Ideal Female Body

*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*

The most fun thing in life is naming boards from pinterest MINE SOUND JUST HORRIBLE

Scarred idiot Genya baby boy Rock boner Tit Light WATER DADDY Boar BIRD

I will cry if you try to guess which of these boards is about whom

So, I had a lot of nightmares today, but among all this horror there was room for something good.

Who knew that Genya had enough strength to lift me in his arms...

At such moments I never want to wake up.

So, don't let my fish brain work, ahaha

Art by my dear friend and artist Neon Naga, thank you very much for drawing my girl!

Her name is Vales, like my nickname among my close friends, and her appearance was based on mine, except that she doesn't have the tattoo on her body that I have. Vales is a half-breed, the offspring of a human woman and a demon father, who in my AU was once the Upper Five, but more on him in a bit.

Vales is not exactly a traditional Japanese name, yes, she has northern origins, her family once came to Japan, looking for a new life. Unfortunately, the relationship with her mother did not work out well, and a few years before coming of age, Vales runs away from her, leaving her family to either die in any ditch or find hope and her place. By chance, during her short wandering in one of the inns in the mountains, she learns about her hidden part when the place is attacked by a demon. She survives, defeating the demon, but this new side of her clearly scares her.

However, as a half-breed, she is not susceptible to the same damage from the sun as normal demons, but she can still feel unwell. She does not need to feed on human flesh to live, at least she believes so, for her, eating a human is an unforgivable act. She is quickly found out by the Corps, and when she appears before Ubuyashiki, she is offered to become a slayer. After all, there really is a reason for this, is it better than having her in their ranks of demons and her potential being revealed in a different direction?

Vales is trained by Urokodaki-san, since she is closest to the Breath of Water, but you can tell by her. Her father was a demon who used demon blood magic, bonding himself with water, and actually looked like a sea oni. She inherited some of his traits, and her haori, mask, and nichirin katana perfectly reflect her connection to water.

As for her personality, gods, that poor girl. She's trying not to let down her new adopted family in the Corps, and is slowly learning to open up to other people, which is difficult, especially considering she's the offspring of a demon. But she'll get along great with Nezuko, believe me. She had a younger sister before she ran away, and Komado's sister reminds her of her, which makes her heart warm.

Well, thanks for listening to my nonsense out of my head about my girl!

got reminded earlier of the berserk english dub outtakes and how iconic specifically this one continues to be

Oh, yep!

Favorite color: dark blue

Currently reading: "Plum Calendar of Love" by Tamenaga Shunsui

Last Song: Take On Me by a-ha

Last Movie: "Kiki's Delivery Service" (I need to watch Gilby's cartoons to keep my mind and soul in order)

Last series: Demon Slayer

Sweet, savory, salty: sweet

Craving: vegetable salad with squirt and sesame oil

Tea/coffee: tea with sandalwood and aloe oil. (I work in a tea shop, so I have a taste for it)

Currently working on: diary with notes and inserts.

Tagging: @ohagi-bites @peachdues @simplytemonade @beddybites @beesgav @mrsshabana @vakamas-slave @autisticzenitsu @sluttysanemi

Nine people i want to get to know better

Thank you @shortace for the tag

Favourite colour: green

Currently reading: The Bones Beneath My Skin by TJ Klune and Rivals by Jilly Cooper

Last Song: Wait For It from Hamilton

Last Movie: I Saw The TV Glow (again)

Last series: on a Phineas and Ferb rewatch

Sweet, savory, salty: sweet. But not too sweet.

Craving: choc chip cookies (luckily I have some downstairs)

Tea/coffee: coffee. As black as my soul

Currently working on: much good omens fanfiction. So much.

Tagging: @funky-disco-demon @starks-kid @sweet-omens-good-hugs @turtlenec-crowley @snognes @reese-the-usc-girl @reggie-moony @rjcee-art @snek-of-eden

Continuation of this post, as you have been waiting! Sanemi can't see color.

The question seems strange and unexpected to Giyuu, for a moment he wants to ask Sanemi himself what it is for, but such unexpected joy in the form of a simple act of communication overshadows this thought, forcing him to answer a few seconds later.

"Dark blue."

Dark blue…

Sanemi barely restrains himself from swallowing, so that the movements of his Adam's apple do not give away how this answer excites him, making his veins tense.

Dark blue, like the ocean itself, he thinks. Like the evening sky before it is covered by rain clouds, like the waves of the sea that he saw a couple of times as a child and was simply amazed by the beauty and powerful force of water. Perhaps like those precious stones, sapphires, that he saw in the hairpins of wealthy ladies that sometimes came across in the neighborhood where his family lived. Dark blue, just like that strange blue tea, anchan, if his memory served him right.

The Wind Pillar clutches the hilt of the katana on his hip, trying to calm his wild imagination, which still remembered the colors he had seen as a child.

Oh, Buddha, how he wanted to see the eyes of that idiot Tomioka now.

To see if the blue of his eyes could shine. Had his eyes ever shined before? He thought so, yes, it was possible.

Sanemi stares at Giyuu so hard that Giyuu tilts his head uncertainly in silent question, not understanding what he had done wrong in answering the question. And Sanemi himself continues to study those confused eyes, their depth and shades of gray, imagining what they really were.

He so wants to believe that they are the deepest color of the purest sapphires, like in the fairy tales he told his siblings.

Yes… These are the kind of eyes that the Water Pillar should have.

"I wish I could see them." He whispers, causing Giyuu to involuntarily look away, embarrassed and unsure of what it was, while the Wind Pillar grins, baring his fangs.

One of my friends, due to some peculiarities and past, can just pass out in a couple of seconds, and the worst thing is if he does it to me, because damn, every time it's a fight for oxygen.

Now imagine Sanemi and Giyuu.

That's all I have.

I thought for a while and decided to count the facts of my life…

I was baptized as a child, so in theory I am Orthodox. But I literally swallowed my cross. My mother was in Krishnaism for most of my childhood, so she pulled me in too. But, despite everything, I developed my own vision of the world.

And… it mixes Shintoism, shamanism, cosmicism and the theory of reincarnation…

WELL, APPARENTLY THERE WILL NEVER BE ORDER IN MY FISH BRAIN

@xxlady-lunaxx @ohagi-bites

*sweats nervously and flaps fins*