Catholic Pez

it's make their tits bounce monday my friends godspeed all and have a great week

Modern poetry at its finest

How did they get it in there without touching it?

it either gets you pregnant or it makes your penis hard

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

Just wanna check, what's your pronouns? :-) thank

he/ham

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

Leaked screen shots for Cars 3: I Fucked your Mom

I like to imagine that someone is going to play some Minecraft and then sees that and is like “oh ok I guess I will” and then goes to terraria and sees that and screams for all eternity