The YouTube Channel Anti-chef Always Adds An Extra Bay Leaf To Recipes That Call For It And He Says “and

The YouTube channel anti-chef always adds an extra bay leaf to recipes that call for it and he says “and add another one. I’m not driving” and this has permanently altered my vocabulary.

Every time I add something extra to a recipe I say that now. Add another clove of garlic, I’m not driving. Let’s have two eggs, I’m not driving. Let’s double the chili flakes, I’m not driving.

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I went to a book swap today and found a book called "What Would Jesus Craft?" so I flipped it open and stg landed on this page

A page from a book called "What Would Jesus Craft?" featuring a craft called the Fedora of Thorns. There is an image of a fedora with strands of fake thorns wrapped around it.

this book wins for least friendly main font

1 month ago

trying to divvy out kinks to your ocs is lowkey embarrassing but also feels like this

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Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

Note To Self Do Not Leave Pens In The Car In Arizona I GUESS????
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I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

I Love Talking With Neurotypical People About My Executive Dysfunction Because I'm Like "yeah There's
3 months ago
Feeling Rough Lately.
Feeling Rough Lately.
Feeling Rough Lately.
Feeling Rough Lately.

Feeling rough lately.

2 months ago

Wdym I have to yearn for kinder years all the time I’m built to weather through not to pine for human decency this is bullshit


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2 years ago

absolute bullshit that humans evolved to require both water and salt as basic nutritional requirements....and 71% of the earth is covered by a mixture of water and salt......... ... . and humans cant. DRINK TH E fUCKENG SALTY WATER

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