there were a bunch more people visiting this summer too, usually, it was the 8 of you but Michael seemed fine with having people invite their college friends.

Unfortunately for you, you didn't really have a lot of friends in college, well at least not the kind you wanted to invite to the lake for a week. It was fine though, it just meant that there would be more people for you to hang out with.

Well, that's what you thought.

You found yourself wading in the shallow of the lake, watching your friends have fun. Every time you tried to talk to them they would simply brush you off and hang out with whoever they invited. Even Michael was ignoring you, and he didn't even bring any of his college friends.

You tried to ignore it, but you couldn't keep watching as some new girl clung onto Michael, laughing and slapping her hand against his chest every time made a joke.

You tried not to be jealous, it's not like you liked Michael like that anyways, but something about the way he held her hips and rubbed his thumbs into her sides made your stomach churn.

Shaking your head, you decided that it would be better if you just headed inside for the rest of the afternoon and take advantage of the air conditioning.

Turning around, you dragged yourself through the water until you heard your name. You turned to see who it was and saw how Michael was waving at you for your attention, "Yo! Going in already?"

"Yeah, I'm getting a little too hot, I'll catch you guys later if you're still out here!" You shouted back. You weren't lying, it was ridiculously hot, and it did give you an excuse to sit inside.

Sliding open the glass patio door, the walked into the air-chilled house, closing the door behind you. You made your way to a closet, grabbing a towel to wipe yourself down with.

You noticed the trail of water you lead into the house and quickly got on the ground to clean it up with the towel, "Oh, don't worry about all that y/n, people have been in and out of here wet all day"

You turned around to look at where the voice that made you suddenly jump was coming from. You saw Michael's dad standing a few feet behind you, smiling at you.

Your face went red as you realized that he definitely had a perfect view of your ass as you were bent over. You shook off the embarrassment and forced yourself to stand up, "Oh, alright then, just thought I'd clean it up to save you and Mike some time"

"No worries kiddo, I feel like I haven't seen you in a few years huh?"

You nodded, towing with the towel in your hands as you starred at the ground, "Yeah, it's been a minute I guess"

He chuckled and walked his way into the kitchen, still able to talk to you as you were only a few feet away from it, "It has! Crazy how much you've grown too, I still remember when I would have to take you and Mike to the waterpark when you were younger considering we didn't have this place yet"

"Aha, yeah I miss doing all of that"

The man nodded as he went back to putting water bottles in the fridge. He must've just gotten back from the store. "So, you not staying outside anymore?"

"Mm, I would, but, I guess it's a little different with so many new people now"

"Yeah, a lot of new friends around" William spoke, "Especially with Michael's new girlfriend around too, which, reminds me to ask those two to stop making such a ruckus at night"

Your eyes widened, you didn't realize that the girl hanging on him was his girlfriend, and you didn't even want to imagine what William was implying in that last bit.

"Oh, I didn't know he had a girlfriend"

"He didn't tell you? Yeah, she's pretty sweet and all, but I can barely them those two to keep their hand off each other, especially around the little ones" You knew he was referring to Evan and Elizabeth, which lead you to assume they were staying at their mom's house for the week.

"I guess I haven't gotten the chance to talk to her yet, I only got here today"

"Did you know? Well, hopefully, all is going well for you today?"

You nodded, then sighed, thinking about the amount of attention you seemed to be heavily lacking, "Mmm, It's alright, I guess I kinda feel like I haven't been fitting in much "

"What do you mean? You're not being ignored are you?"

You chewed the inside of your lip, letting William take that in as a yes.

"I'm sorry hun, I can talk to Michael when he comes in if you'd like, that's no way to treat a childhood friend"

You shook your head, urging out a "no" a little too quickly, "I- sorry, I just don't want to create any drama"

William nodded, understanding your frustration. He took the towel from your hand and set it on the counter, pulling you into a quick hug, "Well, I can't promise it'll be any fun, but you can always hang out with this old geezer"

You caught yourself giggling into his neck, muttering out a thanks before pulling away from his hug.

"Any time y/n, you're too cute to be ignored that"

You blushed at his comment, trying to hide your smile. There was something in William where he just couldn't stop himself from teasing you. He pinched your cheek and found himself laying a soft kiss on the top of your head, "I mean it"

"You're too kind Mr. Afton" You smiled. He returned the smile before you bother were caught off guard by the glass door sliding open, Michael and his girlfriend running in the house giggling. You watched as they quickly ran up the stairs, the loud slam of Michael's bedroom shaking the house, "Well, there they go again"

You felt your face go pale, realizing what was going on, remembering the quick movement of Michael's hand covering his crotch after he closed the patio door. "Gross"

"Agreed," William laughed, "And here I was thinking that it would be you and Michael running off like that"

You felt your heartbeat quickly, there's no way William thought about you,,,, like that!

"Ah, sorry, I don't mean to sound like a creep" William spoke, scratching the back of his neck.

