This Is The Money Marge. Reblog For Good Fortune

FREAKIN TODD

Way to go, Todd! (via moramarc)

Was this Alli? 😂

A game my friend and I play

Me, feeling up her lumpy-ass phone case: “Why the hell is this thing lumpy?” Her: “I have twenty one dollars in there” Me: “Twenty one dollars to pay for your missing car radio?” Her: (Eyes widen) Her: “Twenty one dollars because I have Cancer” (We literally continue making references until I come up with the kicker) Me: “Twenty one dollars becAUSE I CAN’T AFFORD A HOUSE MADE OF FUCKING GOLD, MOM” Her: (She laughs) Me, sliding underneath my desk while dying laughing: “I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE MY DESCENT INTO HELL”

PERIOD!!!! 

when did I become a khonshu simp 🧍

Eddie: *standing on the cafeteria table* I’m a scary metalhead. No one tells me what to do

Y/N: sit back down

Eddie: *practically fucking falls into his chair* I’m sat

Had to do one for Eddie too sorry not sorry

Stephen: Please, I'm begging you, let me look at it

Y/N: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it

My boyfriend thinks oscar isaac is ugly, reblog if you’d bang oscar isaac like a drum

Credit:- @Euphoriaeqits on Instagram

Nick 💜

YASS queen

I’m in love with Rapunzel, but a man. sooo story of my life? he’s lovely. my princess