Boys Like It When You Imprison Them In The Ornate Birdcage That Hangs In The Centre Of Your Lair

when you're a shapeshifter i bet letting yourself slowly fall off a rooftop only to turn into a bird and fly away feels soooo good

every pokemon is someone's favourite and i'm determined to find a person for every pokemon so please reblog this and tell me what your number one favourite pokemon of all time is

Just a machine that breathes

shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool

more photos of my mum during the 90s. she LOVED hot pink eye shadow

1 minute of washing machine time is like 10 minutes human time. they live on a completely different scale that we could never begin to conceptualize

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

Who isn't

*feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that *feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either

Handcuff Belt