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Cas: Look, that strange looking child dropped their toy boat.

Dean: Cas, don’t.

Cas: Hey, child with the abnormally large head!

Sam: That’s it, I’m out.

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boys night

Summary: JJ and the guys have a boys night, but he can’t help but think about you

Warnings: sex references? JJ being JJ

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“No way, bro, Halloween is the ultimate horror film, you’re both idiots,” JJ drunkenly defended, shaking his head at John B and Pope.

“No, listen, Hereditary is like…smart,” Pope argued back, and JJ groaned around his beer.

“Yeah, just what I want from my horror films, Pope. Smarts. No! Blood and guts and slashy slashy,” JJ pointed his finger at his friends, and John B rolled his eyes.

“Okay, okay, let’s agree to disagree, guys, I’m gonna go get another couple of beers,” John B was already halfway out of his seat, ever the peacekeeper when it came to JJ and Pope’s debates.

He was about to turn back towards the Chateau when he spotted JJ fishing in his pocket.

“No, nope, give it here,” he ordered, and JJ looked up in confusion.

“What are you talking about?”

“The phone. I know what you’re doing. No girlfriends tonight,” he held his hand out.

“I wasn’t even gonna message her!” JJ defended, lying through his teeth, ignoring the sarcastic look Pope was throwing his way.

“JJ. You do this every boys night and we don’t wanna listen to you two tell each other how in love you are for the next hour. You traumatised Pope last time.”

“I never wanna hear the word ‘daddy’ come out of that woman’s mouth again,” Pope muttered, and JJ just smirked at him.

“Speak for yourself,” he winked, and Pope pretended to gag over the side of his chair.

“JJ, no.” Pope groaned.

“JJ, yes,” he grinned back.

“JJ. No.” John B cut in, holding his hand out again.

“What if there’s an emergency?”

“What kind of emergency?”

JJ shrugged, smug look overtaking his features.

“A dick emergency.”

“JJ, phone!”

“Jeeeeez, fine,” JJ held his hands up before reaching into his pocket and handing his phone over to John B who slid it into his shorts before heading inside.

“I just wanna say that I think this is very unfair,” JJ complained to Pope, who raised an eyebrow at his blonde friend.

“Distance is healthy, man. You’re whipped.”

“Of course I’m whipped. Have you seen my girl?” JJ defended, and Pope just smiled and shook his head, knowing there was no derailing JJ when it came to his favourite topic - you.

“Okay, I’m gonna go to the bathroom before you start in on the wedding plans,” Pope stood up and stretched before heading in after John B, leaving JJ by the fire brooding.

When they finally came back outside together, John B spotted the sheepish look on JJ’s face.

“What did you do?”

“Don’t know what you’re talking about, man. Gimme my beer,” JJ held his hand out, and John B decided to let it go, handing over the bottle and settling back in his seat.

“Okay, so, what about Scream? We’re totally forgetting a classic!” JJ started up again, and John B groaned as the debate started right back where they’d left it.

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Pope was in the middle of a fierce defence of Midsommer when John B heard his own phone buzz from the floor beside him. He picked it up eagerly, hoping it was Sarah (yeah, he was a hypocrite, sue him).

Instead, your name flashed across his screen, and he frowned, opening the text. He was halfway through the message when he spat his beer out, spraying half of it on Pope.

“What the fuck, John B?” He startled, jumping up.

“JJ, why the hell do I have a very descriptive message from your girl about how she wants to, and I quote, ‘get dicked down’?” John B sputtered out.

“She answered? Nice, lemme see!” JJ reached out for the phone, wincing at the slap John B landed on his hand.

“Please tell me you did not use my phone to sext your girlfriend?”

“You took mine! What was I supposed to do?”

“Not be horny for one night!”

“Impossible,” JJ scoffed, trying for another grab at the phone. “Lemme read it!”

“No! I’m deleting this,” John B held the phone out of JJ’s reach.

