"I Don't Wanna Be Seduced By The Quessadillas."

@salticid​ you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!

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me: [walks into a psychic’s shop and slams down my tarot cards] it’s time to duel

This is just the doing the macariana while dissociating

**puts hand on your shoulder** **puts hand on your shoulder** **puts hand on your shoulder** **puts hand on your shoulder** **puts hand on your shoulder** **puts hand on

I see you have @sparrow-ceiling’s spine

Mind if I nibble

Sure thing *hands vertebrae*

Dni if you don’t know how to hit the woah 😤✊

"It's Detroit you can't be that reformed."

"Yeah it took me to another world, the fbi watchlist."

"Your brain is just a meaty flash drive"

Every time you say GM my brain automatically says General Manager

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To: Player

Re: Combat

I hope this email finds you well.

When you have a minute I'd appreciate if you could roll me a dex save.

Regards

"Playing among us is a form of masochism."