THE THIRD ONE BEING A COLONEL FLAGG FROM M*A*S*H QUOTE I'M DYING!!!!!!

THROWBACK TO THIS ART OF FATHER MULCAHY I MADE LIKE 2 YEARS AGO!!!

WELP...

I just sent a fucking Spirk edit to Brian May, the guitarist for queen.....

their like a married couple istg. This is straight up how my mom and dad flirt

Uhhh, 47, wait not, fucking idiot. It's not 47. uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Like... 82, NO NO WAIT WAIT!@!!! 2+4 is 6 and 7+8 is 15 75, yeah 75

CHASE HAS A WHAT!?!?!?!

ello. I’m here to say, chase has an onlyfans. Oh and don’t try denying it ur gay 4 house. He literally says he loves you once, and you just smiled at him. Like. (🤔🏳️‍🌈)

Okay, I’ve heard the second portion of this a million times, but the first part is new. Let’s hope House never finds it..

Aw! You two are adorable! :)

and they were roommates

To me. I think it's really funny that if I took my two most recent crushes and had them fight over me it would just be a Irish boxing priest and a insane German doctor fighting. Hehehe. I will illistrate on this later

Me when I'm German Spock and I'm just a pimp:

Do you guys know about obnoxiously gay german parody Spock?

ZOO WEE MAMA MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS

BJ Hunnicut and Hawkeye Peirce

This is LITWTC

Ooooh. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED BUDDY!!! I'd probably re-write Nurse Doctor (S8EP7). And I already like this episode because we get to see this scene where Father is ABSOLUTLY caked up on a random Tuesday.

But if I had to re-write it I would make it like, Father Mulcahy HAS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING MENTAL BREAKDOWN!! I mean he kinda already does and that's kinda why he goes to Hawkeye. But I mean BREAKDOWN, like questioning the career he chose, questioning his vow to celibacy, playing and begging god for forgiveness. Maybe even some tears shed, because we all see them suffer but he is the one character who only really does it twice. Like, Hell! Even Radar broke down more! I just think it would be interesting thing to see

Thank you for coming to my TED talk, goodbye

Question for all of Mashblr

If you could re-write ONE episode of Mash (and it would become canon), which episode would it be? What would you alter?