If you take a look at most Greek/Roman myths plus their attributed stories, plus all the shows and books based off of myths, we cannot see that everyone agrees Hermes is just a really nice guy. Like, maybe Apollo hates him for stealing his cattle when he was a baby, but he’s just a silly guy with a silly hat and a silly stick.
The last one is so Hermes-coded istg—
What if the aziracrow kiss was the first kiss between the two actors. That we know of.
we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids
Murri Crisis, hapi holandes!
A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.
Merry Christmas sick people 🐀
RIP, Patron Saint of Malpractice ✊😔
Gregory House is buried here
Wisest words ever uttered.
IT'S TIME
wdym is this not how it went
This just becomes so much funnier when you realize that it was Hermes who cracked Zeus’s skull open
Hermes: *runs on stage*
Also Hermes: “Athena’s birth was mind-blowing.”
Hermes again: *scurries off stage*
Call me a coin the way I’m both dumb and smart heheI go by Macaroon, (she/her) and I’m being currently held hostage by Hannibal, House MD, and DostoevskyHobbies: Reading, Writing, Drawing, Hating on AI
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