I Will Follow Two Of These Instructions

“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

One of the greatest pleasures known to man is getting to ignore emails

there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists

I litteraly got a B+, life is good

Every time I bomb a math test I consider suicide

TUMBLR I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DO NOT FUCKING STOP SHOWING ME THE SAME DAMN POSTS OVER AND OVER

There truly is nothing that is over sharing with me, I want to live in your ribcage, lemme in

I think we should criminalize me having acne

Shout out to that one moot who will always like my posts no matter what (luv ya @mrcarmenile )

I toe the line between the most extroverted person you've ever met and a cave dwelling rat with extreme grace and precision

everyone is a loser and just acts like they aren’t