IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON’T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING

Never enough ace dragons :3

Dead Tired fic rec list, Part 2!

Part 1

After suggestions, I'm making a part 2

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Mesmeric Revelation by DisillusionedDeku

Vertical Limit by hppjmxrgosg (finally some inclination to what the author wanted to do with the ship!!!)

Is it a bad idea to work with your (unknowing) father in law? by JoyLess_NightSky

Against All Odds I've Made It Far Enough To Become A Nuisance by TheFoolOfNoTrades

Another Duckin’ Day by TheStarfishAlien

Cold Hands by TourettesDog

Tim's Totally Normal Civilian Boyfriend by jaytriesstuff

The Trials and Tribulations of Summoning Your Boyfriend by Gremlin_bot for StealingYourBones

Family introductions by Half-dead Ham (Grima101)

Coffee Trip of Love by EyesOfCrows for Sketchy_made_a_fic

Girl Help, The Fictional 2-D Boy I Simp For Is Real. by AgenderFolkWillEatTheWorld (a series, has 2 fics at the moment)

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More to come when I get more suggestions!!!

Here is the goggle doc on what to do! Even if you don’t need to live in New York, you can message the tourism board.

AAAAAA

THE ARCHAEOPTERYX IS MY FAVORITE DINO!! THIS IS SO COOL!!!

I LOVE THE ART SO MUCH!!

YOU DID AN AMAZING JOB!!

Extras

“skip dinner and become thinner” more like “skip dinner and you have an eating disorder please get help”

• Use the hand you write with.

• Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If it’s tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side.

• Don’t be like in the movies—don’t aim for the face. Face punches don’t usually stop people, and you can miss when they duck their head or break your hand on their jaw. If you want to get away quickly, or end a fight, aim for the chest, or the ribs. If you really want to do some damage, e.g., you’re being attacked, aim for the throat, which will make it hard for your attacker to breathe for a hot minute.

• When you punch, you want to aim and hit with your first two knuckles. Not the flats of your fingers, and not your ring or pinky knuckles, which can break more easily. You can use your weight, if you’re on your feet, to add wallop, and spring into a punch with your feet and torso.

I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.

Husk and Alastor have a battle of wits, drinking, and jazz. AKA how I think Husk found out about Al’s situation.

Music: JK Sax’s cover of Tones and I “Dance Monkey”

I’m not a talented enough musician so I couldn’t make the music that was in my head lol but dance monkey fits pretty well.

Alastor: Husker, is that all you got? Hahaha, take another shot!

Husk: You ain’t on a sadist’s leash, you can’t know-it-all. Can’t know what I been through, if you ain’t at a beck and call!

Alastor: Ha! I win this spat with ease, looks like you’ve hit the wall. Cuz Jokes on you, I know that too, I know it all!

Husk: You…what?

Al: Perhaps, I’ve had too much to drink this time. Do yourself a favor, banish this night from your mind.

Husk: U-understood.

Al: Hm, good.

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Canon Facts in DP No One Uses 

Danny has caught Fright Knight’s blade between his hands and nothing happened to him (Fright Knight)

Jazz had an interest in being a brain surgeon (13')

Jack once sucked the house into a parallel dimension (Maternal Instincts) 

Vlad literally experimented on and murdered wild animals to use their ghosts as bodyguards (Maternal Instincts)

Skulker eats ghosts (Life Lessons)

Clockwork’s duplicates of himself are all him at different points in time (Ultimate Enemy)