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"The only heaven I'll be sent to, Is when I'm alone with you"

I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

me n who?

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

bro. we need to fuck, bro. for the narrative, dude. for the progression of the hero’s journey, homeslice. we need to bone nasty. no homo or anything it’s just for the character development. yeah we need to cuddle afterwards. for the narrative, man.

no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange

So?

hey no offense but jalapeñis lol

stop having casual sex with men