You just laughed, and the two of you were able to move on with your conversation. It wasn't until a few minutes later you could hear a repetitive thumping come from Michael's bedroom, and unfortunately, you were able to pinpoint exactly what it was. You and William exchanged glances before letting out a laugh and a simultaneous mutter of disgust.

You sighed and shook your head, letting your laughter die. "Well, I think I'm gonna head in the basement, see if I can try to chill out for a bit"

William nodded and left you with a smile, "Alright, let me know if you need anything!"

You hummed in response and walked yourself downstairs. Michael had a guest bedroom that you would always stay in, so you went to make yourself comfortable there.

Reaching your way to the room, you took advantage of a towel laying on the counter in the connected bathroom to dry your hair. You admired yourself in the mirror as you did so and watched as the water dripped down your chest.

Sudden moans seemed to catch you off guard as they seeped through the vent. You sighed, trying to ignore the sound of your best friend fucking some girl into oblivion, parts of you filling with frustration and jealousy.

You shouldn't be jealous, it's you best friend. Any why would you be jealous that Michael is getting laid when you aren't even interested in him like that?

You rolled your eyes, walked out of the bathroom, and threw yourself onto the bed. No matter how long you laid there, the moans didn't seem to get even a bit quieter, if anything they just got louder.

Parts of you filled with guilt as you felt a sudden tingle in your stomach. You knew exactly what it was, and you knew that it was wrong to be feeling this, especially when it's in regards of your best friend.

You tried to ignore it, but the feeling just grew stronger and stronger as the moans in the vent grew louder and louder. Telling yourself not to act upon it over and over again didn't seem to work, hating yourself as you sat up and stuffed a pillow in between your legs, lightly grinding your hips against it.

Your jaw fell open as you as the desperate plea of arousal was finally being helped. The way your clit brushed against your swimsuit bottoms every time you slide your hips forward on the pillow caused you to let out a whimper.

Soft breathy moans left your mouth as you slipped one of your hands up to your chest, toying with your clothed nipple. "Fuck," you muttered, "this is so wrong"

Some part of you seemed to get off on knowing that you shouldn't be masturbating to the sound of your best friend having sex, knowing that they are two floors above your head.

The guilt only grew and grew, thinking about all of the times you and Michael would hang out together as little kids. You remembered the time you were freshman when you agreed to take each other's first kiss, telling each other that it didn't mean anything and that you were just trying it out.

Now, you wished that it did mean something, because the tears in your eyes and the way your clit pressed against the pillow made you feel sorrowful. You clasped a hand over your mouth, trying to quiet the whimpers that were coming out of your mouth, desperate for attention and touch.

With what seemed like no warning -- there was a knock, but you were too busy to notice -- the door to the bedroom opened and a tall figure stood in the doorway, jaw open, body completely frozen.

You looked up and saw none other than Mr. Afton standing there wide eyed. You didn't care if he was shocked in the sense of disgust, or in the sense that you weren't yelling at him to get out.

You let out another whimper as your lip trembled, "I-I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't but please help me"

It almost seemed like that automatically came out of your mouth, the desperate mindset you had forcing you to ask for help.

"Y/n, I, Um, okay," William panicked, "just, quiet down, relax a little"

You nodded and you pulled yourself onto your knees, tugging the pillow out from under you. William saw the dark wet patch on the pillow, whispering a small curse word under his breath as he noted it as slick from your cunt.

"I'm sorry Mr. Afton, I know I shouldn't be doing this because Michael is my best friend, but they were just so loud and I couldn't help it, and I just-"

"Shh shh shh, I understand, I feel ya" William reassured. He climbed onto the bed, letting you lay on your back and prop yourself up with your elbows, "Want me to help you out dear? 's that what you need?"

"Mhm!" You whined, wiggling your hips as his had glided across your stomach to calm you down, "I need you inside me, please sir!"

William chuckled and looked down, "alright baby girl, I hear ya"

He spent no time going to unclip your bikini top just before his hands trailed down to your hips, he looked up at you and waited for you to nod before he tugged down your bikini bottoms and tossed them to the side, "So perfect for me y/n"

"Gonna put my fingers in you, 's that alright?" William asked, looking up at you for approval.

You nodded eagerly and threw your head back as he slid his fingers up and down your cunt, collecting the slick that grew on them, "Someone needs some attention, huh?"

A whimper fell from your lips as he continued to tease you, eventually slipping two fingers into your cunt, "There we go angel, just like that princess"

"Ah, Fuck!" You shouted out, "Please, feels so good inside me!"

"I bet honey," he laughed, "I bet it feels real nice"

Williams finger sild in and out of you, eventually halting knucle deep inside you to curl his fingers against your g-spot, "FUCK! WILLIAM PLEASE!"

"Shh, shh, shh, don't want Michael to hear you baby, he might wanna come and fuck you himself" William hummed.

The thought of Michael fucking you was one that was very difficult to picture, especially now that his father looks so good above you.

You gyrated your hips into William's hand, eager for more than just his fingers. Though the way you felt the pressure of your orgasm felt really nice, you wanted his dick inside of you as quick as possible.

