Meanwhile Sabrina's Old Af 5th Gen Great Grand Sire (and Biological Father.. After Some Real Heavy Vicissitude

meanwhile Sabrina's old af 5th gen great grand sire (and biological father.. after some real heavy vicissitude work) is the fucking meme lord in the "Vamily" group chat.

Never let some invisibly wrinkled centuries old bloodsucker give you shit for being new bitch on the block. They think they’re sooo mighty and powerful bc they’ve survived for sooo long when like 90% of that timeframe there weren’t any guns or cameras or borders so they could kill some random defenseless lady, fuck off 1 village east, and nobody would blink an eye. Now you pop around the block for a lazy bite to eat and 8 electric eyeballs bear witness to your target pulling iron and filling your gut with 9mm rounds before activating an international manhunt on your ass. Camarilla execs haven’t ever dealt with this shit personally. Some of these dusty motherfuckers predate widespread literacy and have never budged from their Embrace city and it damn well shows. I’d like to see one of London’s mutant ass 5th gen’s go without a kine proxy for a week in the modern day. They’ll guaranteed fumble the hunt after centuries of Doordashing their drinks and get inquisitors with phosphor rounds driving them out of their safe space. Can’t drive, no ID, no credit card, no records, not a fucking drop of patience for interacting with mortals, good fucking luck starting up in a new city much less getting to it. Call me an insolent whelp again bitch i’ll run you over with my car and selfie your broke and steamrolled ass to the groupchat #GoGrampa

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2 months ago
 All The Players Of My VTM Game Thought It Would Be Fun To Make Vampire Versions Of Our Irl Selves Just
 All The Players Of My VTM Game Thought It Would Be Fun To Make Vampire Versions Of Our Irl Selves Just

all the players of my VTM game thought it would be fun to make vampire versions of our irl selves just as background caitiff characters. so here is "slightly" idealized vampire me loving unlife


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2 months ago

Fuck my mum and sister Do this shit constantly and blame me for never going to family events and guilt trip me about it with the 4 homophobic transphobic and racist relatives that constantly spout hate and expect me to just sit there and take it,

I’m Hoping That This Is As “angry” As I’ll Get With A Comic, But Given How The World Is Shaping
I’m Hoping That This Is As “angry” As I’ll Get With A Comic, But Given How The World Is Shaping
I’m Hoping That This Is As “angry” As I’ll Get With A Comic, But Given How The World Is Shaping
I’m Hoping That This Is As “angry” As I’ll Get With A Comic, But Given How The World Is Shaping
I’m Hoping That This Is As “angry” As I’ll Get With A Comic, But Given How The World Is Shaping
I’m Hoping That This Is As “angry” As I’ll Get With A Comic, But Given How The World Is Shaping
I’m Hoping That This Is As “angry” As I’ll Get With A Comic, But Given How The World Is Shaping
I’m Hoping That This Is As “angry” As I’ll Get With A Comic, But Given How The World Is Shaping

I’m hoping that this is as “angry” as I’ll get with a comic, but given how the world is shaping up politically at the moment, I fear that might not be the case.

It’s been incredibly eye opening to witness the degree to which some people I know are willing to bury their heads in the sand in order to avoid the reality of the awful things that are happening around them.  Awful things that they were told were going to happen.

In America, people are being black bagged and shipped off to El Salvador without due process to be held indefinitely in prisons, with the current administration now making social media posts cruelly boasting that they’ll never return. 

Make no mistake, if people are being kidnapped by the government, given no due process, and are shipped to a foreign nation to be held in prison with no intention to give them any legal recourse, we need to call these prisons what they are:

They are death camps.

The United States of America is rounding up “undesirables” and sending them to death camps. 

There are people in this country that voted for this.  No matter how nice they otherwise seem or claim to be, these people are evil to the core. 

There are also people who didn’t vote for this, but do provide social validation and acceptance to those who did.

If you are someone who thinks you’re against fascism, but you also accept fascists in your life, you are a fascist. 

There can be no acceptance of intolerance.  In the comic, the person I’m lampooning is the “Fake Trans Ally”, but you can swap out “trans” for any other group of marginalized people.  Frankly, just call this person “The Fake Ally.”

If you’re someone reading this and feel attacked because I’m calling you a fake ally, it’s time to do some soul searching.  When the history books are written about this period of American history, are you going to be someone who was unambiguously against hatred, or were you someone that treated hate as acceptable? 

Were you someone that invited hatred into your home?

Were you someone that shared a meal with hatred?

Were you someone that allowed hatred a safe haven?

If you’re someone that does that, you yourself are hateful. 

