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7 years ago

People are either completely shocked or say that everything about me makes so much more sense.

To other autistic people, have other people ever been able to realise you’re autistic without you telling them before?


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9 years ago

In seventh grade, there was this girl in my class that was convinced that I was dating a tenth grader -- not any specific tenth grader, just one of them. One day, she saw me talking to another student (actually a ninth grader, but she didn’t know that).

 She then came up to me and said something to the effect of, “Suuuure you aren’t dating a tenth grader. I saw you and him talking in the hallway, obviously you must be dating.” 

“That doesn’t even make sense!” I said. “By that logic, you and I are dating, since we’re in the hallway and talking right now. Since we aren’t, there is clearly a flaw in your reasoning.”

Someone in my class overheard this and decided that this meant that she and I were actually dating.

This girl, who at the time was rather homophobic, was extremely bothered by this rumor, and vehemently denied it. This only served to convince our classmates that it was true.

In the end, the rumor stopped spreading because people became convinced I was dating a different person instead.

PleaSe TeLL mE yOur StoRiES


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9 years ago

“it’s just my opinion”

Newsflash: Opinions can be bigoted. Often times opinions are bigoted. Bigotry operates off of opinions. It being your opinion doesn’t absolve you of bigotry, it just proves it more when you say such.

9 years ago

Well, I realized I was bisexual at sports practice, so...

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9 years ago

Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.

9 years ago

y'all want Trump to say ‘Deez Nuts’ I want him to say ‘I withdraw from the Presidential Race.’

9 years ago

We’re also concerned about the kids whose parents make a “personal choice.” Even if you don’t care about anyone listed above, you have no right to put your child’s health at risk because you’re afraid they’ll become autistic or whatever. (Also, if you think your kid is worse off autistic than dead, you are a terrible person.)

I don’t understand this thing about the vaccinated and non-vaccinated kids...

Like, if your child is vaccinated, how would they be in danger if there are non-vaccinated kids? If they’re vaccinated, they’d (theoretically) be protected. So, do you not trust in your vaccinations or am I missing something here?

9 years ago

For the record the ACLU considers enforcing dress codes differently based on gender to be a violation of Title IX. If you do this again and they send home girls but not boys for the same dress code violation you can threaten to sue them, that’s usually pretty effective.

MY SCHOOL DRESS CODE IS FUCKING SEXIST AND WE STARTED A MOVEMENT

SOOO I go to Bangor High School in the state of Maine and yesterday our assistant principal told us “to the ladies we don’t want to see you’re bodies, no bra straps, no short shorts, and no crop tops, it’s a distraction” So my friend Cat started a movement at our highschool asking everyone to participate in breaking the sexist dress code and wear spaghetti straps, and crop tops, and short shorts. Even the male student body made bra strap bracelets to support our cause and wore cut open muscle tanks. ONLY FEMALE STUDENTS WERE SENT HOME. BOYS ENTIRE CHESTS WERE SHOWING BUT OUR MIDDRIFTS GOT US IN TROUBLE. WE HAD TO MISS OUT ON OUR EDUCATION TO MAKE SURE THE MALE STUDENT BODY GOT THEIRS. TO MY SCHOOL IM SAYING FUCK YOU. TO MY FOLLOWERS PLEASE HELP ME PUT THIS SHIT ON BLAST!!!!!!

9 years ago

Correct me if I’m wrong, but if it were pietosis wouldn’t the pies be identical?

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8 years ago

Unpopular Opinion

I enjoyed reading Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.


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