Conversation's With John Bender While And Before Dating...

thank you could maybe do a karli x femreader smut?

if that’s not something you’re comfortable with that’s totally alright!

Thanks for the ask!

Right now I'm not too comfortable writing smut but if I ever am she'll be the first one I write for💛

Arcane Incorrect Quotes

Arcane Characters x reader (Mainly a Jinx x reader)

A/N: I just finished the show and I'm OBSESSED

Y/N: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Jinx: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.

Y/N: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

Y/N: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Jinx, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

Y/N, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Vi: You did wha-

Jinx: William Snakespeare

Jinx: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Vi: You people already know too much about me.

Caitlyn: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

Y/N, in a high voice, holding barbie: Hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Jinx, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Silco: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Y/N: playing systemic oppression

Jinx: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.

Silco: Wasn't Y/N with you?

Y/N: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.

Literally, anyone: How many kids do you have?

Vander: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Y/N: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Jinx, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Y/N: You know, not every problem can be solved with a gun.

Jinx: That's why I carry two guns.

Vi: Am I going too far?

Caitlyn: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Y/N: Jinx, please try to calm down.

Jinx: I asked for two large fries!

Jinx: *dumps fries onto table*

Jinx: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

Jinx, to Y/N: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!

Jinx: You know what’s funny about Y/N? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably-

Y/N: Hey Jinx, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Jinx, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Y/N: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Jinx!

Caitlyn: So I have made the decision to trust you.

Vi: A horrible decision, really.

Jinx: Go big or go home!

Y/N: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Come. Home.

Jinx: I'm going big!

Jinx: *slams books down in front of Y/N*

Jinx: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Y/N: You could have said literally anything else.

Jinx: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Y/N: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

Knocking Me Out

Karli Morgentheu x reader

A/N: The title was inspired by You Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC which I was listening to while writing and imagined playing in the background. (Y/N)-Your Name (L/N)-Last Name (N/N)-Nickname

“Nice to see you again (L/N)” Karli said while you swiftly dodged a punch thrown your way.

"Likewise" you replied curtly while taking a swing at her "You know (N/N) I think you'd make a nice addition to the team," she said while ducking a punch "Oh yeah?" You asked amused, finally landing a blow to her side.

"I might have considered-" you said as she swept your legs out from under you "-If I didn't already have a team" you finished while pushing yourself off the ground while she laughed, slowly starting to circle you."

Hey I hate to break up whatever weird thing you got going on (Y/N) but if you don't make a move soon Walkers gonna come and do it for you” Bucky said in your earpiece making you sigh.

"Sorry Babes but I have places to be" Karli chuckled while you were momentarily distracted, giving her the perfect opportunity to kick you in the chest knocking you onto the ground along with the wind out of your lungs.

Hearing a laugh in the comms from Bucky and a faint "No hard feelings doll!" from a retreating Karli you only murmured a faint "Shit" while you groaned, sitting up to hit the ground with your fist only be called for backup by Sam.

Imagine being friends with the Weasley Twins part 2

Listening to them shout out what house the first years will be in during the Sorting ceremony ...

Going to Hogsmeade together...

Cheering them on when they enter their names in the goblet probably helping them out with their hair situation later...

Part 1

Part 3?

Imagine your boyfriend Jacob Bertrand inviting you on the set of Cobra Kai...

Imagine getting this Snap from your friend Kieara...

Imagine being Roberts makeup artist...

Imagine getting snap from your Boyfriend Eli...

could i get a domestic!non flag smasher!karli x fem reader fic?

just aaaalllllll the adorable fluff you could think of

like y’know, making/having breakfast together and cute shit like that

please and thank you!

Thank you so much for the request! I have a few ideas bouncing around so I would love to!💛

Birthday Celebrations

K arli Morgenthau x (fem) reader

A/N: This was an ask but I made it sorta self-indulgent because my birthdays soon :) (P/G) - Parent/Gardian

“Happy Birthday love,” Karli said setting your breakfast down in front of you while you smile, stretching up to give her a kiss. “Thank you,” you said gazing lovingly at you while she took a seat beside you. “Remind me to call your (P/G) to say thank you after breakfast” she with a cheeky smile while taking a bite “My (P/G)?” you asked while taking a sip of juice. “For raising such an amazing daughter,” she said teasingly while finishing up her breakfast.

Headcanons:

She definitely makes you breakfast in bed although it may end up with either you helping her make it or her helping you eat it

Makes you a cake while you were out the day before with one of Mama Donya's old recipes

Probbaly gets you those sparkaler candles

If you have a pet she'll get them a little party hat while getting one for herself and anyone else who wants one

If don't want a big party she would either just invite close friends/family or would plan something for just the two of you

If you like bigger parties she would discreetly invite everyone the two of you knew for a surprise party

Would honestly be the best party planner and have all your favourite foods and decorate your shared apartment/house to the nines with your favourite coloured decorations

If you had to go to work before the party she would have flowers delivered to you

Probably brought you lunch

During the party, she would give you a gift with everyone else, saving the more personal gifts for later

Literally lets you do nothing all-day

Want a drink? She's already starting the car

Want a sweater? She giving you hers

She may or may not have written you a poem in the card she gave when the two of you were alone

Probably recorded you opening your gifts to add to your 'Home movie collection that had been rapidly growing from all the road trips and holidays that you to had spent together

After everyone leaves (Or your pet falls asleep) you guys cuddle on the couch while watching a movie with some leftover cake :)