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so youre telling me martyn has now facilitated a grand total of three divorces?

So, I have a BIG request for all the Arabic (I think it's Arabic) speaking and reading users here. You see, I just noticed that in Callum's spell book, there's this text about Aaravos except it's in another language.

So I put it through Google Translate and, it said that it was Arabic. But I don't speak Arabic, and we all know that Google Translate isn't the most accurate source for translations and it's pretty difficult to understand.

So, I'm leaving it here and on Reddit so that a person who knows Arabic would Translate it for me.

To all those who headcannon Kaz's full name as Kasper, you guys do realize that Jesper and Kasper rhyme.

Imagine the *glee* on Jesper's face if he ever found out.

Matthias: Alright, we're in trouble. We need to call the Ravkans for help

Nina: But they'll be all condescending and judgemental about it

Matthias: Nina they raised YOU, of course they're going to be condescending and judgemental about it

Kaz: It's okay that the plan didnt work out guys, I have some cards up my sleeve

Matthias: Ah good so you have a backup-

Kaz: *pulls out a deck of cards* Now go as I distract them

Funny how Percy is gonna be the one with "golden princess curls" in the live adaptation now.

Yknow what's funny about 'My ghost wont associate with your ghost'? The fact that Matthias is the first one to die. I bet his ghosts is dying (note the pun) to associate with them now.

Imagine the crows going on a new heist and his ghost is screaming at them from above cause "THE NIGHT GUARD SAW YOU YOU IDIOTS"

Also yes, only half the crows are going to heaven (Matty, Inej and Wylan) cause there is no way that God (Bardugo) is gonna look at Kaz, Nina and Jesper and allow any ONE of them entrance through the pearly gates.

Jesper: Why are guys so hot??

Tamar: Why are girls so hot??

Nina: Why is everyone hot??

Matthias, nodding solemnly: Global Warming is real

HA HA I GOT PERMISSION. NOW WATCH ME SHOW THE OBSESSION WITH MY BRAINROT

I think we all know that Lizzie is a cat in Empires by now, so I think it's an appropriate time to post this:

Lizzie and Joel as Princess Mononoke and Ashitaka!