So I Had A Funny Dream The Other Night.

post-nut catharsis

asexual sex workers are braver than any US marine

I always wondered if this was weird, but I’ve always loved that trope of a character being naked, or needing to be stripped, and another character covers them up (bonus if it’s with a piece of their own clothing) and holds them to warm them and/or comfort them. This is especially good if the unclothed character is usually very modest, or is sensitive about something on their body. Or if the clothed character is unused to showing delicacy, or sensitivity. It’s tender, vulnerable and respectful.

Sharing clothes or a blanket! Sharing warmth!! It's just so soft, I love it

Boss fight !!!! nooo

hey no offense but jalapeñis lol

she let me hit cause im adorable

she let me hit cause im soooo cute!!

How bad can a good boy get?

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers