The Old Winter Outfits Go Hard Ngl

Good news everyone i remembered how to draw cullen -- (please don’t tag/comment with your inquisitor, thanks)

feed the local birds - ideally corvids, but pigeons will do just fine, seagulls if you are brave and fear nothing. Choose seeds, or something else that's non-perishable but healthy for birds.

get them accustomed to your presence, feed them at different times in a handful of different locations that you rotate between, so they learn to associate the feeding with you, specifically, and not the time and place that you are in. Always keep the feed in your pockets just in case.

teach them a specific word you'll call out as loudly as possible whenever you're about to distribute the food.

that specific word is ATTACK!

if you ever feel threatened by another person while walking down the street, you can just yell out ATTACK! at the top of your lungs.

ideally, the threat has no idea that this is the birds' cue for Food Person Is About To Distribute Food, and is scared shitless by the sight of a flock of wild birds swooping in at your call, and flees.

if this does not work, there is a very low, but above zero possibility of the birds seeing that their usual feeding routine has been interrupted by someone bothering The Food Person, and actually do start swooping at this inconvenience so that they can have their meal.

in either case, feed the birds as reward and payment for their work.

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fear tactic bird guard.

Katja!!!

I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

Chat I somehow made the gen3 frezzy look cute

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Jorvik Reimagined - The Hidden Dinosaur 

“There’s a reason the Kallters left when that great roar sounded in the storm… you should have run too.”

JR3 finally appears! This painting nicely reminded me that I am not a seasoned paleoartist so the dino ultimately became a modified Komodo dragon with kallstone-capped spine ridges. Fun tidbit– the arcing wall of rock on the right side is a remnant of earlier compositions. It’s one end of Icenwood’s “Moria bridge” that got enlarged to double as part of the dome that once covered Dino Valley, so it is massive and infused with veins of kallstone.

Featured rider is the lovely @icewraiths and the horse lantern was 100% stolen from RDR2. 

Other JR paintings:  Guardian’s Dale  |  Silversong River Watermill Character submission instructions

Addison just wanted to take pics of the pigs she let lose in peace but nope Sabine had to be Sabine xd