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who up circumcising they villains or whatever

OH MY GOSH HELLO I LOVE YOU THIS IS WONDERFUL IM BLUSHING AND KICKING MY FEET

Sooooo I drew a scene from this fic by the wonderful @heldersbound ! 🥰 I chose this scene because I just think just it highlights their size difference and how tiny Alex is, and it also was very drawable fnfjfjddjeje

when i think of the word daddy all i can think of is josh homme. he just embodies it so well. i need to be sedated

Marc Maron just posted an interview with Josh Homme of Queens of the Stone Age and Kyuss.

Screaming Trees ~ "Sworn and Broken" (1996)

Kerrang Magazine 1999

NOEL GALLAGHER — Frank Skinner Show 13 November 2000

mileskane The Leadmill takes its final bow, and I'm honoured to play it out.

Come and join me and the band on 27th June for The Last Gig at The Leadmill...and the start of a new chapter for yours truly.

Tickets on sale this Friday 6th June at 10am BST.

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ym.nara_mislin on ig

Do you have Spotify? I feel like you'd have nice playlists to share, lol ❤️

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there is my spotify 👍 it’s a little boring rn not a lot of my playlists are public !

Josh: And that’s why he’s my favorite.

Joshua Homme and Paz Lenchantin during Visionaire Magazine Party

Kneel and bow Take your licks You've gotta swallow your pride, hope success comes quick

i love this fucking picture. it’s so awkward. he gives 12 year old boy at the mall with his mom. “c’mere sweetie lemme take a picture 😁”

everybody always talks about how palpable his misery is in pictures with louise but i guarantee if you could see his face in this it’d be a thousand yard stare

tagged by @anitabrassi for this game :)

RULES: you just got a kind of shitty old car and it doesn't have bluetooth. you can only buy 7 CDs and you can't repeat an artist. what are you getting?

this is quite hard. but i think i got it!

villains - queens of the stone age

death by sexy - eagles of death metal

what’s the story (morning glory?) - oasis

AM - arctic monkeys

there is nothing left to lose - foo fighters

shaking hips & crashing cars - the royston club

don’t forget who you are - miles kane

thank you for the tag ! 99.9% sure that everyone i’m mutuals with has already been tagged.. i dunno i don’t speak a lot

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secret door – brixton, 2009 [x]

back to the study adventures again... Josh was an easy choice when it comes to a 2 values study.

and josh on his knees, so desperate for alex rubbing his face against his growing erection but not quite mouthing at it. breathing him in through his nose and resting his forehead against alexs soft lower belly. my minds jumped a million paces forward and im drawn to the idea of them both cumming into those panties and alex having to sit in rapidly cooling wet lace until their next moment alone. hopfully no one can see any wet spots on his jeans

And when they're finally alone and ready to head back (because it's short ride home and Josh feels capable to sneakily avoid all police patrols), Alex stops at the back of the car. "I can't take another second, 's gross." He steps out of his pants while Josh shields the view the best he can with his big body. Alex quickly undresses and goes commando in his jeans. The soft ball of pink panties stays in his hand, hesitantly. "Throw them out," Josh suggests, "I'll buy you new one." "Promise?" Joshua pulls him closer and kisses his temple. "Anything for my girlfriend." "I'm not a girlfriend, ya prick," Alex snarls dangerously into the collar of his jacket. He even curls a fist, ready to pound the words into Josh's flesh. The big man ruffles Alex's hair and pushes him towards the passenger door. "Stop talking back, chiquita, or I'll stuff them in your mouth instead." All he wants now, at this ungodly early hour, is a calm ride back home, and a dirty thought to occupy Alex's mind.

dont 👏call 👏yourself 👏a 👏queens 👏 of 👏 the 👏 stone 👏 age 👏 fan 👏 if   👏 you’ve 👏never 👏fucked 👏a👏cactus

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65217889

if you can summon the strength, tow me.

Josh Homme/Alex Turner

Additional Tags: Humbug Hair, First Time, Drunk Sex, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Breaking Bad References, Feminisation.

Word Count: 7,344

A studio store cupboard tries its best to contain the noise of a lightweight Alex Turner and a bricked Josh Homme for the sakes of their dignity. Not sure if it works, though.

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hello… i’m so embarrassed to post this AHHHH idk why i’m NERVOUS

comments and such are appreciated i’ve been on this joshlex shit for wayyyyyyyyy too long… i’ve been writing loads of short one-shot stuff in my notes app but never posted any of them so here’s a full one (that i kept forgetting about..)

this for villains of circumstance 👅

and if Suture Up Your Future is in Alive In The Catacombs, I'm finding Homme and ripping that off-center belt buckle open, so help me, god

had to gif this josh is just too cute sometimes

Josh Homme really seems to be amazed by the Arctic Monkeys and happy to play with them, like he’s a proud father of them or something

📸 Hanna Evensen

okay so after like 5,000 words i’m cutting a whole bit from my fic. i’m SO sad to see it go there’s some really good bits in there (at least i think so) but it’s less clunky now..

IM SO UPSET