“average Person Eats 3 Spiders A Year” Factoid Actualy Just Statistical Error. Average Person Eats

Just wanna check, what's your pronouns? :-) thank

he/ham

the "say something" text on the message box has never felt so taunting. im so scared.

What do you believe in now?

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

i like how hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby is used as a reaction to lopsided fights because i actually thought the joke was that the two were evenly matched. i thought coughing babies really could hold their own here

If you know you know if you don’t fate has cursed you

Am I just tired or is this like, deliriously funny.

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

they hate each other.