Latest Posts by ratcompost - Page 2

imagine your mimic bra starts breastfeeding on you in the middle of a work meeting. Wouldn’t that be something

hoooooooi chug monstor engy before bed now cannot s;leeep,,,,,,,,,,,,, mistake!

i think they deserve to have a ambient sound(reward)

They should invent spiders that are louder

do you think htey call it weed because it makes you go weee then they give you the d

they call it a laptop because im topping it than its grinding on my lap

at first i thought i was god, now I realise I'm erotic flesh jesus. this is because I can hear the spider. it whispers to me at night while I sleep. gives me divine messages. and makes me hypersexual

They should invent spiders that are louder

Grinding so hard that thang dissolve

My beautiful air conditioner wife hums for me every night :)

Wouldn’t it be fucked up if when you commit a crime they put you in the smoother

Gas station are the most beutiful bird to me. Ancient corpse of flight rises once more(gas evaporation?)

aknow how plastic dino soars are made of real dinosaurs(bc oil)? I wanna do thaat to my me when i die. Lil plastic ratty boy made from moy corpse oil

like a solid 2 feet of the ground(chair). its crazy though becau,se microwaves purr like cat but also bark when the food is done. they could be eaither but to me they are puppy :)

Ya ever see a microwave and think like wow tha.ts puppy

Ya ever see a microwave and think like wow tha.ts puppy

When Mr beast transitions do you think she’ll be called Mr breast

It therefore it is☺️

freaking it demented style in the club

metaphysically getting biden pregnant

The fabric people are coming.

reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from

In the mansion, straight blanchin’ it. And by “it” haha well… let’s justr say… my girl

careful put ting penits in sink, dish disposal rip that thang clean off

"my computers overheating-" your computers in heat?!😍😩🤯🫣✨💋✂️💖✨💕

hey baby, are those ants in your pocket or is your dick foraging for sustenance?

Suicide? the only thing im committing is to the bit

getting infected by making out sloppy style with a zombie rn

For the vast majority of my life i thought the reason people drank milk after eating chocolate goods to stop the burning in their mouth. turns out I'm allergic to chocolate and this is not normal.

the real reason the sea level is rising is because global warming is melting the fish

if fish where real they would be communists