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where is the lie
This sums up a lot of conversations I have with my girlfriend
Too man times…
Me in the shower: *writes a novel, its prequel and 5 sequels in 6 different languages. The words flow perfectly. Its plot is intricate. The characters are complex and 3D. It's heartwarming and tear jerking. It's perfect. The flowers are blooming. The bees are saved. There is world peace.*
Me the second i leave the shower: h o w 2 eNgLiSH
THIS IS DOPE S/O TO CHEERIOS
*is finally on a date with someone*
person: man the stars sure are beautiful tonight
me: you know who else is beautiful
person: *blushes* who?
me: dan howell
“I can’t see anything I don’t like about you.”
“but you will! But you will.”
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004) dir. Michel Gondry
Ruffle H A I R Howell
Goddammit Stu.
Things I am surprised people don't know
Neutering your pet is a surgery not an injection.
Most male animals have nipples
Dogs and cats have more that one pair
Ringworm is a fungus, not a type of worm
Topical flea products are not to be given orally.
Staff work late nights and weekends because they get paid better rates. Not because they like those hours.
There are lots and lots of pets with the same name as yours.
There aren’t a lot of effective taste deterrents for a dog that really likes to eat it’s own poop
Whether or not the nose is wet, dry, warm or cold, it means nothing. Really nothing.
Being female does not automatically make me a nurse. I’m the vet.