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some agents in cold weather

sova and omen are cute i like their interactions 😊😇

fade: you know that voice in your head that tells you that you're doing something wrong?

cypher: you mean the one that sounds like sova?

fade: you know that voice in your head that tells you that you're doing something wrong?

cypher: you mean the one that sounds like sova?

fade: you know that voice in your head that tells you that you're doing something wrong?

cypher: you mean the one that sounds like sova?

You're telling me this is the same man. Idk why he just looks so different to me in the cinematic.

An in game photo for reference:

viper, pointing to omen's new cloak: what color is this?

sova: gray.

fade: grey.

viper, turning to omen: now tell them what color you think it is.

omen: dark white.

Cypher, talking about the blackmailer situation: I don’t think we can manipulate, mansplain, or malewife our way out of this one

Sova, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is

cypher, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

sova, laying down another: Plus four.

breach, throwing down a pokémon card: jolteon, i choose you

fade, trembling: what the fuck are we playing-

Cypher: I've been living with 20 people without any of them knowing a single detail about my life. This is so easy.

Sova: *passing by* Hey Amir, do you think-

Cypher: *cocks a gun* I've been living with 19 people-

sova: hello? cypher, where on earth are you?

cypher: (on the phone) I waved to a man because I thought he was waving at me. Apparently, he was waving to the guy behind me. So to get out of the awkward situation, I kept my hand up so a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in new york. I should be home by thursday.

sova: wait, wha-

fade: understandable, have a nice day.

The only character I'll ever play in this forsaken game

fade: “go hang a salami” backwards is “i’m a lasagna hog” and that pleases me

sova: how did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this

sova: STOP

sova: STOP TALKING ABOUT GETTING POSSESSED

fade: i'm free real estate

sova: YOU'RE NOT FREE REAL ESTATE

i don’t think i’ll ever get over the sheer narrative hilarity of sova’s ult like

raze is explosive inside and out, a rocket launcher makes sense

brim’s whole deal is gear-based, so a satellite strike makes … some sense

but kit-wise sova is scoping out and clearing sites, personality-wise he’s a pretty supportive, nice guy who i guess sometimes just has to go apeshit and fry someone through a solid wall with a laser blast the size of a human being

and you know he didn’t ask for that shit himself, you know that one day it was just “oh hey, here’s the new bow, by the way it’s also a giant laser gun” and he was like “thank– a what”

Theory: Young Sova Was Chaotic AF

I have this theory that Sova was spoiled by his grandma growing up (bc what grandma doesn’t spoil their grandkids) and had a major rebellious teenage phase because of that

Was a real headache to raise during this phase but got away with it bc his babushka was respected in the military (Imma connect this to that hc i saw somewhere before where his babushka was military and taught him archery)

He and his friends prolly pulled absolute stupid pranks on each other, sometimes using scraps of bullets, shells, and other shit they’d pick up from the nearby military base in Severomorsk

But he got humbled around his early 20s when he’s already in the navy and is now such a soft loving wholesome boy especially towards his babushka

That’s not to say he and his cadet friends were always on their best behavior either

But instead of being the fire starter, he’s the camera guy in every shenanigan (having a camera out in the field so often may have started his knack for intel gathering, drone piloting, and nature photography)

Reference for military shenanigans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eovfIlgiAw

(I just play the vid like I’m fiddling with Sova’s old files and every time the camera guy cackles, I imagine it’s Sova)

Would kinda explain why this guy’s so calm in the VP, man’s prolly almost done it all

Also puts some extra meaning behind Chamber’s line: “Sova, now here is a man of principle! But you have broken rules before, yes? Ah, of course you have.”

THEM

fade: anyway, how come archery is so attractive?

viper, watching sova as he gets ready to shoot cypher: long distance murder.

the adults of the team having a drink after a hard day of babysitting

Fade: FOUR MONTHS

Sova: What’s she talking about?

Cypher: It’s not that big of a deal—

Fade: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

sova: what are you doing?

fade, taking a buzzfeed quiz to see what breed of cat she is: hacker stuff.

fade: did you eat all of the brownies downstairs??

sova: haha yes they were amazing. you made them?

fade: it'll kick in soon

sova: i- what will

sova: what will kick in

sova: fade

okay i know im late but?? fruits are fighting?? again??

Smol kiss

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