“Wait, come on, I wanna see what she put!”

“Well I don’t! What if Sarah saw this?!”

JJ shrugged, taking a swig of his beer.

“Maybe she could pick up some tips? My girl’s filth,” he winked, and Pope threw his hands up in exasperation.

“Yeah, this is not happening. Bad JJ!”

“Fine! Sorry for being sexually active guys! Back to boys night,” JJ promised, leaning back in his chair.

It was silent for a few moments, all three guys settling back and drinking.

“But seriously, what did she say?!”

“JJ!”

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A-Z NSFW Alphabet - Isaac Lahey

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He’s very big on making sure he didn’t hurt you during sex, he checks your body for bruises, scratches, even bites. He will praise you and your body while he does this.


B = Body part (Their favourite body part of

theirs and also their partner’s)

Isaac loves your hips. He loves the way he is large hands wrap around them, he loves the way they move, just loves them. Any chance he gets his hands are on your hips. Personally he takes pride in his arms.


C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He loves to cum on your stomach. He loves watching it run down and loves that you can watch too.


D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes recording you guys having sex for later. He likes to see what made you moan and squirm the most, or if he did anything wrong(this rarely ever happens if even). He also may save it for that time once in a blue moon he is forced to masturbate, porn just doesn’t do it for him every since he started having sex with you.


E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Has almost no experience before he meets you, but still knows the basics of everything. He’s unsure of a few things and you need to help but other than that he knows how to pleasure you.


F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

HE LOVES WHEN YOU RIDE HIM!!!!!!! He holds onto your hips guiding you, watching you bounce, your body on full display for him.


G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He likes to crack a joke or two. They’ll be times you’re in the middle of sex then you will make eye contact and just burst out laughing.


H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

His pubes are pretty curly and that bothers him so he keeps it cleaned up down there.


I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Sex is very intimate to him so even known he has a high sex drive he still wants every time to be perfect and romantic as possible.


J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Ever since your first time together his hand just doesn’t cut it for him much anyone. He’ll do it if he has to but tries his best to get you.


K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Praise kink. He loves praising your body and you, he also loves to get praised back. He believes there’s nothing more beautiful then your bodies and the way they are together and is obsessed with showing his praise for it.


L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He likes the couch because you guys have to be really close to each other due to lack of space.


M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You in general turns him on like no other, he can’t get off to anyone or anything but you.


N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He absolutely will not do choking regardless if it’s you choking him or him choking you.


O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He prefers for give, he loves seeing you squirm underneath him. He works wonders with hi tongue and that shows on your face and that turns him on more than a blowjob ever could.


P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He can go really fast but prefers to go slow. He wants to savor all of this in front of him, he wants to give you memorable sex.


Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He prefers to take his time so he doesn’t really like quickies but he will surely take you up on them if you offer.


R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He’s down to do anything if you think it will pleasure you more. He wants to make you happy, to him sex is about you and if you want to try something he’ll do it to make you feel good. Getting caught is one of his worst nightmares, he won’t have sex if there’s a risk of getting caught.


S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He’s a little shit wolf boy he can go rounds for weeks if you’d let him.


T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He enjoys using vibrators once in awhile but other than that he’s against toys, he prefers


U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

BIGGEST TEASE IN BEACON HILLS, MAYBE EVEN THE WORLD.


V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He doesn’t get too loud. He’s a big on whimpering, little high pitched whimpers mixed in with grunts and moans.


W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Isaac won’t have sex with you if he knows he’s horny due to his wild nature(full moon, heat, etc) he feels as though he’s using you. He’ll either try and masturbate or just stay away from you until it dies down.


X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He’s a slender dude and his dick shows it. It’s long and slim, a solid 7 inches.


Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Everything you do turns him on he wants to have sex like 3 times a day, but who’s complaining?


Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He actually isn’t too tired after sex but if you want to sleep then he’ll cuddle with you until you’re asleep and then he’ll send up asleep too.