Connor and Hank are like Castiel and Dean. It's just the same energie.
Peter: Hi
[Everyone’s ready to attack him]
Peter: Whoa, whoa, guys I’m a hero too!
Quill: What kind of hero are you?
Thor: Do you have a magic hammer?
Peter: No
Strange: Magic hands?
Peter: No
Captain America: Are you a world war 2 veteran that got genetic modified?
Peter: No
Bucky: Do you have a metal arm?
Peter: No
Loki: a god?
Peter: No
Tony: Kidnapped or enslaved?
Peter: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
I don't drink coffee because it tastes good. I drink it so I don't fall asleep because I'm tiRED OF ALL THAT BULLSHIT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH
"If his hair is white or gray, you can guess, he's hella gay."
How to handle a dumbass brother;
1. Ignore him when he's annoying you. Soon he will get bored.
2. He's still annoying you? Stab him.
fucks sake
Everyone be like: Send me flowers and love.
While I'm like: Send me dank memes and fries.
Mom: Are you still gay?
Me: No, but I'm still Bi.
Mom: So you're gay and lesbian.
Me: what
It’s 3:00 in the morning where I am…
i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this
what do i do
Lance:*acts like he just woke up* Oh sorry, I probably fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich.
Keith: Go back to sleep, and starve.