This Is A Dumb Take Do You Know How Vast History Is As A Subject? You Could Spend Your Life Studying

This is a dumb take do you know how vast history is as a subject? You could spend your life studying it and still not get every joke

My high school history teacher’s wisest advice was that you have to pay attention in history class so that you will understand jokes. And I think of him with righteous fury every time I see people on tumblr thoughtfully trying to explain a joke that requires the audience to have paid attention in history class. Don’t indulge them! Gatekeep the good jokes!

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