When you accept hate, you do so at the expense of those who are the target of that hatred.

Be better, our lives depend on it.

8 months ago
Okay So The Intrusive Thoughts Won And You All Get Some Yautja OC Butt I Couldn't Think Of Another Way

okay so the intrusive thoughts won and you all get some yautja OC butt i couldn't think of another way to show how thicc, caked up, meaty, plump Outis is. like whole handfuls would do a front view as well but that might get me in trouble here also the dangers of showering with a partner the first time this happened just confused Outis "i don't think you know how bathing works "


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2 months ago
thelatexshapeshifter - mostly VTM

Medusa has become quite a polarizing figure, and perhaps of all figures in mythology demonstrates how we reuse and interpret myths to make sense of our experiences and the world around us. 

Personally, I subscribe to earlier Greek interpretations of Medusa, where she’s a monstrous goddess born with the curious condition of mortality and not subject to the lust of Poseidon or the wrath of Athene. For my design I referenced the motif of the running gorgon, common on pottery in the mid-sixth century BCE depicting a rather broad and muscular looking figure in a short tunic. Funnily enough, I was also inspired by the tusks and physicality of half-orcs from DnD for her overall body type. I liked the idea of arranging her hair in an Aphrodite knot to give it some interest, and instead of wings I gave her some feathers on her arms to streamline her overall look (I find wings on upright quadrupeds to be a bit clunky). 

You know what I can't stand about VtM?

Camarilla apologism.

The Camarilla are monsters with rules, and they will use those rules to justify slavery and exploitation and abuse and control and murder, for ever. And people tell me these are the good guys. They're absolutely not. The Beast is sitting down at table and wearing a pretty dress and her table manners are ever so lovely and her dinner conversation sparkles, but you're still getting eaten alive. And you have to love it. They have made you love it. Nothing in their rulebook says they can't.

I have never actually run a Camarilla game. Not properly. I think it's because that level of authoritarianism makes me urge. It's weird, because I love Dark Ages Vampire with all my soul and those are the same rules, but Dark Ages Vampire doesn't have the "default sect" phenomenon, the expectation that you the players are going to be aligned with this side and therefore that's the right side because you the players are on it.

Woobifying the Sabbat and apologising for the Camarilla makes the real default protagonists of V1 - the Anarchs - even more toothless than they already are, burdened by their writers' failure to imagine a way out of the status quo (not blaming them for that, progressive politics are hard and it's only a bloody game, innit?). And as the game drifted more and more into Camarilla-as-default-vs-Sabbat-the-Anarchs-are-also-there... I don't know where I'm going with this, I was just confronted by the monstrosity of the Camarilla before I'd even had a cup of tea this morning and it's great horror but don't ever tell me they're the good ones. Don't you dare.

3 months ago
 Last Session The Coterie Got In A Fight With Some Gang Banger Sabbat Playing Tag With 9mm's As They

last session the coterie got in a fight with some gang banger sabbat playing tag with 9mm's as they do. we tracked them to the city zoo where they got distracted taste testing a bunch of different animals and some security guards, but ill save you from the gorey details. but we dealt with them but lost a one of our group, Mikala got "droped" by a full auto mag dump to the chest and face, thankful he just got torpor'ed. but still Sabrina blames herself for not being strong and quick enough to take out the sabbat quicker so in the down time of waiting for Mikala to recover Sabrina has been training and working on some new discipline techniques also the coterie as it stands at the moment Sabrina a tzimisce Piper a Tremere Adrian a Giovannni Mikala a ventrue and we have to more players joining at some point that haven't made characters yet


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2 months ago
thelatexshapeshifter - mostly VTM
thelatexshapeshifter - mostly VTM

calling this one done

just my 2 vamps having a quite moment, even in a world of darkness you need to make time for a little romance and companionship because if you don't you may as well just be a walking corpse, be it friends or lovers unlife alone will drive all kindred mad eventually


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11 months ago
This Has Been Living In My Monster Lover Brain For A While But I Have Been To Stressed To Draw It Till

this has been living in my monster lover brain for a while but i have been to stressed to draw it till now. the BIG SPOON yautja so with a king sized bed 5'11 human and 8'6 yautja the scale is pretty much right. these 2 really need to get some custom furniture made finding a place with high ceilings was easy enough door frames are still a issue though. and gotta hold your human space heater close through out the night


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2 months ago
thelatexshapeshifter - mostly VTM
thelatexshapeshifter - mostly VTM

just drawing my 2 gay vamps having a moment of peace. still need to refine the sketch a bit more but its going to take me a while to finish this one


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