You grabbed his wrist and he looked up at you, confused as to why you were wanting to stop him. " what's wrong baby?"

"I wanna ride you, wanna feel your cock fill me" You cried.

William smiled and let out a soft chuckle, agreeing. The two of you switched spots and you moved as fast as you could to pull his shirt off and undo his pants.

The way his cock sprung up when you let it out of its restraint caused your eyes to widen. You licked the drool off your slips, and you quickly hovered over it, forcing yourself onto it even though it was much too big.

"Hey, relax y/n," William laughed at your urgency, "gonna hurt yourself"

You let out a whimper as you slowly realigned it up with your hole, ever so slightly letting yourself inch down on it. You let out a gasp as you felt the tip of his cock tap your cervix, wincing at the slight pain on doing so.

You let yourself lay your chest on top of William's, his arms moving to wrap around you. You moved you ass up and down as you let William's cock glide in and out of you, the feeling of his dick repetitively hitting your g-spot causing you to moan into his chest.

"Feels so good inside you y/n, your cunt is so fucking perfect"

The hums you let out into William's chest showed how desperate and appreciative of William you were. You couldn't imagine 20 minutes ago you friend's dad willingly letting you bounce on his cock because you were horny.

"Fuck sweetheart, so fucking warm and tight," He groaned, "so desperate for me too" The way Williams raspy voice filled your ears made you legs twitch, waiting for that time to release.

"Please, you feel so big sir, please fuck me" You whined desperately. You stopped moving your hips, readying yourself for William.

He bent his legs so his feet where flat on the bed, and he forcefully fucked himself up into you, causing a string of curses and moans to come out of your mouth.

"'atta girl, take it just like that princess. I know how bad you want me to fill you up so be a good girl and let me fuck you, yeah?"

You whined against him, mesmerized by the way his dick hit every spot you needed it to. With each thrust you felt yourself get closer and closer, wanting to cum on William cock as soon as possible, "Please! I wanna cum, please make me cum!"

"You wanna cum baby? hmm? I'm gonna cum inside you, you think you can cum with me baby?"

You nodded quickly as you let yourself be mentally taken over, the arousal completely having control over your body, "I can! please fill me up, I'm so so fucking close!"

"Alright baby, you're squeezing my cock so much I'm 'a cum right now, fuck"

Just as you felt William fill you up your own orgasm ran through your body. Your legs shook and your breath grew shaky as you shuddered against William. The force of your own orgasm forced both of your cum to slide down William's cock, slipping out of your pussy.

"Fuck y/n, such a good girl for me, so fucking cute and desperate"

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Edging and Denial in Chastity...

A Very Submissive Ramblefap

Please hurry..

So Ashamed.

We all know how sometimes females want to court male yautja. But hear me out.. what if your walking with your elder hand in hand and up walks a female yautja. Now your male is used to this and was getting ready to decline her but nope instead of demanding a trophy of some sort she instead gets down and offers you a shiny xeno skull.

Your elders mouth practically drops and so does yours.

Now you have an admirer who pines for your attention while your mate is subtly trying to make the female ‘disappear’ while also nitpicking her gifts saying he can get much better ones.

I'm sorry but I love strong women and Yautja women are the perfect representation of that, I just want her to squeeze me in her arms and kill an entire army just because they dared to look at me badly. Could you write some hc of a Yautja woman with a fem reader who is very small and is really in love with her and her muscles?

Yautja female with a fem s/o who’s smaller and likes her big muscles

A/n: I went so off topic with this but that’s okay.

She probably got you because she felt bad for you, since your so small.

She takes the time to sit and just flex so you can feel up on her muscles.

She is head over HEEL for you.

I like to think that yautja women are wayyy more protective then the men so when you both go places be prepared to be sat on her shoulders or in her arms.

If someone tries courting you in front of her? (Referring to a different post hint hint) like an elder male for example, she’ll beat the poor guy to a pulp. Every punch she throws she says something so it goes a little like. Don’t. You. Ever. Touch. What’s. Mine. Again. Or. Else. I’ll. Kill. You.

Yeah no one touches or even looks at you now.

She’s the best cuddle bug, all them muscles get a little soft when she’s laying down equaling a full body pillow.

Don’t get sick in front of her. Her motherly instincts will kick in and she’ll baby you and take care of you, she’ll pull your hair back when you throw up and she’ll carry you around like a baby and even wrap you tightly in a blanket.

She’ll want to braid and style your hair, she’ll be rough but she’ll make it look good. Just ignore the bald spot on the back.

Maybe the females purr deeper and louder? For the babies? If they can she definitely does it for you. She’ll lay you on her chest and just purr away.

She goes out and gets you trophies on a daily, everyday she brings back something new and presents it to you on one knee.

You most likely come up to her hips or stomach, the women are bigger than the males. The males can be about 7-9ft so you can only imagine.

She loves you lots, like a lotta lot.

She’ll 100% lay her life down for you.

She won’t have anymore kids after she settles down with you, if a male approaches he won’t be leaving unscathed.

She likes when you ask her to tell stories about certain scars or marks.